My favorite wrong answer is

Rhyme schmyme...you looove the cock.

LOL nice!

Pirate: nobody knows......but I'm crying inside

Guybrush: What!?

*Guybrush throws sword at pirate's face then kicks his head off, making it fall into the ocean*

Me: you heartless bastard

by the way awesome interactive like how the roles are reversed. A sequel would suffice greatly.

This would be MUCH better if it was more like the actual game.

dsdddddddddddddddddddshdgzeygrfi waaaaan

cool i win i win::