Or day, or morning as far as I care (afternoon perhaps?). Anyway, I am back once again.
You thought that I would never return here after seeing that topic ZekeySpaceyLizard made about my flash collaboration proposal, the insectlike lackeys and spineless sympathisants of the SS launching dubious attempts of mockery at the undersigned, ME!
That is what Nathan wanted, he wanted you (his tools) to make fun of me but guess what...
YOUR ATTEMPTS OUTRIGHTLY FAILED, THEY WERE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DOOMED TO FAILURE FROM THE BEGINNING ON.
You cannot succesfully make fun of me really, history has proven to me again and again that people are simply unable to adequately strike me with poorly-founded mockery whether this takes place on the internet or out there in the so-called 'western civilized world'. You know, that place that isn't Newgrounds? There you are, you remember.
Some of you are aware of the recent trip I made with my GF Ingeborg to Prague, and you just might remember that I said that I would share pictures of this trip with you... I asked her and she wouldn't like it if I did, in other words; "no pictures".
Now you are wondering what my exact intentions were in Prague, what I had for breakfast there, if the weather was nice, if I put my left middle finger into her vagina in the hotel room... You know, general questions that may be on your mind.
Well, during 90% of my stay in wonderful Prague I have been contemplating suicide and deepening my mind into psychological or philosphical related literature (Aristotle, anyone?).
Rest assured, I won't commit suicide though atleast not at this unfortunate phase of my life. I will presumably die a natural death, how many years are there remaining before my death anyway... Maybe four, maybe five, a decade even....
But I musn't allow myself to walk this path towards tragedy, even my greatest enemies shouldn't. Besides, they wouldn't last 24 hours and neither would anyone who reads this.
Accumulating confidence and overcoming certain fears that prevent me from leading the life that I was destined to lead, that is what I should do. I am going to need your support, not just from NG but from several other internet communities as well. Then and only then, I will be a success story. A phoenix risen from the ashes, it sounds spectacular and it will be. You'll see.
Then I can finally say; "I did it all by myself, without any funding or support from my parents which I by the way despise from the bottom of my bleeding heart".
Goodnight NG, or day. As I said, it depends.
- Cyprien
