Don't Catch the Herp!

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Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

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Survive The Girl's clutches.

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Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.


say what again?


read please, for scared people

first time i was about to play it, i saw a dark screen, i had a bad feeling, i pressed space a couple of times but when i saw tere was something strange i inmediatly quit, i waited until day to continue and find that it was lips herpes, i punched myself, but realy this is a horrorous thing!

Haha awesome

I enjoyed it was funny, would have been nice for it to be a bit longer but other than that hilarious!

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jajajaja very great

jajajja is fun i really like this you got a 10

This is probably the scariest shit ever.

Seriously. When I first saw her in the dark, I was like "what in the name of all healthy is that!?". The dramatic music, the chase... my heart was pumping like crazy, I swear.

The automatic court was a lot of fun, I was trying it out too see if there are more than three options. I still preferred going to jail over marrying... that... that thing.
But I managed to get the happy ending in the first try, so I call it a win, hahaha.

A very fun short that could easily be turned into a pretty decent series. :D

P.S. The music for each ending is awesome.

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3.84 / 5.00

Jan 10, 2012
1:26 AM EST
Simulation - Dating