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:Snail:

January 10, 2010 –
August 25, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.

First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?

This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!

Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.

Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!

The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.

ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons

ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.

Reviews

Slow and Steady Wins The Race

First off the artwork is great. The character and references given to the snail are wonderful, but I can't really give you much since some of the flash consists of pictures, but the costumes on the snail and what forest scenes are here were great. The animation is great as well, with the moving of the snail, but it begs for some wind in these forest scenes to move the grass, flowers, and such. The sound is good, that's all I can say, what is here is good, the main reason is because there isn't much here. In which the same can be said for music, but here's the thing the music is good, but only because there really isn't much. Why isn't there any background music for this game? The gameplay is nice, but having something in the background would've been nice. Speaking of which the gameplay is quite interesting. This game verges on being "Achievement Unlocked" but at the same time kind of defines itself while also coming from the popular :the game: and :REPLAYING the game:. It's nice, but moves at well a snail's pace, which is the point, but it wasn't exactly what I was expecting and I'm sure it wasn't something anyone else was expecting either. The storyline is one clusterfuck that I'm still having trouble figuring out. The story tells of a snail wishing on the moon to live forever and so a magic sprout appears right beside him, all he must do is eat it... but instead we're sent through this odd journey to get to the sprout that was beside the snail at the beginning of the game. I'm gonna go with the teleportation rule through multiple universes on this one... it makes the most illogical sense. The controls are good, but again not much here. It's mindless exploration of seeing what little in-game achievements can be unlocked and that's mainly it. I did love the ending though seeing as it is one of only two scenes with any music.

|| Good Points ||
*Great Artwork
*Great Animation
*Good Sound
*Good Music
*Great Gameplay
*Good Controls
*Great Storyline

|| Bad Points ||
*Music - Where's The Background Music
*Sound - Where's The Sound Effects

<deleted> responds:

Clusterfuck.

Heh.

OMFG Dr.Octagonapus!!!!!!

i loved that part with the speed upgarde and idloized the Dr.Octagonapus anyways great game love the ending

digaea?

has disgaea music

<deleted> responds:

Yup

Gosh

Alright, simple and not TOO long. I think I liked the end.

w00t!!!

That was just awesome! LOVED the so called 'level ups'. The mario one was my fav! I couldnt stop laughing. Got some funny looks here at work. Whoops!?

I never thought a game that you just pressed down one button the whole time could be so damn entertaining!!

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Score
4.34 / 5.00