This might just be me, but I would totally watch a movie called "The Creeping Colon."
Turtle toasters, Resident Evil Tyrants, the casual hot female scientist. It's all ingredients for win in my book.
The Colon's from Dead Alive, some of you should see it sometime, not bad for a old crappy British zombie flick. Its Got Monkey-Rats~
Nah that was more of an entire pile of intestines, Colon is just a colon.
SECRETLY, I always felt it was the Creature from the Black Lagoon's colon. Dan woke up before the creature could be fully formed.
i am THE CREAPING COLON
it's a turtle toaster! and a living intestine!