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--------Updated 6/30/15--------
My views as a human being have changed very much over the last few years. While I always meant for this to be an irreverent poke at pseudo-suicidal attention-seeking behavior, I now understand better the underlying mental state of people who struggle with suicide and depression to be no laughing matter.

I leave this up because I think nothing should be taboo in comedy, however I want to make it clear that I do not condone suicide or self-harm, and I believe it's important to support people in your life that struggle with these issues.

--------Updated 1/14/09--------
I read these reviews and laugh so hard I can't breathe. It's so easy to feel victimized and complain and be angry with me for making this game. Well, don't stop now!


This game was once on the front page.

--------Original Commentary--------
Hey everyone, I haven't submitted anything for a while, but I've been bored recently so I made this. Enjoy!

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this game made me cut myself and post it on myspace

Damn, why blue pilled?

The alternate title would be : 14 year old girl simulator. Or Emo pizza (it cuts itself it's so good)

pretty good old game

i was trying to play this in school but they blocked newgrounds. thats so gay