Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
no a very fun game
I think if the contest was about the slowest game ever you would of won. I didn't have the patience to hold the right arrow key so i used my anti-virus Buddha to hold down the key but missed the ending when I returned. :( 3/10 for effort though.
So why am I being punished for your laziness?
yaaaay
yaaaaaaaaaay to the game but very..................boring
You mean "very sexy".
Keep going
Loved it, quite motivating for the real world as well.
Worth the time, play a nice peaceful track while you play and just ponder your thoughts.
Contemplate the meaning of life whilst a snail slowly crawls to the other side of the screen over and over. This is how you achieve inner peace.
Never Give Up!!!
I loved it!
Your snail is nice, why don't you make another game whith it?
I would really like playing a platform with the immortal snail :)
Congratulation!
Another game with it? Dear god, no.
Value of Life
I realy like the game, but.... Life is of great value, if you live forever. Whats so special with life? Chew on that one.
That snail needs all the life he can get if hes moving that slow.