there was no point to stop.
It would be inhumane to close the window and kill the snail. Ending left me speechless. Beginning made me cry. a great game. there was a moral i just dont know what it is.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
there was no point to stop.
It would be inhumane to close the window and kill the snail. Ending left me speechless. Beginning made me cry. a great game. there was a moral i just dont know what it is.
The moral is that snails are awesome.
HA that is neat
lol that is funny very nice game dude very nice.
Is nice! -Borat
Electra Glide in Blue
Cybercar! :)
Lightcycle, you mean.
YEA BOI!!!!
NEVER... GIVE... UP!!!!!!!! HOO RAH!!!!!! :D
I kinda expected him to go all spartan on me (this is Sparta!!!!) i mean, i have never seen such an intense ending to such a boring game. it so made up for it.
Possible sequel plot: Snail reenactment of The 300
Ah that ending was epic.
Too bad you couldn't fly around or move epicly fast after you became the snail god.
Hey anyone who gets tired halfway through the game there are two things. The medals you earn at the top of the screen only fill up half way before the game ends, so it's not as long as you might think. Also, the ending is worth it. Just do it. Do it. Dooooo it.
Nike: Just do it.