Before the lockdown I had a shitty and generic username, so I changed it to YoungAndWise because I am young and, well, really not ''wise'' but at least I am not a total idiot.

Meh, I liked how it sounds but didn't wanted it to sound conceited.

I "YoinKed" your mom last night. There yah go.

majorhazard

i pretty much ripped mine of that major nelson fellow. and i just thought of the word hazard cause its cool.

I tried to start a band called The Red Dread. Yeah.

Do i really have to explain?

Well mine come from when I watched this video "Supergreg" It was just some weird dj scratching turntables and he goes "Supa greg, numba 1!" and I just liked the sound of Supertom, number 1! lol

Short story.I was reading news and I got a hard on when i read anally raped.

Its my last name, and im not chinese its irish.

At 12/16/07 10:44 PM, Anal-Rape wrote: Short story.I was reading news and I got a hard on when i read anally raped.

I would have laughed.

Cantor's Dust

I used to be "waahhh" for no good reason, but I wanted a gamer name that would reflect the fact that I love math. I remember a lecture back in Calc 1 where the professor introduced Cantor's Dust to us, a fractal which has infinitely many points in spite of being of length 0.

Unfortunately, the professor got it wrong; Cantor's Dust is the 2-D form of the 1-D fractal you see as my avatar. Oh well.

Back in 7th grade, I got AIM and had to pic a user.
So I did like GreenDay back then (not as strongly as now) and so I got the song name AmericanIdiot.
It was taken, so instead of putting a random number, and put a random number AND a random letter.
It turned out to be 2f. A mixed them together and became americanidiot2f.

Then when I joined NG, I had no idea that numbers would be bad in your user name. Well its too late for me to change.

At 12/16/07 10:35 PM, FriedBabySeal wrote: I'm not going to argue about cereal with you but:

Froot Loops
Coco puffs
cookie crisp
capn crunch

in that order are the best

Okie dokie, you can have your own opinion, and I can have mine.

Starcraft: Brood War

At 12/16/07 10:49 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 12/16/07 10:35 PM, FriedBabySeal wrote: I'm not going to argue about cereal with you but:

Froot Loops
Coco puffs
cookie crisp
capn crunch

in that order are the best

Okie dokie, you can have your own opinion, and I can have mine.

My god, does it even matter?

I originally created Soulmaster as a pro wrestling gimmick in 9th grade, and 71 was my 5th and 6th grade football number. LordPentium (the name on my e-mail address) was taken on YouTube, so I became SoulMaster71 (I was still a wrestling fan until after I came to NG, a month later). And the name carried with me when I came to Newgrounds.

At 12/16/07 10:52 PM, dmjersak wrote: M is just a cool letter.

Indeed.

Got wicked fucking stoned, and it appeared in my head.

Or did I?

Go look it up in a dictionary.

hmmmm...... My username is a mix between my RL name (Martin) and the speed measurement scale thingy named Mach (Mach 1, Mach 2, etc). cuz i liek speeed.

At 12/16/07 10:34 PM, Khawner wrote: Khawner

Just a way to screw up spelling my name

Lol

I was born with every letter. There are other letters, but I just chopped them off to make it shorter. The 81 was for Miro Satan, and I never really got over the love that I had for his number.

Pikachu and Chibi-Robo were my 2 favorite characters at the time. And I though by combining them together would be epic!

I was walking down the street with my friend Matt and for some reason we were talking about zombies...
I went to say brain and noggin at the same time,
And I ended up saying brainoggin.
It just sounds cool to me.

At 12/16/07 10:21 PM, Vkothos wrote: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Academy, PC game. One of the characters were called Vkothos, and it looked like a nice name.

No.

Obviously not.

Twas a great name.

Mine is that I used like Rhinos, and I like Radioactivity. Thus, RadioactiveRhino.
Plus, what's better than a uranium influenced horned mammal?

a fear that is unknown ... i dont know. its my CSS, email address, and soon-to-be Xbox Live name.

Boom.

My name is kinda a joke. My original online bbs nicknames were darkprince13, darkpsycho. When I was introduced to the buds gamers society thingy people called me dp, i used that for a while, which they thought as a joke. Two words, D P then letters after them are the 2nd and 3rd of the word. A bajillion dollars to whoever guesses right.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9503 0

Pretty self-explanatory.

Well...
Mine half comes from a nickname I'd always give my younger cousin when we played online games.
He used to suck pretty bad at them and I'd frequently kick his ass hard and one day I blew his head off in Unreal Tournament and I sent him:

'That's gonna leave a scar...'

Then it kinda stuck with him, I'd call him 'Scarred' because of his E-Scar, then i adopted it for myself because he didn't have a cool name for me. And I was the cooler one who needed a name.

I only added the number 3 replacing the E because it made me look cooler... Much...

1. Slayer was taken so I reversed it, added "...TheSlayer", removed "...TheSlayer", then wondered why I have such a crappy name.
2. No.
3. Not even me.

I'm very religious, you figure it out.