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The Picard Song (Lokken)

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Jul 7, 2004 | 9:25 AM EDT
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Author Comments

I came across this song a little late in the game. Dark Materia produced it a few years ago. I wanted to make a video for it.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

And where's the rest of the song?

This is great! You HAVE to finish the song...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Always liked this song

Liked the way you interupted it. Finally glad someone put it into a flash. Liked the robot throwing his head around and the joke of the female being the captain during the flash.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Preach on, Picard.

TNG rules all else when it comes to ST (I watched about half of DS9, maybe 3 or 4 eps of Voyager, and 2 eps of Enterprise... but every single damned ep of TNG... BRING BACK STTNG, sci-fi gods! ;_;).

And you rule when it comes to STTNG flashes on NG. The Data's emotions ones were my first taste, but I saw most of the others (loved the drinking game, I should review that sometime)...

However, I really dig the music videoness of this one. Good, fairly varied visuals accompanying a hilarious song (I especially love the morphing of Picard's imitation of the dudewhowouldtalk withnogapsbetweenhiswords movingfromtopictotopic etcetcetc into a hypnotic rap... and I do remember that episode, as well!).

The whole Beverly Crusher having a PACKAGE in her bikini thing, however... was not quite as nifty. But it's what I've come to expect from you... so cheers! And make more! Rock on. (wink)

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Much funnier if you watched ST:TNG

By about the time I got to Worf, I really wished I was on acid. So my reccomendation is for everyone who reads this to drop some acid and it'll be even better.

Not really, I don't want to get into trouble.

All in all, not bad.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


Didn't like the song at all..... but the animation was good none the less.

Next time, use a different song :D