Slit Your Wrists!

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--------Updated 6/30/15--------
My views as a human being have changed very much over the last few years. While I always meant for this to be an irreverent poke at pseudo-suicidal attention-seeking behavior, I now understand better the underlying mental state of people who struggle with suicide and depression to be no laughing matter.

I leave this up because I think nothing should be taboo in comedy, however I want to make it clear that I do not condone suicide or self-harm, and I believe it's important to support people in your life that struggle with these issues.

--------Updated 1/14/09--------
I read these reviews and laugh so hard I can't breathe. It's so easy to feel victimized and complain and be angry with me for making this game. Well, don't stop now!


This game was once on the front page.

--------Original Commentary--------
Hey everyone, I haven't submitted anything for a while, but I've been bored recently so I made this. Enjoy!

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Fun but really difficult.

This is way to offensive, not to be mean or anything but, there are some people out there that might take this in offense, like myself. Some of you probably don't know what it's like and you take it as a joke, but this is serious.

This game is perfect for you if you are too depressed yet you do not want to kill yourself physically. Good work on this.

Sufficient blood loss! Congratulations, I committed suicide, no one will remember me! Huzzah!

Just the right level of difficulty, so it takes a couple tries to win. Or lose. Depending on how you count it. Of course the real way to do it is to lie down in a bathtub with a canister of argon gas lying on your chest and to turn on the flow valve.

I wonder if this game has a message. Perhaps that there is no victory. I was thinking of a similar possible game. The game is, it's a simulation game where you eat the right things and do the right things and your character lives to 100. And the PRIZE for WINNING? You get to be infirm, powerless, hideous, sickly and unhappy for possibly at most a few more years. Hurray!

Good Game

im a cutter and my family hid all the sharp objects so this game helps sort of and evryone else who is offended by this DONT LOOK FOR A CUT YOUR GAME!
i give a 10 for helping