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I couldnt do a long one since I gotta go eat out but heres what I could make of...apparently he loves transexuals with 40 inch dicks
StylinLP: Hi there sexy hot thong
StylinLP: Thats what I said then you walked into the room *grin*
StylinLP: %%% ya
20_f_thongs: bring it baby u start
StylinLP: Chewing your %%%% raw while banging every inch of your hot %%%%% for hours?
20_f_thongs: ooohhh yes
20_f_thongs: -takes off top-
StylinLP: Sounds like my kinda of booty call
StylinLP: Rips off your top
StylinLP: Tell me what you look like
20_f_thongs: im dirty blonde
20_f_thongs: d cup
StylinLP: Dirty blondes are the best kind
20_f_thongs: takes off skirt
StylinLP: those are %%%%%%% hot juicy %%%%
20_f_thongs: "pulls off thong slowly..."
StylinLP: is that patch saved or trimmed
StylinLP: shaved or trim
20_f_thongs: "reveals my special private areas"
20_f_thongs: "shoves my cock in your mouth and you deep throat it"
20_f_thongs: "starts slapping you with my 14 inch cock"
StylinLP: awsome. i love d i c k
StylinLP: gimme more!
20_f_thongs: "cums all over you"
20_f_thongs: sorry baby i gotta go i will shove my massive cock in your mouth again later
Lol, first (Horny-girly-age.13 = Me):
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: have you a webcam???
Horny-girly-age.13: you want to see my special parts?
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: interessted??? than send me the add from msn or yahoo
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: have you msn or yahoo???
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: 'hello you are interessted or not????
Horny-girly-age.13: one thing.
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: what for one thing????
Horny-girly-age.13: i have a problem
Horny-girly-age.13: I was born with what resembles...
Horny-girly-age.13: a 9 inch African man's penis...
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: very young then!
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: what does the 69 stand for?
Young_Sexy_69: sex move
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: and what is it exactly?
Young_Sexy_69: i suck your cock
Young_Sexy_69: you lick my pussy
Young_Sexy_69: wanna try it?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: i'd love to
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: first i want u to get my c0ck real hard
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: can u do that?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: what whould u do to get it hard babe?
Young_Sexy_69: id rub it gently
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....go on
Young_Sexy_69: & kiss the end
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: thats my girl
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: now open ur mouth wide for me
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: as is slowly lower ur face down on my big hard c0ck
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: inch by inch
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: will u b able to fit it all in?
Young_Sexy_69: i can try
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: its 7 and half inches
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: thick aswell
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: try ur best
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: if u struggle do u want me to hold ur head?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: swallow it whole
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: lick my balls aswell babe
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: describe ur body to me babe
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: let me picture u
Young_Sexy_69: im quite tall
Young_Sexy_69: blue eyes
Young_Sexy_69: shoulder length black hair
Young_Sexy_69: no boobs though
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: %%%% sucking lips?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: c0ck sucking lips?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: and what u weaing?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: something short n tight i hope!
Young_Sexy_69: pink panties
Young_Sexy_69: thats it
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: so if i was there with u right now, what would u be doing?
Young_Sexy_69: asking you to finger me
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....i'd lov to finger ur tight wet pus sy
Young_Sexy_69: please do
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: as im fingering u what would ur mouth be doing
Young_Sexy_69: licking ur cock
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: good answer
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: suck it real good
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: whilst i finger %%% u hard n fast
Young_Sexy_69: *puts cock in mouth & sucks it*
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....deeper babe
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: all the way down ur throat
Young_Sexy_69: *pulls out a knife*
Young_Sexy_69: *cuts off ur cock~*
Young_Sexy_69: LOL PWNT
Young_Sexy_69: YOOOOUUUU GOT OOOOWWWNND
Young_Sexy_69: NEWGROUNDS LIVES FOREVER!
Young_Sexy_69: THE PLACE THAT LAUGHS AT ALL YOU SICK PAEDOS
BIG_JUICY_C0CK has left
The trick is to pretend for long enough.
Here's three. This is so fun, except it feels odd with everyone trying to talk to you and asking for cyber.
hotgirl123: london and im 21
James21: me too but im 24
hotgirl123: R u a guy?
James21: Yea im a guy
hotgirl123: im a guy too!!
James 21: bye
torontoguy: hi how r u
hotgirl123: great you?
torontoguy: wat r u doing
hotgirl123: im just playing with my massive cawk
He never replied!
randomguy: how r u?
hotgirl123: cool. u?
randomguy: great. asl
hotgirl123: london. 21
randomguy: what color r ur panties
hotgirl123: im not wearing panties. im just letting my big 12" penis hang out
These people are so rude. He didn't reply either!
About 25 people tried talking to me so it was hard to talk to just one person. So many perverts.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
So... How do I do this? When I get it, it asks me if I want to manage a room.
Never mind, figured it out. I'm Hot-N-Tight. C=<
mattt: hi, do u wanna talk with me and 2 girls near me?
Hot-N-Tight: Sure, babe.
Hot-N-Tight: But first...
Hot-N-Tight: Wanna cyber?
Hot-N-Tight: I bet you're really hot.
Hot-N-Tight: 19, f, USA
Hot-N-Tight: Alright. Let's do this.
mattt: 23matt 24gina 24linda
mattt: describe urself hun
Hot-N-Tight: I'm a D cup with perfect, flawless skin.
mattt: will u stay with us
mattt: what d u wanna know?
mattt: speak with us
Hot-N-Tight: I grab your cock, running over the head with light strokes.
Hot-N-Tight: Grinning, I rip off your sack and bite the tip off your dick, punching you in the stomach to end it.
I think he blocked me there. He didn't say anything more.
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: i'm sorry, i don't have a webcam
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: can we cyber or sumthin?
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: can we cyber instead?
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: answer me, goddamnit
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: fine, i'll start
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: i take off your pants
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: bend you over
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: and ram your ass with a 13 inch horse cock
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: you enjoy every second of it, you little bitch
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: then, I shoot the horse
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: slice its dick off
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: and ram it down your throat
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: animal pre-cum and horse blood flow slowly down your pharynx
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: you cough
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: i slap you
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: then i bring out the cactus
emrmere has left.
I guess he was paying attention, after all.
My YouTube Page (Why not stop by?)
Also, click the image below to listen to a wonderful (and to many, familiar) song.
Almost immediately I had over 10 windows running.
Logged in as HottKaytee222
HottKaytee222: How do you do?
guywearingdiaper: fine thanks u
HottKaytee222: get into some real pants
guywearingdiaper: i wear em for medical reasons
guywearingdiaper: do u believe im really wearing one?
guywearingdiaper: do u want me to prove it on webcam
HottKaytee222: I mean no
hot_guy_for_roleplay: best friends playing sexy truth or dare?
HottKaytee222: sure lol
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha k what are you wearing in this rp then?
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha what does that mean?
HottKaytee222: medieval role play.
hot_guy_for_roleplay: lol i thought you agreed to best friends playing sexy truth or dare?
HottKaytee222: I didn't see that
HottKaytee222: I'll go first
HottKaytee222: Ask me away
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha what are you wearing in this rp tho?
HottKaytee222: Maybe a nurse uniform.
hot_guy_for_roleplay: lol how about normal clothes tho and like a sexy bra and thong?
HottKaytee222: all red
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha k what clothes are you wearing then?
HottKaytee222: nurse uniform. All red
HottKaytee222: Well hi there
8inch_m22: how are u hun
8inch_m22: 22m australia here
HottKaytee222: 19 F NJ
8inch_m22: what u doin
8inch_m22: u bored hun
8inch_m22: how hot are u
a-s-s_man: how r u
HottKaytee222: 16 F US
a-s-s_man: 23 uk
HottKaytee222: 22 UK
a-s-s_man: wat 1 is it
a-s-s_man: 16 f us of 22 uk f
HottKaytee222: 1st one
a-s-s_man: wat do u look like
HottKaytee222: nothing on right now
HottKaytee222: as in clothing
a-s-s_man: naled r u
a-s-s_man: na ked
a-s-s_man: wat do u look like
HottKaytee222: hi there
HottKaytee222: 20 F UK
dave5093: 22 m sweden
dave5093: wanna control me on cam?
HottKaytee222: oh yess
rockhard_uk: hey how hot r u
HottKaytee222: fine lol
HottKaytee222: 20 F UK
rockhard_uk: 21 m uk
rockhard_uk: were in uk u from
rockhard_uk: u horny
rockhard_uk: mmmmmmmm my ck rock hard
rockhard_uk: i wna bang some 1 right nw
rockhard_uk: stick my ck deep inside tem
rockhard_uk: tell me how u look and wat yr wearing
Picture of everyone I was chatting with after about 20 seconds of being online:
sunney9214: hey there
hot_cyber_girl: you sound hot
hot_cyber_girl: wanna cyber
sunney9214: how old are u if u r 21 why not
sunney9214: u like big
sunney9214: very long baby
hot_cyber_girl: oo im getting wet
sunney9214: seat on it
hot_cyber_girl: yea ohh it feels so nice
sunney9214: u want it deep
sunney9214: in the back
sunney9214: where r u fron
hot_cyber_girl: god yes
sunney9214: are u there
hot_cyber_girl: then i FLIP YOU AROUND AND POUND YOUR ASS LIKE FUCK WITH MY HUGE DOCKY DICK AND SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WHOLE IN YOUR EARS AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR "I LOVE YOU REBBECCA"
sunney9214 has left.
one last one
hot_cyber_girl: wait one sec
hot_cyber_girl: im back
hot_cyber_girl: you there?
randy_man: how is it going?
hot_cyber_girl: guess what
randy_man: tell me
hot_cyber_girl: i wanna fuck you in the ass
Hey Newgrounds, guess what, I'm a fucking pedophile!
Seriously, what a dumb fuck!
Oh man this is great fun, I had the username Licious, and got 5 instant chat invites.
Here's the one I selected.
HardDick21: u horny sexy?
Licious: hey there, i like that, straight to the point.
HardDick21: 21 m uk
HardDick21: thanks babe
Licious: 22 f uk, down in devon
HardDick21: cool im near birmingham
HardDick21: how horny u feeling babe?
Licious: like you wouldn't believe, just finished an 8 hour shift, and i really need to blow off some steam
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
Licious: describe yourself
HardDick21: erm i can send u a pic
HardDick21: u on msn?
Licious: naw, i've got too many people that bother me on that
HardDick21: ok cool
HardDick21: well im about 5'6 black hair
HardDick21: brown eyes
HardDick21: n got a toned body
HardDick21: how about urself?
Licious: i like that
Licious: shoulder length brown hair
Licious: green eyes
HardDick21: im indian aswel..hope thats not a problem babe
Licious: smallish breasts, nice handful though
HardDick21: ..i love green eyes!
Licious: not at all
Licious: i'm glad
HardDick21: wat u wearing babe
Licious: truthfully? my work uniform at the moment
Licious: just got home
HardDick21: cool cool
HardDick21: u no if i was there
HardDick21: id stand up against a wall
HardDick21: n take ur bottoms n knickers off
HardDick21: n taste ur pusy
Licious: that might be difficult
Licious: i have a dick
HardDick21: u twat
HardDick21: u need a slap for that
HardDick21: or a smack in the face
Licious: you didn't ask what i was packing?
Licious: i'm pre op
At 2/15/09 09:13 AM, damonky wrote: ive got an idea ill get one of these guys numbers then post it on /b/
Hell yeah do that.
im nicegirl22. not really that great of a name but watev.
not particularly funny but i totally shot this guy down.
nicegirl22: hey there
Dhenal: how r u
nicegirl22: pretty good, u?
Dhenal: im good thanks
Dhenal: where ru from
nicegirl22: new york
nicegirl22: how about you?
Dhenal: sri lanka
Dhenal: r u studying or working?
nicegirl22: im just fooling around :P
Dhenal: wots ur name
Dhenal: nice name.. so r u a white gal?
Dhenal: hey do u have facebook?
nicegirl22: ummmm ur probly a pedo so im gonna go no
nicegirl22 has left.
Sig made by me
Once again i'm falling down a mountain like a metaphor
Here ends another post by the grand master of all things: fluffkomix
I was on parachat for 10 minutes and in the first two:
SexiGirl05: Hey sexy.
lord_seer: how are you?
SexiGirl05: I'm horny and ready for some cyber.
lord_seer: i only do cyber with girls that wanna be my slave
SexiGirl05: I will be you slave.
SexiGirl05: Fuck me now Masah.
lord_seer: you have to beg me to be your master in you wanna be my slave
SexiGirl05: Come here masah.
SexiGirl05: I will pick your balls.
SexiGirl05: And rake them around.
SexiGirl05: I want you to take me from the ass.
lord_seer: call me master and then i am yours
SexiGirl05: Take me master.
lord_seer: i push my dick in your %%%%% and %%%% you hard and deep
SexiGirl05: *takes your dick and sticks in in throat*
SexiGirl05: *chokes and swallows your cum*
SexiGirl05: My turn baby.
SexiGirl05: You ready to see my specialty?
lord_seer: did i say you can suck?
lord_seer: i slap you
SexiGirl05: *takes out 9" shlong and penetrates you in the ass with it*
SexiGirl05: TAKE THAT BITCH.
SexiGirl05: *humps you fast and hard*
lord_seer: okay bye
SexiGirl05: YES YES.
This thread has gone WAAAYY downhill. It was funny at first but all of the shameless bumps with utterly useless chat conversations that aren't even close to as funny as the first ones.
Think of this as preserving the thread, and not ruining it.
the helpless morons who couldn't handle posting something worthwhile are the ones who ruined it.
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