it wouldnt be a cry as much as a whimper as my asshole would be bleeding
it wouldnt be a cry as much as a whimper as my asshole would be bleeding
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You guys piss me off sometimes.
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
Still waiting for a level 32 to post.
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Blood would pour from my anus, pain searing through my bowels as they tore. The shards of glass breaking off in my intestines and tearing more and more with every thrust. A mixture of blood and shit would cover the floor, deeply staining the carpet. I imagine I may start bleeding from my mouth. I would eventually die from either shock or blood loss, whichever got me first.
sounds pretty fucking metal.
Vile images in my mind!
shudders.
look at this fist! ill never look at white people the same way again....
I'm not a pro at biology, but I don't think this will end well.
Nonsense, the fur will do a great job of absorbing the LUBE.
I'd cry 'til my eyes bleed.
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IT would be odd
Being raped by bluehippo would be heavan though
I'm leveling up tomorrow so I'll do both.
Whip: doesn't sound too painful, anything this long and thin is safe.
Plank with nail: Fuck, that would tear the shit out of my arsehole.
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At 7/5/08 08:09 AM, evil-clown-12 wrote: I'm leveling up tomorrow so I'll do both.
Whip: doesn't sound too painful, anything this long and thin is safe.
Plank with nail: Fuck, that would tear the shit out of my arsehole.
My bad, turns out the next level is the chain. That would hurt quite a lot, I guess.
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Well ya. Being raped by an object with spikes would hurt :P
Well, at least I ain't a chainsaw....
It's happened before, it was pleasant enough.
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Oh dear, Oh my, This is very painful just to think about. Disgusting.
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Damn level 15'ers get off easy..... unless it ruptures something because that whip is long.
At 7/5/08 07:29 AM, Casualty wrote: Still waiting for a level 32 to post.
Pfft, I'm waiting for Level 25 so someone can say;
"Double penetration".
At 7/5/08 04:16 AM, sonicmega wrote: Mine's the perfect width and size.
Plus, it has two ends, so I can bring a friend!
Page 1? Yeah, I'll let Gagsy know you called.
At 7/5/08 09:31 AM, McJesus wrote:
Page 1? Yeah, I'll let Gagsy know you called.
Haha, holy fuck, I've read every post in this thread, or scanned them, but fuck me that's bad Gagsy.
Judging from the size.... It would probually take about 30 minutes too pull it all out?
It would probually be the worst colonoscopy anyone could ever have.
Well it depends which end, but the ball and spike wouldnt go down too well :(
Mace rape
For the last time, i don't know how to rip a CD!!
A hammer in my ass?! Well it kinda depends if the handle or the wacker will be used.But it would still hurt.
Earfetish's definitely gonna endure the most pain though.
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well, id' be like oh shit, id bleed a little. it'd hurt, but its not death.
I love how there's blood on some of the weapons. It adds a bit too the imagination.
a frikkin fist!?!?! what the fuck!?!?
inb4 shitstorm
Just the fist would hurt on it's own but barbed wire as well.
Ouch!
At 7/5/08 09:47 AM, waterbeast wrote: a frikkin fist!?!?! what the fuck!?!?
It's Ryu's fist.
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