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couldnt you have added some more functionality?, i still think that it was pretty cool though
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
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couldnt you have added some more functionality?, i still think that it was pretty cool though
It has a turbo spin and jumping. What more do you want from me? I'm not Jesus.
damn
DAMN DOCTER OCTAGONATAPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
He can't control his laser spasms.
NOOOO
Best game ever... until i accidentally closed out of the game... a very sexy game though.. a little to sexy
Why do people keep doing this? D: You'll never see the ending at this rate.
like, yay, kewl
haha, love all the random stuff:D you gots mario, one piece, AND EVEN MR SHOOPUS! yeah...blaaaargh... awesum
Mr. Shoopus? Thats a new one.
DR. OCTAGONAPUS BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAARRRRRGGGGG
lol hahahahaha
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