When you're on a bus and some dumb girl starts singing random songs at the highest and loudest possible frequency and then complains when our ears puke blood all over her.

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Worst of all from not so bad to worst:

*In computer lab*
Kid 1: How do you open internet explorer?
Me: Turn off the computer, and walk out the classroom
Kid 1: Oh ok!
*Kid walks out*
Me: *Starts singing the dee dee dee song*

*In study hall*
Random Kid: Yo dood I got h4x to access the web
Me: Okay then show me how it works
*random kid puts in random numbers in the proxy window*
*random kid fails to make it work*
Me: Here use this program, it's called freegate
Random Kid: OMG IT WORKS, man you got some mad hacking skills.
Me: Actually I used google and typed in freegate, but whatever floats your boat.

*In algebra I*
Teacher: And what do you do next
Me: Subtract the x on both sides
Kid (Talking To Friend): blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Me: Teacher could you please tell the retards behind me to shutup so I can pay attention
Teacher: Shutup retards behind Ian so he can pay attention
Kid: You know you guys aren't funny
Me: And you aren't cool now go play in the traffic

(God I hate mouth running noobs)

*In the computer lab again*
*I'm playing quake III arena with my friend derek*
Kid: OMFG IS THAT COUNTERSTRIKE? CUZ I PLAY IT LIKE ALL THE TIEMZ!
Me: One, shutup Two, who the fuck are you Three, It's Quake III
Kid: CAN I PLAY? LOLOLOL
Me: No
Kid: I'm telling on youz!!!
Me: Get me a diet coke while your at it

I think I can give my school a retard rating of 9/10

At 7/11/07 11:46 AM, VirtualClepto wrote: *In the computer lab again*
*I'm playing quake III arena with my friend derek*

YOU CAN PLAY QUAKE III IN SCHOOL?!

I saw someone playing Secret of Mana on one of the school computers but that was pretty much it.

Heres that Pic I owe you guys. I think this makes my 53 pic.

I had this Gym teacher in 8th grade who tried to act gangsta and do this rap during the announcements. it when something like something trouble ace stay off Myspace or something I don't know. It got a little embarassing to us. Also we had to do the Virginia wheel or something like that. And to make matters worse we did it in the middle of the hallway onetime. But Despite all this He was a great gym teacher to have. I will split this in to 2 parts heres the rap thing.

People who think the sun shines out of their arse.

(This actually happened to me the other day in art.)

It's looming over the horizon.
It's driving me insane.

At 7/30/07 03:21 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote: It's looming over the horizon.
It's driving me insane.

its ok man i have to deal with the same thing

People who abuse the phrase "Oh, snap!" (No Wade reference intended) whenever they can, at the worst possible times.

Man, it's been so long since I posted in this thread. It's good to be back!

At 7/30/07 03:21 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote: It's looming over the horizon.
It's driving me insane.

MAKE IT GO AWAY :(

At 8/7/07 12:31 PM, CheezNapkin wrote:

At 7/30/07 03:21 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote: It's looming over the horizon.
It's driving me insane.

MAKE IT GO AWAY :(

It burns...

Back in middle school, In gym, we played Battle Ball (like Dodgeball) occasionally, and sometimes, I think I could jump to avoid a ball, but hurts like the *#&@#. Why don't they call it "Nutcracker-ball"
It REALLY hurts. EVERY YEAR that happened, but twice in 8th grade.

You can always tell when he hits a wrong note.

At 6/24/07 10:41 AM, pigzlord wrote:

At 6/23/07 11:02 PM, Mlah4 wrote:

At 6/14/07 02:27 AM, Danny88 wrote:

after 7th hour im on my way to ms beheren's room right in front of me is autistic junior son of a bitch is fuckin yelling his head off trying to block me sometimes i just lay my stuff down and go rocky balboa on him on rare occasions i would go steaven segal on his ass

ok you're pretty pathetic if you beat up autistic kids...

wtf who would beat up an autistic kid? My brother has autism, and living with him for 16 years made me realize, THEY CANT HELP IT!

My brother must put up with a autistic brother too. ME! I hate it. I hate what I'm limited to. ESPECIALLY the bus length. (To go to school, that big yellow vehicle)

When the senior's get into fights with first-graders for being called a "stupid face".

At 8/7/07 01:10 PM, Yacazuma wrote:

At 8/7/07 12:31 PM, CheezNapkin wrote:

At 7/30/07 03:21 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote: It's looming over the horizon.
It's driving me insane.

MAKE IT GO AWAY :(

It burns...

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

At 7/11/07 11:46 AM, VirtualClepto wrote: bulshit that he said to make us think hes hardcore badass.

oh yeah dood your so HARDCORE! LOLOLOLOL

the 4chan fags, girls with cocks, and the retards who have fart offs

School toilets!
Seriously, how do they get like that?
Id rather shit my pants and walk around all day like that than use them.

I hate it when people make stupid remarks about my dreadlocks, overusing the word "gay". Since when can hair be homosexual??

When we were in summer school, everyone was constantly complaining about how cold it was in not only the classrooms but everywhere. I for one brought a sweater or sweatshirt every day and still froze my ass off.

At 8/10/07 03:13 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote: When we were in summer school, everyone was constantly complaining about how cold it was in not only the classrooms but everywhere. I for one brought a sweater or sweatshirt every day and still froze my ass off.

Oops. First time I've ever done that.

Gum on water fountain squirting face

This is something you can't draw because it isn't really something that happens every day.

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This happened in the 8th grade, merely a few weeks into the school year. This guy I knew from my Math class (very talkative, ADHD probably) jumps on my back and holds me in a headlock. After a few seconds, he lets go and runs away. As anyone else would, I set out to look for him -- to pay the fucker back. I find him laughing about nearly strangling me to his friends near a tree, and I begin to walk up to him.

However, one of his friends stand up, walk towards me and say, "get away, you can't get near him."

I respond with a clear, "fuck you" and push him out of the way. But he regains his balance and punches me in the cheek. So I knock his glasses out of his face and punch him in the chin. He begins to look for his glasses, but I step on them and kick him in the face.

So before I get to take the rest of my anger out on the fucker who jumped me, I'm taken away to the principals office. Because this is my first offense, the school goes easy on me -- but the blind fucks mother sues me for assault.

--

After this, I got into many many fights, losing more than winning. My point of the story is: why the fuck does he need some friend to back him up?

At 8/10/07 12:30 PM, LazyAndNameless wrote: School toilets!
Seriously, how do they get like that?
Id rather shit my pants and walk around all day like that than use them.

So would I. If you use the school toilets, you've gotta be fucking desparate.

The water fountains at school are freaking disgusting. Why are people such savages?

Oh, here's another good one:

The taps in the toilets at my school always LEAK PISS. Water NEVER comes out of the taps!

Every fucking year I get the class that talks to fucking much.

I don't know why, but people are just unwilling to flush the toilets at my school. I've sat in unimaginable pain all day just because i want to avoid the shit left behind in our toilets.

Also, the smell bothers when you're trying to take a piss >:(

At 8/10/07 08:05 PM, hukedunfonikswork wrote: I don't know why, but people are just unwilling to flush the toilets at my school.

Dude, it is and always will be THE SAME.

unless you went to one of those incredible pointless "Private Schools"