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That's not messing with creepy old pedo's.. that's just conning a 'lesbian girl' (I mean, who knows right?) to fuck around.. No fun! Now go and play as a 12 yr old girl and get creeped out!

Lol
Check out this one i just did

Busty-HornyBabe123: To relveal my hard c ock
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: and tell you to hold still
Busty-HornyBabe123: come on baby
Busty-HornyBabe123: lets f uck
Busty-HornyBabe123: Then i stick my c ock in your a ss
Busty-HornyBabe123: and start to thrust
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: your hard ?/???? what
Busty-HornyBabe123: then i feel the wave of pleasure come across my c ock and boobs
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: listen
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: stop
Busty-HornyBabe123: as i unleash my how sticky white c um into your a ss
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: stop
Busty-HornyBabe123: hmmmm
Busty-HornyBabe123: baby
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: stop
Busty-HornyBabe123: that was nice
_7_Deadly_Sins_m: wait
Busty-HornyBabe123: i love cumming in mens asses

haha

My girlfriend and I went on there with the name '17HotgirlXXX'
and we had 130 pm windows open within 1 hour.

how pathetic is that?

HOLY FUCK! I go in as sexygurl and I get 3 pm chats in a matter of 10 seconds...

DONT PRETEND TO BE A COP i think i just got fined

Holy shit...I was bombarded with messages literally the moment I entered the room under "lonelycutegirl87"

Guess there are some really desperate people out there...

At 1/11/09 06:22 PM, MoonClock wrote: Holy shit...I was bombarded with messages literally the moment I entered the room under "lonelycutegirl87"

Guess there are some really desperate people out there...

Pfft, I had to close Firefox one time.

I logged on with the name "11_yr_old_whore" and STILL was bombarded with messages of people wanting to cyber... *shudders*

Wow, now this is just disgusting...

maybe I should try 8 years old.......

At 1/11/09 07:20 PM, FunkmasterCatking wrote:

maybe I should try 8 years old.......

You do that, and your computer will crash. lol.

Oh my god, I was cracking up the whole time...

SikhJatt: hi
SikhJatt: why lonely?
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: cause i dont have a cock in my ass
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: yeah, think about that
SikhJatt: i couldnt read it comes up as this %%
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: im lonely cause i dont have a c o c k in my a s s
SikhJatt: :o
SikhJatt: where ur parents
SikhJatt: thts so bad
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: i killed them both
SikhJatt: r u indian
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: no, im spawn from hell
SikhJatt: lier
SikhJatt: hw can 8 year old afford a house
SikhJatt: thts messed up
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: i inhabit the body of an 8 year old and im here to eat your soul.
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: i dont live in a house, i live in the sewers
SikhJatt: i think u have satan in ur body
SikhJatt: these things exist
SikhJatt: recite a prayer
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: prayers are for pussies, i prefer slitting my wrist
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: and CYBER
SikhJatt: whts ur msn
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: I don't have an msn
SikhJatt: then?
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: I just chat here, sorry
SikhJatt: recite this prayer i give u
SikhJatt: ok
SikhJatt: wht religion r u
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: I worship satan, hope that's ok.
SikhJatt: no
SikhJatt: get out of it
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: But it feels soooo goooooood....
SikhJatt: no
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: give in.
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: give in to the power of satan, mortal.
SikhJatt: nope
SikhJatt: give me ur msn
SikhJatt: or email
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: MSN and Emails are for mortals aswell.
SikhJatt: come on
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: and as you know, I am not mortal.
SikhJatt: ur mean man
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: *ahem* im a girl, you piece of eroded crap.
Lonely_8yr_old_girl: no offense.

So do I win?

HAHAHAHA.
Ajayy: Hiya wud u mind watching me lick a pair of shoes on my webcam like a slave?

I made a name called "38DEmily," and I got 9 pms as soon as I signed on. After I took the screenshot, I had like five more. Interesting, it's funny the kind of requests I got.

That website has me giggling so hard.

its_time: toooo early in the mornin to be lonely
its_time: no one to wake up next to and cuddle with?
Lonelygirl_87: nope
its_time: awwww
its_time: i cuddle with you
Lonelygirl_87:
Lonelygirl_87: do you think you could rub my....
Lonelygirl_87: ...p e n i s?
its_time: freak

signed in with the name "XXXNaughty_NewfieXXX" lol
ill post the results in a min

At 1/23/09 08:06 AM, 3dgE wrote: signed in with the name "XXXNaughty_NewfieXXX" lol
ill post the results in a min

ummm......cant do it now lol in school kinda sketchy il be doin it later lol

still gonna post the results up later thou

At 1/15/09 05:40 PM, joabos wrote: So do I win?

Yes! lmao, that one was pretty good and original too.

shak4u: hello babe
shak4u: how r u
shak4u: wana chat
shak4u: 25 m uk
shak4u: u
shak4u: 07826505722

I didn't even say anything. I got that the second I signed in.

Fuck, I need to sign that number up for some shit.

I tried to be a man this time around. Surprisingly good results, but i may have stumbled upon a newgrounder...?

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

haha i just did this one lulz
Hard_at_Work: hi there
LonlyGirl16: hi
LonlyGirl16: 16 f usa
LonlyGirl16: how are u
Hard_at_Work: i'm 27 from england
Hard_at_Work: where in the usa are you from?
LonlyGirl16: indiana
Hard_at_Work: cool. and what do you look like?
LonlyGirl16: alot of things including bondage
LonlyGirl16: u?
Hard_at_Work: you got m s n?
LonlyGirl16: no sorry
Hard_at_Work: do you like fu cking older guys??
LonlyGirl16: yes i do
LonlyGirl16: want to cyber?
Hard_at_Work: sure. what do you look like?
LonlyGirl16: well i am 5"6 110 pounds a nice tan c cup breasts
Hard_at_Work: very nice. you like to roleplay?
LonlyGirl16: yes i do
Hard_at_Work: what roles?
LonlyGirl16: it can vary from a range of stuff i especially like to do it pokemoan sytle
Hard_at_Work: ??
LonlyGirl16: pokemon but i like to call it pokemoan
LonlyGirl16: do u want to cyber
Hard_at_Work: yeah, you start
LonlyGirl16: ok i come up to you
LonlyGirl16: and take your shirt off
LonlyGirl16: lay you down on the bed
Hard_at_Work: what you wearing??
LonlyGirl16: then i take of my bra and shirt
LonlyGirl16: i am wearing nothing right now
LonlyGirl16: then i proceed to take off my panties and i reveal....
LonlyGirl16: my juicy warm
LonlyGirl16: 10 inch slong
LonlyGirl16: itake off your pants and underware
LonlyGirl16: and bend you down by the bed
LonlyGirl16: i spit in my hAND
LonlyGirl16: and stick my dick in your ass
LonlyGirl16: i thrust faster and faster
LonlyGirl16: until i am about to cum then i take my dick out and cum in your ear and all over your face
Hard_at_Work: 10 inch?? pfft
LonlyGirl16: o you dont belive but your asshole took a beating
LonlyGirl16: but funny u like having sex with underaged minors
LonlyGirl16: your lucky i didnt shit on your chest
LonlyGirl16: hello?
LonlyGirl16: dont you want your shit pushed in?
this one scared me a little *shudders*
hotmale_Lesta: hi
hotmale_Lesta: i am lonely too
hotmale_Lesta: hug me
LonlyGirl16: ok i will hug you with my cock
hotmale_Lesta: ohhh
LonlyGirl16: i stick my cock ain your ass and fuck you till i cum all inside your asshole
hotmale_Lesta: nice u r so naughty
LonlyGirl16: i love you rebecca
hotmale_Lesta: asl
hotmale_Lesta: i wana take u to a hotel
hotmale_Lesta: and f u c kk the hell out of u
LonlyGirl16: ok well you will be regreting it when i push your shit in
hotmale_Lesta: tell me where can we meet up
hotmale_Lesta: i wont u can test me
LonlyGirl16: i warn you i will skull fuck you
LonlyGirl16: and take my big slong and shove it down your throat
hotmale_Lesta: i am ready for it
LonlyGirl16: wow
LonlyGirl16: or i can shit all over you
hotmale_Lesta: ur words are not comming up they are like %%%%%%
hotmale_Lesta: use spare bar when u type
hotmale_Lesta: whats ur name
LonlyGirl16: i said i will Stick My C O C K in your A S S
hotmale_Lesta: ok
hotmale_Lesta: bring ur sis alone coz i have a c o c k which need doing too
LonlyGirl16: ok well i will cut it off and make you eat it
hotmale_Lesta: ur c o c k
hotmale_Lesta: lol
hotmale_Lesta: why dont u try it
hotmale_Lesta: lets meet up
hotmale_Lesta: i am bi
hotmale_Lesta: i dont mind
hotmale_Lesta: guy or girl
LonlyGirl16: o yeah your a n u s is going to bleed tonight
hotmale_Lesta: lets meet up
LonlyGirl16: sonofabitch
hotmale_Lesta: comn
hotmale_Lesta: where are u from
hotmale_Lesta: i wana make u cum
LonlyGirl16: im from you r asshole ok tank d i c k C O C K JOKE

Omg major luls in here.

Ima have a go.

You've been cheating a lot I see.

My personal experience does have it that as soon as someone even has the slightest hint of femininity they jump at you sometimes unsubtly hinting sex.

But if you present yourself at legal age and invite others to cyber, then it's not really they that have a dirty mind per se.

At 11/9/08 06:26 PM, link-011 wrote: Do I win?

Link: Click on your C drive in my computer, click the ":Windows" folder
Link: and there will be another folder called system32
Link: delete that.
Freedom_Girl has left.

Oh man this is the best one yet!

Better try that on some of those pedo's ;D

cmon guys, we all know we can persuade guys to cyber with us and then screw with them like that, but its overdone and unoriginal. The problem is, you guys all have the same basic twist at the end where you reveal that, SURPRISE!, you have a penis. This is done in about 20 lines, and is only mildly amusing because you don't draw your target in at all. Look at what BloodNinja does when he cybers with people. He uses ridiculous and inventive imagery and/or he manages to string people along for pages. Honestly, you're just doing what a million guys before you have done. If you're gonna prank pervs, put some heart into it: find the guy who is willing to cyber with an underage girl, get a pic, then say you're Chris Hansen. Implore him to take a seat, right over there. Ask him what he is doing here. You know the drill

HandsomeGuy_uk: hi babe
HandsomeGuy_uk: pus y age?
HandsomeGuy_uk: asl??
horny_hottie: my cat?
HandsomeGuy_uk: nahh between ur legs ur treasure
horny_hottie: how old is it? Oh, i had the surgery last fall.
HandsomeGuy_uk: ???
horny_hottie: It works properly, like a real woman's
horny_hottie: wanna cyber?
HandsomeGuy_uk: cool
HandsomeGuy_uk: ur age?
HandsomeGuy_uk: frm??
horny_hottie: 48, but I've been told I look at least 53
HandsomeGuy_uk: bye

boooyy: hi
boooyy: cam?
Sweet_Kate_15: no you pustule wart

section 1 of my fuck around.
Danny0615: hi
38D_girl: hi
Danny0615: hows it goin
38D_girl: good
Danny0615: asl
38D_girl: 16, female, U.S.
Danny0615: 19/m/us
38D_girl: ooh
Danny0615: to old babe
38D_girl: nah
Danny0615: u have msn
38D_girl: nah
Danny0615: yahoo
38D_girl: nah
Danny0615: o ok so what do u look like
38D_girl: brunette
38D_girl: matching bush
Danny0615: mmm i like a lil hair
38D_girl: really
Danny0615: oya for sure
38D_girl: well, i got a bit on the ol' hedge
Danny0615: u like a bush on a guy
38D_girl: yep
Danny0615: i have a lil bush babe
38D_girl: little d i ck?
Danny0615: lil bush lol
38D_girl: nah, little bush=little d i c k
Danny0615: no little dick lol
Danny0615: why would u say i have a little dick
38D_girl: you need maximum coverage
Danny0615: my dicks not small though
38D_girl: yeah sure
Danny0615: its not huge but its not small
38D_girl: one or the other
Danny0615: its about 7
38D_girl: 7 cm?
Danny0615: cam
Danny0615: u have cma
38D_girl: no
Danny0615: u wanna seee me on cam
38D_girl: no
Danny0615: what does cm?? mwan
Danny0615: mean
38D_girl: centimeters
Danny0615: inches
38D_girl: nah
Danny0615: ok why dont you beileve me
38D_girl: because you are on the internet
Danny0615: so what ur sayin every guy on line has a small dick
38D_girl: do you have a life?
Danny0615: why r u on here
38D_girl: why r u?
Danny0615: b/c im bored what about you
38D_girl: you are a fucking virgin
Danny0615: ahh no
38D_girl: ahh yes
Danny0615: why are you on here
38D_girl: dude, just no
38D_girl: YOU FAIL
Danny0615: your a lonley %%%%%
38D_girl: NO U
Danny0615: ok ur on here for a reason to u must be a virgin
38D_girl: NO U
Danny0615: w/e
38D_girl: fuck off
Danny0615: w/e seeya
38D_girl: ******

section 2.
man_in_High_Heels: Hello. How are you?
38D_girl: good
man_in_High_Heels: wonderful. What brings you by?
38D_girl: oh, looking for a man
man_in_High_Heels: what kind of a man?
38D_girl: any
man_in_High_Heels: and what are you doing to this man?
38D_girl: oh, a big c o c k
man_in_High_Heels: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
man_in_High_Heels: walks to you and gives you a kiss.
man_in_High_Heels: no kiss back?
38D_girl: kiss
man_in_High_Heels: mmmmmmmmmmmmm melts.
man_in_High_Heels: caressing your shoulders and back as i kiss you back.
38D_girl: giggles
38D_girl: rubs your shoulders
man_in_High_Heels: undoes your bra strap.
man_in_High_Heels: pushes straps off your shoulders.
38D_girl: reaches for your pants
man_in_High_Heels: groans as you do so.
man_in_High_Heels: undoing your blouse.
38D_girl: feels you p
38D_girl: uo*
38D_girl: up*
man_in_High_Heels: rubs your breasts, lightly pinching your nipples.
38D_girl: moans in delight
man_in_High_Heels: nibbles on yoru neck as it pinch them a little harder.
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38D_girl: strokes you
man_in_High_Heels: moans.
38D_girl: sorry about the rewuest
38D_girl: request*
man_in_High_Heels: no problem.
38D_girl: starts sucking
man_in_High_Heels: do not know how to answer it.
man_in_High_Heels: oh baby.
man_in_High_Heels: kicks off my heels and pushes my slacks down.
38D_girl: continues sucking
man_in_High_Heels: lays down and puts my head between yoru legs, spreading them apart.
man_in_High_Heels: licking yoru lips.
38D_girl: pulls out c o c k
man_in_High_Heels: spreading them apart with each lick.
38D_girl: slashes your throat
man_in_High_Heels: gulp.
38D_girl: starts skull f u c king you
man_in_High_Heels: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
man_in_High_Heels: eating you.
38D_girl: rips off your head
man_in_High_Heels: drinking your juices.
man_in_High_Heels: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
38D_girl: beats you senseless
38D_girl: for being stupid
man_in_High_Heels: ?????
38D_girl: god damn you're dumb
man_in_High_Heels: okay?
38D_girl: i shouldnt have called the cops for ypur stupidity
38D_girl: i got your ip
man_in_High_Heels: so, what gives?
38D_girl: you are f u c ked, my friend
man_in_High_Heels: why?
38D_girl: you're lucky guamtanamo is closed
38D_girl: look back
man_in_High_Heels: just tell me.
38D_girl: oh fucking hell, i called the cops on your ass
man_in_High_Heels: why?
38D_girl: you pedo
38D_girl: go to hell
38D_girl: get assraped
38D_girl: well?
man_in_High_Heels: do not understand your hatred.
38D_girl: I HATE PEDOS, AND YOU ARE ONE
38D_girl: YOU N*GGER
man_in_High_Heels: your age?
38D_girl: 16
38D_girl: what now
man_in_High_Heels: nothing.
38D_girl: yeh, you know it
man_in_High_Heels: Good night.
38D_girl: fuck you
man_in_High_Heels has left.

Sweetiegirl12. Despite saying i'm a 12 year old girl in Dallas, i've had at least 5 guys try cyber with me. This place is sick.

Rick zegt (11:48):
hi
Rick zegt (11:48):
u got cam?
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:48):
hi there cutey
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:48):
yea, i do
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:48):
lemme plug it in
Rick zegt (11:48):
go on cam

Je hebt Rick uitgenodigd om kijken met de webcam te starten. Je kunt op een reactie wachten of de actieve uitnodiging Annuleren (Alt+Q).

Rick heeft je uitnodiging om kijken met de webcam te starten geaccepteerd.

Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:49):
Yeah, gtfo, pedo.

Rick nodigt je uit om kijken met de webcam te starten. Wil je de uitnodiging Accepteren (Alt+C) of Weigeren (Alt+D)?

Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:49):
Im not a fricking girl.
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:49):
You just got served.
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:49):
K, bai.

Heheh. May post more later.