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Office Robbery

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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 20:49:18


Seriously, hire Funk. Anyone ANYONE approaches, have him scream "who the fuck are you!?!? Because you are not fucking metal!!!" and all your crime and bill problems are solved.


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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 20:50:00


If it helps, a "friend" of mine once jacked my SNES back in the early 90's, but I got it back.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 20:54:12


The nerve that takes man... to those saying the thief was genius... that is definitely not the case. you have to go up one flight of stairs to get in, and down one hallway before you get to any of the rooms/desks/offices. The chances of not getting seen by ANYONE in the office while doing these things ( I don't mean standing in the game room where stamper saw, I mean just walking in/out of the office, especially out with the ps2) is incredibly unlikely : (


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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 21:05:38


that sucks tom.
o well couldve been worse

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 21:24:07


Holy crap that's strange. Good thing the guy wasn't psychotic, as well as bold. He might've brained Stamper with a pipe just so he could steal more. You got all your consoles serials written down somewhere for tracking, right? In case he pawns your stolen goods?

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 21:24:59


It's all stampers fault!Just kidding.
You should submit that one video of you guys breaking that stuff in your old office.
This is what im talking about.
You can win $250 in they air it,and thousand of dollars if you win.To replace the stuff that he stole.Try it.It's worth a shot.


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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 21:35:17


Man i know how thats like i have a similar story

i was at my friends house late one night we had a long night of halo pc online then we played some of metal gear solid online (i had bought a copy just a couple days ago) my since i didnt have internet at my house at the time i decided to leave it at his house cause we might play again later i also left my megaman x collection Deathwatch and smackdown vs raw 2006 all except deathwatch are some of my fave.
Games for my ps2 well someone had went in my friends house and stole all those games except the megaman and stole his brothers i-pod.. a few weeks go by and im pretty bumbed i was in the mood for some wrestling but whoever it was got away clean i guess.
suddenly my friend shows up with my copy of smackdown vs raw and metal gear solid 3 he told me the cops found him appearantley he had a meth lab somewhere (u never hear anything like that here in Utah) and Deathwatch was no where to be found.. Oh well that game was kinda lame anyway i was just glad i got the ones that i spent full price on.
it goes along with how did this guy actually do it? When i walk to my friends house i know a shortcut i just cut through someones back yard and im always nervous when i near it.. i could never just walk into a strangers house let alone take things maybe it was the meth but my friend has A LOT of siblings the guy must had come during the day while everyone was out at work and school. i think we were both fortunate that the guy wasnt there when we were.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 22:25:16


i feel so violated :(

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 22:26:05


At 6/26/06 09:24 PM, Krinkels wrote: Holy crap that's strange. Good thing the guy wasn't psychotic, as well as bold. He might've brained Stamper with a pipe just so he could steal more. You got all your consoles serials written down somewhere for tracking, right? In case he pawns your stolen goods?

KRINKLES WHATS UP?!

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 22:38:49


yah due that sucks taken your ps2

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 22:50:38


At 6/26/06 09:24 PM, Krinkels wrote: Holy crap that's strange. Good thing the guy wasn't psychotic, as well as bold. He might've brained Stamper with a pipe just so he could steal more. You got all your consoles serials written down somewhere for tracking, right? In case he pawns your stolen goods?

If he looked like a crackhead that is most likely the case.


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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 22:53:52


Why can't this happen to people who deserve it, like Bauman?

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:13:16


At 6/26/06 05:10 PM, Crue wrote:
At 6/26/06 03:54 PM, Proteas wrote: One shot is all you need to make everyone go fucking DEAF and blow a whole the wall.

A weapon of that size and caliber is to large to get down and utilize in a situation like the one your thinking of. In the the time it would take to aim the thing correctly he could just as easily be shot DEAD or attacked by someone breaking into the building.

This is why we have handguns for personal protection, and rifles for hunting.
at that close of range, if you need to take the time to aim, you shouldn't be handling a weapon

Just shut up about it, Tom isn't going to buy some huge expensive rifle for self protection.

So what have the cops done about it so far? Are they trying to locate this guy? And also, from the look of the game room, there was an Xbox360 in there, and that's worth way more than a PS2.

That must suck to know that someone can walk in and steal your stuff WHILE you are there. That must make you really paranoid, doesn't it? At least no one was hurt.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:14:57


That had to major suck!

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:24:12


Fuck,that guy was a pimp

wow he's going to be considered to be one of my heroes

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:31:39


Thats kind of a coincedence, because today my sisters car got broken into and her iPod and Car cd player was stolen.


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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:33:19


Was he "African American?"

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:38:13


Hope you catch him :/

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:47:27


At 6/26/06 11:33 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Was he "African American?"

Why does that matter?

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:54:06


Wow, personally i would have just asked the guy who he was when i first saw him. but you guys do have alot of people going though the office and it probally didn't really untill the PS2 was stolen.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:55:31


Just imagine if there was a middle eastern version of family guy. Petru Al-Griffini would have just seen a car bomb on the street corner, and say something like "Man thats crazy, maybe we should move to the US. The worst they've got there is friendly PS2 robbers."

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-26 23:57:27


At 6/26/06 11:47 PM, GamesCool wrote:
At 6/26/06 11:33 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Was he "African American?"
Why does that matter?

You just have to read more of HeinousDudes particular posts ^_^ kinda like stamper-lite

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:01:01


Damn, that sucks Tom.

Hope you guys catch the guy. :)


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Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:05:12


I thought you wouldn't notice me taking that crap!

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:14:54


At 6/26/06 11:57 PM, Deadlock32 wrote:
You just have to read more of HeinousDudes particular posts ^_^ kinda like stamper-lite

That seems hard to believe being that Stamper is actually FUNNY.

Don't compare anyone to Stamper because he's by far the funnies person on Newgrounds.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:18:16


You should kill everyone in the entire world to be sure that you get the dirty scoundrels.


I'M AN ATHEIST LOL.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:27:15


At 6/27/06 12:14 AM, GamesCool wrote:
At 6/26/06 11:57 PM, Deadlock32 wrote:
You just have to read more of HeinousDudes particular posts ^_^ kinda like stamper-lite
That seems hard to believe being that Stamper is actually FUNNY.

Don't compare anyone to Stamper because he's by far the funnies person on Newgrounds.

and that makes you the biggest asskisser here.

I still say the thief is black.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:31:05


I bet you he was black. All black people steal. At my job, I work at all the blacks steal the video games. I work at eb games. And all the workers who are there that are black steal the games and consoles. And they see nothing wrong with it, I tell them that its wrong to do that. And they said they don't believe in karma so they don't give a fuck.

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:34:56


At 6/26/06 10:53 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Why can't this happen to people who deserve it, like Bauman?

because baumen probably has 12 big 350 pound black guys with shotguns guarding his ps2
lol.....

Response to Office Robbery 2006-06-27 00:48:16


At 6/26/06 11:13 PM, NuGrownds wrote: Just shut up about it, Tom isn't going to buy some huge expensive rifle for self protection.

second'd. What would a gun have done then, in this situation? The dude left before he was even seen as a threat. A reception desk, or hell, even a locked door or something would have done more than a .45.