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The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:06:07 Reply

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry...
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd

Ladies and gents, this is the lyrics to the full AVGN theme song, by Kyle Justin. I felt this to be a good opening to the AVGN fan club, consent to club provided by BananaBreadMuffin and his delicious-sounding username. Here we can yack on about the Angry Video Game Nerd himself and talk about his reviews and any new one that arise. Here is a link to his main page on screwattack.com. To those who are not aware of his greatness, please feel free to follow that link and clickon one of his reviews. He is James Rolfe, a guy who reviews bad old-school games and is damn funny while doing it. He updates his library every wekk with more funny material, there is an extention to his reviews on gametrailers.com. AVGN fans are welcome--after all, this is a fan club dedicated to him--it'll be stupid not to join.
Now that the easy part is over now onto rules.
In additon to the bbs rules...
1. No spam: This is an no brainer. Don't come trolling in here with one liners or unrelated shit.
2. Screw attack's other franchises can be discussed, but remember, the center of this club is the Angry Video Game Nerd, don't go too far into the other franchises.
3. No bashing. If you came to hate on the AVGN, then your presence is not needed, nor wanted.
4. No arguing over which is better than which: You are free to share info on which one is your favorite and why, but don't get into any arguements over which one is best. You are all intitled to your personal opinions, don't try to shove them down other people's throats amd claim them as facts.
5. Common sense is an asset of life, this thread is not exception, no stupid shit.
6. Have fun.
Now, lets get started!


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:10:21 Reply

James Rolfe = Fuckin awesome!

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:13:48 Reply

At 2/25/08 12:10 PM, ThaLartsch wrote: James Rolfe = Fuckin awesome!

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Welcome aboard brother!


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:16:46 Reply

Thank you for asking if i wanted to be apart of this group, knuxrouge.
I would be happy to join!

I'm going to start by putting this group URL into my sig.

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:22:24 Reply

At 2/25/08 12:16 PM, spiritual101 wrote: Thank you for asking if i wanted to be apart of this group, knuxrouge.
I would be happy to join!

I'm going to start by putting this group URL into my sig.

Welcome spiritual101!
We can start discussions right away.
Lets begin with your favorite review.
Mine---well, I can decide between the Power Glove, Die Hard, or Silver Surfer. The Power Glove was the first one I saw, but Die Hard and the SS were too funny. I watched those several times.
I even showed my mom.
If I had to choose......then......
Silver Surfer!
Definitely.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:36:50 Reply

At 2/25/08 12:22 PM, knuxrouge wrote: Welcome spiritual101!
We can start discussions right away.
Lets begin with your favorite review.
Mine---well, I can decide between the Power Glove, Die Hard, or Silver Surfer. The Power Glove was the first one I saw, but Die Hard and the SS were too funny. I watched those several times.
I even showed my mom.
If I had to choose......then......
Silver Surfer!
Definitely.

I definitely enjoyed thous video! The die hard one was hilarious!
I think some of my favorite AVGN videos are the holiday ones. Such as the 'Halloween' (the movie) one and the 'nightmare on elm St'.

Thou, i do enjoy his other lines of work. When hes not going off on his angry, foul mouth, rampages. I enjoy his movie reviews. He was the one that inspired me to go rent the movie "planet terror". Me and my dad watched it. It was one of the best movies we has seen in along time.

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 12:46:42 Reply

At 2/25/08 12:36 PM, spiritual101 wrote: I definitely enjoyed thous video! The die hard one was hilarious!
I think some of my favorite AVGN videos are the holiday ones. Such as the 'Halloween' (the movie) one and the 'nightmare on elm St'.

Nightmare on Elm street was pretty fucking funny too.

Thou, i do enjoy his other lines of work. When hes not going off on his angry, foul mouth, rampages. I enjoy his movie reviews. He was the one that inspired me to go rent the movie "planet terror". Me and my dad watched it. It was one of the best movies we has seen in along time.

Yes, the movies. His review on Turtles 3 took me back to the old days when I watched those movies and I remember the excitement vividly.
And his complaint on the movie orders that was funny.

The main part I like is when he is actually pissed.
Like, you know when he's angry just for the act of it, and there are times when he's really literally fucking pissed, like with the silver surfer and Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde.
I love those moments.
The bugs bunny one was timeless too.
He whipped Bug's ass so hard, me and my friend rewinded it and watched again and again.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-25 14:56:32 Reply

I could join this crew. I love all his videos, and i´ve played most of the shitmanglers he reviews.
I love the swearwords he uses.

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 00:43:12 Reply

You're in!


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 10:43:15 Reply

Oh crap, I found an AVGN video game at cinemassacre.com and let me tell you, it sucks.
It must be a piece of irony, its a platformer of the AVGN himself running around shooting beer bottles at cannons and blimps. When you get his, you can't throw beer and--it sucks. I never got past the first level.
The controls are not good in my opinion. Its something else.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 14:06:06 Reply

At 2/26/08 10:43 AM, knuxrouge wrote: Oh crap, I found an AVGN video game at cinemassacre.com and let me tell you, it sucks.
It must be a piece of irony, its a platformer of the AVGN himself running around shooting beer bottles at cannons and blimps. When you get his, you can't throw beer and--it sucks. I never got past the first level.
The controls are not good in my opinion. Its something else.

I´ve forgotten about that site, there´s a lot of cool AVGN stuff there. Oughta start visiting it more often.

Anyone else here like his Bullshit series?

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 14:14:29 Reply

James Rolfe is fucking awesome.
First one I seen was the Ghostbusters review.
Can't wait for the next DVD! :)


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 17:00:45 Reply

At 2/26/08 02:14 PM, Barry-the-SuperScot wrote: James Rolfe is fucking awesome.
First one I seen was the Ghostbusters review.
Can't wait for the next DVD! :)

Neither can I.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 17:59:42 Reply

Just watched the Silver Surfer review.
It was the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Really made me want to play it even though I know I would fail worse than he did.
It looked stupidly hard!


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-26 18:56:17 Reply

I like him, but some of his latest reviews sucked in my opinion.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 01:40:28 Reply

At 2/26/08 06:56 PM, Imacow wrote: I like him, but some of his latest reviews sucked in my opinion.

His best work comes out when he's actually angry.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 03:39:11 Reply

At 2/26/08 10:43 AM, knuxrouge wrote: Oh crap, I found an AVGN video game at cinemassacre.com and let me tell you, it sucks.

An AVGN video game? Can you post a link to it? I can't find it on the site.

At 2/26/08 02:06 PM, DeIirium wrote: Anyone else here like his Bullshit series?

Yes, thous are hilarious! The one about pennys is my favorite.

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 06:06:24 Reply

At 2/27/08 03:39 AM, spiritual101 wrote:
At 2/26/08 10:43 AM, knuxrouge wrote: Oh crap, I found an AVGN video game at cinemassacre.com and let me tell you, it sucks.
An AVGN video game? Can you post a link to it? I can't find it on the site.

Well start at the main website.
Enter the site.
Click on the AVGN link to the left.
The go to news, its at the top of his news list.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 14:06:22 Reply

my favorite one is definitly the siver surfer, he proves that the silver surfer is a pussy that gets jumped by flowers!!


Lloyd Irving: Anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da!

(Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower!)

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 14:16:41 Reply

At 2/27/08 02:06 PM, greyshadowskyknight wrote: my favorite one is definitly the siver surfer, he proves that the silver surfer is a pussy that gets jumped by flowers!!

My favorite too.
I might get the game just to relish in its horribleness.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 14:37:47 Reply

I'm in.

Does anyone know when the next video is going to be released?


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 15:39:45 Reply

At 2/27/08 02:37 PM, flubeca wrote: I'm in.

Does anyone know when the next video is going to be released?

Nope, he goes at his own pace, but tries for 1 every week. We can email him about some crappy games, and boy do I have a list!


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 15:45:13 Reply

Im definitely IN ! Wow, how come I never tought of such a club idea...

The dude is awesome...

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 17:28:58 Reply

I liked those Chistmas Carol episodes.

Mostly, because it shows that even though he would rather shove a cactus up his ass, he can't help but play shitty games.


I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 17:42:23 Reply

At 2/27/08 05:28 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I liked those Chistmas Carol episodes.

Mostly, because it shows that even though he would rather shove a cactus up his ass, he can't help but play shitty games.

Yes, he created a funny character, the most strange thing is that James love Simon's quest, the Nerd dosent tough... Yeahm james said in an interview that he liked Simon's Quest.

Oh and I think a good way to start the club would be to name our first consoles and our very first game: I had a Sega Genesis ( my dad bought it from afriend or something) so it had the 32X and the Sega CD... My very first game was Sonic 2, and I think I still have never beat the last boss... I fought him often tough... Never te less it was fun.

Also in the start of one avgn vid, when the guy sing, you can see a game with ronald mc donald throwing some magic sparks or whatever, well i already played it, AND I BEAT IT, te first boss is a giant apple (yeah big macs are good but apples will rape you durr) And the last boss is an alien, If anyone can find it I will be very gratefull...

Anyways, have fun reading this !

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 20:10:15 Reply

At 2/27/08 05:42 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Anyways, have fun reading this !

The first I had was a Genesis as well, but my first game was Sonic&Knuckles.
Good times.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 20:15:58 Reply

well i'd love to name them but as far as i remember the first system i touched was a genesis or a nintendo, first game? cant remember that either i guess it would have to be legend of zelda or sonic the hedgehog.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 21:06:23 Reply

At 2/27/08 08:10 PM, knuxrouge wrote:
At 2/27/08 05:42 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Anyways, have fun reading this !
The first I had was a Genesis as well, but my first game was Sonic&Knuckles.
Good times.

It was the game I rented te most... I always rented my genesis games... same for n 64, tough i had more n64 games, I only had Sonic 2 as my own game...

I used to plug my sonic 2 on sonic and knuckles so I played Knickles and.....

ENOUGH OF GOOD GAMES' LETS TALK ABOUT SHITTY ONES !

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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 22:45:03 Reply

At 2/27/08 09:06 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: ENOUGH OF GOOD GAMES' LETS TALK ABOUT SHITTY ONES !

BUBSY!!!
SUCKS BALLS!
I'm so gonna get that guy to do Bubsy for the Genesis.
I hate that game!

On a related note, I've also seen Captain S. Its funny, but in a corny kind of way.
Its good to see someone on Sega's side--even in such a parodic manner. Not to mention the chicks in that show are really hot.


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Response to The Avgn Fan Club! 2008-02-27 23:33:42 Reply

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubsy

Ugh... Bubsy.....

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Theres a game I know that would deserve to be reviewed by AVGN, unfortunately, its on gamecube, and since hes a nostalgic guy (not to say nostalgiafag lawl) he prolly wont review it, but ill say it on this club, Judge Dredd, its HORRIBLE, Graphics sucks, AI is almost unexistant and perfectly dumb, physics and ragdolls are so wrong its funny to see the enemies being sent flying for no reason, its really worth playing tough, since its so much funny to see the enemies die, and it must be around 10$