Moles are disgusting.

[AlphaCentauri]

Now, I don't really mind those little small moles on people, but big moles are disgusting.

Just think about it, they are basically defective brown lumps on people face and neck. Not to mention they are a breeding ground for cancer, and for some reason thrive with hair. Its disgusting.

A cancerous blackish brown lump with hair growing off it on your face and neck.

I mean what the hell is there purpose, I mean, there is a purpose for other disgusting things like earwax and snot. But moles, they have no purpose.

I almost throw up just thinking about them.

[Felipe]

Captain obvious saves the day.

[Matt1010]

So you don't mind... THIS??!?!?!

[Xager]

I have a very small, mild mole on my hand. The single hair that grows out of it amuses me, I cut it off but it just keeps coming back.

[Fragment]

I agree in that big moles are disgusting. I hate their slick, oily hair and their rough, lumpy exterior. But I love those little birth marks that are tiny and perfectly round, and they look as if they were painted on. I have a lot of those in my chest (that I've gotten over the years), and girls always compliment me on how good they look.

[SeeInTheDark]

Real men aren't scared of anything.

[Warrickneff]

Yup, I have a fair amount of self hate for my moles. I've got a bunch of little ones that don't protrude and are quite light colored, so I would consider them freckles... but I've got one the size of a pencil eraser on the underside of my arm and I have considered getting it removed many times.

[HalfHumanHalfZombie]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=74 036

[Unimportant]

I have a tiny one next to my nose which never bothered me and a fairly large birthmark on my chest. I suppose that one doesn't really bother me much either though; it's a rare occasional where I'd go shirtless in public.

[D-XN]

Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole.

[HalfHumanHalfZombie]

At 3/20/07 08:55 PM, HalfHumanHalfZombie wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=74 036

This is another topic about moles that I did a long time ago. Cracks me up everytime I read about it!

[Ptcfast]

At 3/20/07 08:59 PM, D-XN wrote: Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole.

Omg its a mole, a bloody mole!!!! I just want to kill that god dam mole!!!!

[SouthAsian]

i have no moles on my face.I have one mole on my ass.

[Gagsy]

I have a big one on my neck.. I've been meaning to get it lasered off. It puts me off wearing certain clothing.

[VegetarianMeat]

yummy.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 3/20/07 08:52 PM, Matt1010 wrote: So you don't mind... THIS??!?!?!

Nope, thats adorable.

At 3/20/07 08:55 PM, HalfHumanHalfZombie wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=74 036

Because everyone remembers a thread 4 years old with 10 replies.

At 3/20/07 08:59 PM, D-XN wrote: Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole.

GuacaMOLE

[The-Donkey]

Eh. I never really cared.

[StanTheCaddy]

I have a mole on my ballsack the size of a hershey's kiss. I named it herman.

[Makaveli]

At 3/20/07 08:53 PM, Xager wrote: I have a very small, mild mole on my hand. The single hair that grows out of it amuses me, I cut it off but it just keeps coming back.

Snap a pic of it and dramatize it through a disgusting story and spam his inbox with it, and then hack his computer, make it his background permanently and his screen saver. Then spam his real email box with it, and put pictures of it inside his eyelids.

Sorry.

[Pog]

At 3/20/07 08:52 PM, Matt1010 wrote: So you don't mind... THIS??!?!?!

He's so cute!

[greenfaerie4]

At 3/20/07 08:59 PM, D-XN wrote: Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole.

Do you want some gucaMOLE!

[somestupidloser]

At 3/20/07 08:52 PM, Matt1010 wrote: So you don't mind... THIS??!?!?!

there was a mole in my basement once... we caught it in a trash can, tied the garbage bag to my basketball hoop, and kept whacking it with baseball bats

[KyleTheMadcap]

I have a mole on my back.
But it's smaller then the nail on your smallest finger.
I don't even know if it's considered a mole if it's not on your face or neck, but whatever.

Yeah, they're pretty gross.
That would suck if you ever met like this really hot chick, who was like perfect for you, but you found out she had a giant mole on the back of her neck.

[TOEZ]

At 3/20/07 08:59 PM, D-XN wrote: Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole.

"Let it out of your system."

"Okay.......... MOLE!!!!! MOLEMOLEY MOLE!!!!!!!!!!! I'D CUT IP UP AND EAT IT!!!!!!"

"That's better."

[Bovineoverlord]

At 3/20/07 11:01 PM, KyleTheMadcap wrote:

That would suck if you ever met like this really hot chick, who was like perfect for you, but you found out she had a giant mole on the back of her neck.

If that was the circumstance, couldn't you just have her wear a choker? Or just not do it doggie style?

[JackPhantasm]

It's just skin.