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I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:31 PM Reply

I know I've always been a boy, but I never really felt like a boy, to tell you the truth. I never felt like a human being, I felt like something else.

I dream every night of running in a field, carelessly munching on grass, and locking horns with another yak to win over a mate. I always wanted to be a yak.

Anyways, I've talked to a local plastic surgeon, Dr. Tim Yashumitsu, and this guy says he can turn me into my real self. I WILL FINALLY BE A YAK, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT.

I know that with my hooves I won't be able to post anymore, but I would much rather leave NG than not be a yak. If it's any consolence I will be happily following a herd of my brethren in the Himalayan regions of Central Asia, where my fellow yak thrive and live.

This is what I should look like after the surgery. Wish me luck guys.

I'm having an species change.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:32 PM Reply

yaks make nice rugs


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:32 PM Reply

A species change.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:32 PM Reply

inb4 furfag.

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:34 PM Reply

How sadistic of me for wanting to spray pesticide on the grass you'll eat.


Request an audio review. I could use some motivation.

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:35 PM Reply

Being a yak is against my religeon...
"Newgroundsism"


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:36 PM Reply

I want to be a computer.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:36 PM Reply

hahahhahah you want to fuck yaks


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 09:36 PM Reply

At 8/31/08 09:32 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: I'd yiff ya!

I would consider mating you only if your body was covered in thick, lustrous wool and your braying would be the sort of braying that makes a male yak kill another male yak just to inseminate you.

Human though? GTFO


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 10:12 PM Reply

thats not that unusual, I mean I want to be a tiger....... Tiger Tank that is.

I'm having an species change.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 10:16 PM Reply

Your skinned hide shall provide the ground with a new look.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 10:22 PM Reply

I'm still waiting for my supernatural change.

I'm having an species change.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 10:42 PM Reply

At 8/31/08 09:36 PM, Fragment wrote:
At 8/31/08 09:32 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: I'd yiff ya!
I would consider mating you only if your body was covered in thick, lustrous wool and your braying would be the sort of braying that makes a male yak kill another male yak just to inseminate you.

Human though? GTFO

What if i too, undertook a change?
Warped my body into the strongest, most lustrous, most wooliest yak on gods green earth?
My Braying would be an angels choir, my horns would be elegantly curved and end in the finest points imaginable.
I would be THE Yak! I would be YOUR Yak! FOREVER!!

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 8/31/08 09:31 PM, Fragment wrote: This is what I should look like after the surgery. Wish me luck guys.

Either you're a furfag...

Or obvious troll is obvious. I think the second one.


Gentlemen..

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 10:46 PM Reply

Dude you got it all wrong, pikachu man, thats what you wanted.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 8/31/08 09:31 PM, Fragment wrote:
This is what I should look like after the surgery. Wish me luck guys.

You look like that now...


True story...

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:07 PM Reply

Good luck, Fragment! I don't think this site's gonna be the same without you around!!!!!111111 Just...don't forget about meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!11111


I laugh at your sigs!

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:09 PM Reply

Ox are better

they may or may not be the same thing... >_>
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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:11 PM Reply

Either you're full of shit or you're one of the biggest idiots on Newgrounds. I'm leaning towards the first one.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:11 PM Reply

Lies lies!

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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:15 PM Reply

Imagine the life of a human turned yak, would you be socially accepted?

I wish you luck and a pilot episode for a tv show.
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Response to I'm having an species change. Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 11:59 PM Reply

At 8/31/08 09:32 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: inb4 furfag.

I'd yiff ya!

So..... not?


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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:10 AM Reply

At 8/31/08 11:11 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Either you're full of shit or you're one of the biggest idiots on Newgrounds. I'm leaning towards the first one.

Why am I an idiot? Because I decide to actually go through with my lifelong dreams, and I mean that quite literally? Because I'm in the pursuit of ultimate happiness?

I bet you're nothing but a comformist kid, who listens to Fall Out Boy because everyone else in your school does. Go die.


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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:14 AM Reply

At 8/31/08 11:11 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Either you're full of shit or you're one of the biggest idiots on Newgrounds. I'm leaning towards the first one.

Or you're so much of a dipshit you thought he was being 100% serious, like pretty much every 4th thread in general forum.

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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:16 AM Reply

You're going through this procedure, and you didn't even consult me about what i thought about it? You can't just up and decide you're gonna be a yak without some kind of a notice. I'm appalled

and a little confused, BUT MOSTLY APALLED!

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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:16 AM Reply

At 9/1/08 01:14 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
At 8/31/08 11:11 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Either you're full of shit or you're one of the biggest idiots on Newgrounds. I'm leaning towards the first one.
Or you're so much of a dipshit you thought he was being 100% serious, like pretty much every 4th thread in general forum.

I am serious. My surgery is Thursday the 11th.


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF
Don't talk back.<3
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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:19 AM Reply

At 9/1/08 01:16 AM, Fragment wrote: I am serious. My surgery is Thursday the 11th.

I know you are, fragment.

I've always trusted you.
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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:20 AM Reply

There's nothing more beautiful than being yourself!!!


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Response to I'm having an species change. Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 01:20 AM Reply

At 9/1/08 01:16 AM, Fragment wrote: I am serious. My surgery is Thursday the 11th.

Well, IF you are serious, I will gladly speak about the ethics of said surgery to the boards. If you try to get around, I will declare you mentally disabled rendering you un-operable.

But you are not serious so....

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