worst thing to say before sex
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Well, as long as we're going for the worst.
You take a shit on her
You pee on her
You throw up on her
You rape her and beat her
But these are probably among the worst things to physically do. I guess the worst thing to say would be "I just came." I mean, that means no sex. That's the worst thing, well among the worst. After sex is a better topic.
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Well, you can't say anything too bad, cause then you won't have sex.
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Suck it bitch.
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Yo mamma was betta.
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At 2/28/07 08:38 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Iv had better.
FIrstly, that has been used millions of times before.
Secondly, do you say "Ive had better" BEFORE you go do it?
At 2/28/07 08:52 PM, Ranger2 wrote:
Oops, pizza's coming.
LOL @ my best friend had his ex say that to him while she was doing the deed. He never recovered, and he's now a mime somewhere in Iowa.
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At 3/2/07 10:13 AM, bytmyshnymtlazz wrote:At 2/28/07 08:52 PM, Ranger2 wrote:Oops, pizza's coming.LOL @ my best friend had his ex say that to him while she was doing the deed. He never recovered, and he's now a mime somewhere in Iowa.
hey im from Iowa im offended
At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
bahahha thats funny because i joke about doing rooby's brother all the time =\
... lol
umm worst thing..?
" i change my mind " ?
"We have to be quiet, my sons are sleeping."
At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone?
"Done..."
Did you know that my friend is fapping while playing WoW.
''Hey, who brought crabs to the party?''
And just like that....he was gone...
''So I'll just slip into this nappy, and u call me ur baby boy from now on... u dont mind if i crap myself do you?'' lol
It's alright that I have a penis isn't it?
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At 3/4/07 01:54 PM, Gagsy wrote: It's alright that I have a penis isn't it?
What is he has a tranny fetish?
And just like that....he was gone...
At 3/4/07 01:58 PM, 0peth wrote:At 3/4/07 01:54 PM, Gagsy wrote: It's alright that I have a penis isn't it?What is he has a tranny fetish?
Then...
It's alright that I don't have a penis isn't it?
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