I know I've always been a boy, but I never really felt like a boy, to tell you the truth. I never felt like a human being, I felt like something else.
I dream every night of running in a field, carelessly munching on grass, and locking horns with another yak to win over a mate. I always wanted to be a yak.
Anyways, I've talked to a local plastic surgeon, Dr. Tim Yashumitsu, and this guy says he can turn me into my real self. I WILL FINALLY BE A YAK, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT.
I know that with my hooves I won't be able to post anymore, but I would much rather leave NG than not be a yak. If it's any consolence I will be happily following a herd of my brethren in the Himalayan regions of Central Asia, where my fellow yak thrive and live.
This is what I should look like after the surgery. Wish me luck guys.