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Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:26 PM Reply

Because you don't have time to lurk.

Yuri
The Holy Grail of Hentai. The Master Sword of erotica. You ever want to see Samus and Zelda make out topless without furiously modding Super Smash Brothers? This is what you want.
Pros: Lesbains
Cons: None

Yaoi
Yaoi comes from the Japanese word "Yaoishi". Roughly translated, it means "to claw out ones eyes". You ever want to see Kraid and Link make out topless? No. No you do not.
Pros: Just keep telling yourself they're flat chested chicks.
Cons: They're not flat chested chicks.

Futanari
Hey! You got your Yaoi in my Yuri! Well, you got your Yuri in my Yaoi!
Pros: You're not gay for liking it.
Cons: But... You kinda are...

Shota
To the heart!
Pros: And you're too late!
Con: You give love a bad name.

Lolicon
if you have to ask, you don't want to see it.
Pros: Aw! She's so adorable!
Con: But not when she's doing that to that guy...


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:30 PM Reply

Yuri all the way!

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:31 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:26 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Because you don't have time to lurk.

I object to these terms being mainly associated with what you call 'hentai'.

Most are fetishes, yes, but not always associated with H-art or activities.


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:31 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:26 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Shota
To the heart!
Pros: And you're too late!
Con: You give love a bad name.

LMFAO.

If this is copy pasted, I'ma be mad. But I'm too lazy to look atm, so lol it is.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:31 PM Reply

Lol.

All the way, man.

Nothing less to be expected from AshfordPride.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:32 PM Reply

lol yuri

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:34 PM Reply

Yuri... God bless the Japanese.


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:35 PM Reply

Guro
Blood and guts fans, rejoice. Now you can mix your Freddy Krueger with your hentai goddesses.
Pros: If the inside is what counts, then this is value in its purest form.
Cans: Usually a bad idea to re-enact in real life.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:35 PM Reply

If you have fapped to more than 2 of these, you may need to get laid.

I am...SO lonely.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:36 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:34 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: Yuri... God bless the Japanese.

Amen to that.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:40 PM Reply

I like Yuri

Hentai Terms and You.


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:48 PM Reply

Where's the Ecchi?

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:49 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:35 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Guro
Blood and guts fans, rejoice. Now you can mix your Freddy Krueger with your hentai goddesses.
Pros: If the inside is what counts, then this is value in its purest form.
Cans: Usually a bad idea to re-enact in real life.

Hahahaha. Cans.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:50 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:40 PM, Orcinator wrote: I like Yuri

In before the one from Dirty Pair.

Hentai Terms and You.


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:51 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:30 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Yuri all the way!

Yuri is the best!

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 06:51 PM Reply

Interesting terms, but porn is porn.


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:00 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:51 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Interesting terms, but porn is porn.

True 'nuff.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:02 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:35 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Guro
Blood and guts fans, rejoice. Now you can mix your Freddy Krueger with your hentai goddesses.
Pros: If the inside is what counts, then this is value in its purest form.
Cans: Usually a bad idea to re-enact in real life.

I vote that, it's awwwwwright.


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:02 PM Reply

That was hilariously vague and non-descriptive


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:14 PM Reply

Vore
For people bored of Guro. What better way of expressing oneness with your lover than by literally absorbing her into yourself?
Pros: If people see you looking at it, they probably won't even realize that it's a sexual fetish.
Cons: There's a reason why people wouldn't think it's a sexual fetish.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:19 PM Reply

I think I got what the first two types of hentai were, but I didn't understand much of the last three or four mentioned both by AshfordPride and a few other fellows.

Yuri mixed with Yaoi...? What's that supposed to be, bisexual hentai? 0_0


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:37 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:26 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Shota
To the heart!
Pros: And you're too late!
Con: You give love a bad name.

I don't get it. And I know what shotacon is.
---
Oh god, Koonago is now officially the weirdest hentai shit ever.

Link
Click link, click 'Dark Side' image to the left, click one of the galleries (doesn't matter, they're all bad). Obviously, this is NSFW.

Prepare to be amazed...

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:39 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 07:37 PM, SeizureDog wrote:
At 1/5/07 06:26 PM, AshfordPride wrote:
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Oh god, Koonago is now officially the weirdest hentai shit ever.
Click link, click 'Dark Side' image to the left, click one of the galleries (doesn't matter, they're all bad). Obviously, this is NSFW.

Prepare to be amazed...

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? God, the Japanese scare me.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:39 PM Reply

Hentai sucks.


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:50 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 07:39 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? God, the Japanese scare me.

For those who just want a quick fix; the three worst ones, one from each gallery:
This could be art, if it wasn't so fucked up.
This makes my legs hurt.
Check out that detail, there's naked chicks IN the shit.

Again, major obvious NSFW.

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:52 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 07:50 PM, SeizureDog wrote:
At 1/5/07 07:39 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? God, the Japanese scare me.
For those who just want a quick fix; the three worst ones, one from each gallery:
This could be art, if it wasn't so fucked up.
This makes my legs hurt.
Check out that detail, there's naked chicks IN the shit.

Again, major obvious NSFW.

omghawt


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:53 PM Reply

learn somthing new everyday.*throws up*


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:56 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:26 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Futanari
Hey! You got your Yaoi in my Yuri! Well, you got your Yuri in my Yaoi!
Pros: You're not gay for liking it.
Cons: But... You kinda are...

Of course you're not gay for liking it. It's like straight hentai, except the guy is hotter and has boobs.

It's straight but more fun!


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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 1/5/07 06:35 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Guro
Blood and guts fans, rejoice. Now you can mix your Freddy Krueger with your hentai goddesses.
Pros: If the inside is what counts, then this is value in its purest form.
Cans: Usually a bad idea to re-enact in real life.

Haha, awesome :D

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Response to Hentai Terms and You. Jan. 5th, 2007 @ 08:07 PM Reply

I already knew those terms. It isn't that hard really.