Pingu, you fail at copy/paste...you put the first attempt in too, ruining the joke!
For shame.

By the way, that NineLashesMary girl im'ed me, too. Hmm...wonder who she is...

I'd like to take this otherwise pointless post to mention something that came up in the forum, and because the SS has been mentioned here a bit lately...a flash is not worthy of admin notification unless:

1)---It is stolen
2)---It is malicious
3)---It contains real, hardcore porn/racism/other hatefulness
4)---Is fileswapped to something rule-breaking

Just because they're a little spammy doesn't mean they break any rules. If you don't like, for example, Fat Badger's flash, just vote low and that's it. Can't do anything unless it's rule-breaking. I'm not trying to single anyone out, just making sure that's clear. We don't need to waste Wade's time with flashes that aren't violating one of the above rules.
:salute:

At 3/16/06 12:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Thank you for making the clarafication. I hope this will bring concerns to a close for everyone. As you said, voting low is really all you can do, leave a review if you must, but remember the review rules. There is always going to be garbage in the portal and on the BBS. I do not think any single group really pinpoints individuals. It is at least not common practice.

*Salutes

*Btw, did anyone read my post ^^ second one down from the top. I know it may have been burried under the first half of this page.

(oops! almost forgot)

Goodnight everyone

*salute*

I am going to do one last sweep of the portal before I go to bed oh and we are almost to page 200 ^_^, good night boys

I am fine with the anti-DoD thread. But I am surprised that it is still there which further proves my point about how ineffective the mods can be. If they fail to lock such a hateful thread, how can they be effective against the Alliance spammers? That is why folks like fullman is ruining the NGPD right now. Slash, I am not quite over with the issue yet, and we certainly should not rely on the mods too much.

At 3/16/06 12:45 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am fine with the anti-DoD thread. But I am surprised that it is still there which further proves my point about how ineffective the mods can be. If they fail to lock such a hateful thread, how can they be effective against the Alliance spammers? That is why folks like fullman is ruining the NGPD right now. Slash, I am not quite over with the issue yet, and we certainly should not rely on the mods too much.

That is not trueabout the mods Dream_of_Duke. I don't email to many of them but the ones I email are very quick and can be rely on. I mailed one about a user abusing the review system and within minutes they were banned. they are doing the best then can DoD and they can't catch all the spammers because the NG user out number the mods 100 to 1 but they still do the best that they can and that is all you can ask of the mods. you should have emailed a mod about the thread and bring it to their attention. good night everyone

On the bright side, I just had my 444th review which is 2/3 toward my reviewing goal. I am going to stop reviewing at 666 for obvious reasons. By the way, to Slash's question: I believe that there is no need for add another option for whistling. I whistle for stolen if it is a fileswap. In order to switch the files, the authors have to steal the original ones first, so just go for "stolen" if it is a fileswap.

At 3/16/06 12:57 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: On the bright side, I just had my 444th review which is 2/3 toward my reviewing goal. I am going to stop reviewing at 666 for obvious reasons. By the way, to Slash's question: I believe that there is no need for add another option for whistling. I whistle for stolen if it is a fileswap. In order to switch the files, the authors have to steal the original ones first, so just go for "stolen" if it is a fileswap.

I meant admin notification, not whistling, lol, but I see that I phrased it a little ambiguously. Good idea bringing this up, though. Don't whistle on suspicion of a fileswap; if you feel it will be, check to see if the flash is stolen, as it almost always is in fileswap attempts. You should not whistle a flash without hard evidence. Better to miss a potential whistle point than to whistle an innocent flash.
If a flash is swapped post-judgement, notify Wade, using the alert-the-Barracks-first plan we recently made.

Tension.... No one wants post #30 because they can't get the first of page 200... Let's who has the real quick draw, I'm still kicking.

Fine I present myself as sacrifice, just revive the thread already.

Nice work every one, I just woke up but I'm catching up, don't go anywhere without me. DoD no all file swappers steal movies, some just make them and then switch them (sounds dumb eh?) but I would call malicious, you? And congratulations on your 444th review.

At 3/16/06 01:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If a flash is swapped post-judgement, notify Wade, using the alert-the-Barracks-first plan we recently made.

Yay, I made a pic for that... Just kidding.

Holy cow, Ghost! I was planning to be the first one posting on page 200. I was so close. >:( Congratulations on our thread anyway. :P

At 3/16/06 01:27 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Holy cow, Ghost! I was planning to be the first one posting on page 200. I was so close. >:( Congratulations on our thread anyway. :P

It's ok... Remember this? This is making me laugh.

At 1/27/06 05:56 PM, -Edward_Elric- wrote: SON OF A BITCH! if only i counted before i posted. oh well, it's not a big deal. there's always 200. too bad there isn't a prize but defending the portal alongside everyone is a prize enough.

Sorry, I guess you don’t have 200 either. Better luck on 300 >:-)

DEFCON Update:

DEFCON 4.

End of Day Report:

100 B/P

Honestly, I'm not going to get my policies get attacked lying down:

At 3/15/06 11:14 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: So I cannot see where the hateness come from. I am tired of the GPA/girlfriend issues, they are my personal business. Why should they even care? But if they want to be stupid and debate, it is not my fault.

Yes, but you have two choices, like I told you in the first place. You can either let it happen or give the Internet people what you want...a little proof about your claims. It's not hard to put a few pictures up on the Internet if you are tired of all the accusations. Otherwise, if that's too much to do, then expect this to happen from time to time. You're dealing with Internet users...don't expect respect just because you want it. Most people, even Wade Fulp, get insults all the time, and that's just the way it is.

I appologize for snapping at NGPD, but I was very tired of those idiots.

I don't like you insulting our allies. This does not speak highly of you.

As a member who has been here since page 6, I have to question Eagle's ignore policy, the more we ignore, the more will those SS idiots like Quikfox consider us weak and vunerable because they have no brains. (yea, check their "mature" posts.) I can ignore, but ignorance has limits.

You can question it all you want, but it's not going to change a thing. How many problems do I have with SS users on the Internet? None? Do you want to know why? I don't give them bait to grab. Bragging about accomplishments at Duke and a girlfriend just leaves you wide open for attack. I have tons of things that I'm proud about but I don't get flamed because I keep them to myself. You know that Internet users can be really immature, especially on a site like Newgrounds. Why give them ammunition?

Many people here also dislike (even loathe) the SS people, so I KNOW that Eagle will not agree with my way, but let's get it done once and for all by teaching the SS people a lesson.

How? By sinking to their level and spamming back? I really don't get it. Getting into a verbal debate is exactly what they want you to do. Why give them the satisfaction? Many people have come and spammed the Barracks, yet noone responds, so they leave after one post. Simple as that. Why do things have to be difficult?

Dad told me that one does not have to be morally good when he deals with evil, so why do not we do something about it? I am tired of random SS people come in and flame our members.

I don't know about you, but I never compromise my moral standards even when I am dealing with the evilest of people. I've had to deal with shit like this too much in real life to know what happens if you sink below your standards. I didn't get to where I am today by compromising what I believe in whenever adversity comes along. In fact, I credit my accomplishments to date by doing the exact opposite.

At 3/15/06 11:45 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Here is my question: why do they still spam since they knew that c-prime1 had nothing to do with NGPD? I hate being negative, but let's say that the mods are ineffective at this matter, do we allow them to continue spamming at NGPD or what?

First off, it was the Alliance that spammed the NGPD before. Also, when exactly did the SS spam the NGPD? The only thing I saw was QuikFox addressing the NGPD. Sure, he was against the NGPD's existence, but at least he had the common courtesy to do address the members in an intelligent manner.

I'll repeat it again. Had noone responded to him, HE WOULD HAVE WENT AWAY. Why is it so hard for you to comprehend picking your battles? The only reason he insulted you afterwards is because YOU RESPONDED TO HIS POST. If you know people attack about your 4.0 GPA and your girlfriend, why do you instigate people?

I'm really tired of getting into this argument once every month. If you want proof positive of my policies merit, look at the Barracks. Spotless. Sure, there are one-post spams every now and then, but they go away quickly. How about the NGPD? FULL OF SPAM. Why? Everyone has to respond and argue to the spammers despite TailsPrower's requests. End of story.

If you have a problem with the way I run things around here after my explanation, I really don't what what else I can say to you. I'm sorry to be blunt, but my patience has been tested on this matter time and time again, and I am at my rope at how to explain this to you.

Hey everyone I'm an Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel now.

EagleRock I PM you about the roster let me know what to do and I'll post it tomorrow.

Unless you want to do it.

Oh to Warhammer_40k someone made a flash about you but I'm sure you know already.

200 pages... I'm buying drinks for everyone :)

At 3/16/06 01:54 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Oh to Warhammer_40k someone made a flash about you but I'm sure you know already.

Warhammer 40000 is not just a user, it's an online game. I believe the flash is dedicated to the game, not the user. Though both are cool.

Huge congratulations on 200 pages everyone! To 200 more... *Throws out cases of beer* Enjoy!

JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Hey everyone I'm an Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel now.

Congratulations sir, that is quite the accomplishment. Keep up the good work!

*Salutes

Major_punk

I meant to give you this I dunno how long ago. So now I can finnaly get it off my desktop. Yah!

At 3/15/06 05:08 PM, EagleRock wrote: I would like to congratuate the following on making it into that quiz:
Major_punk

Heh, yes it has always been my dream to be an incorrect answer in a gay hentai quiz. *nods*

At 3/15/06 07:02 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

I try to join the chat but nothing happens I then try to download the update but still nothing happened.

Problems solved now and the roster is finished. But ofcourse you already know that. =)

At 3/15/06 10:05 PM, -Crux- wrote:

Mr.Crawford said that he may not be frequenting the NGPD or the portal much longer,

I read about the abdominal blood vessel thing, although I don't understand it, it's very serious. I wish him best of luck.

At 3/15/06 11:15 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

The other problem is flashes that make it through, but end up with a score along the lines of 1.01. I feel that a stipulation to put flashes that drop below a certain score even after making judgment, should be put back up for user review.

If I had the power to change it I wouldn't. It's been like that for so long and I personally don't see a large enough demand for such a filter.
I also think a filter like that would be very prone to abuse, I can already imagine a few groups mass voting submissions they know won't re-pass judgement to see it get deleted just because it's the internet and they have nothing better to do.

Anyway standards always change, I'm sure it's a bit of an unfair advantage for those who created flash back in 2000, then todays, and I know alot of people would be upset at seeing an old favourite get deleted because it isn't up to the new standard...

If you really think this is a good idea and Newgrounds is being handicapped without it maybe you should propose your idea at the
Evolution Discussion thread and let others hear your voice and if you get some good feedback then next step is to make a request at the Ideas for Newgrounds' Evolution thread and I can guarantee that liljim will read your post himself.

At 3/16/06 12:10 AM, Socially-Failed wrote:

Blams Earned: 48
Protects Earned: 44

Pretty nice ratio you got there, usually I don't comment on End of day reports anymore but this just stood out. =)

At 3/16/06 12:43 AM, -Crux- wrote:

(oops! almost forgot)
Goodnight everyone
*salute*

No... you don't post just for that.

At 3/16/06 01:23 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Fine I present myself as sacrifice, just revive the thread already.

Haha, impatient are we?

At 1/27/06 05:56 PM, -Edward_Elric- wrote:

really old post

Sorry, I guess you don’t have 200 either. Better luck on 300 >:-)

Oh I love it when people dig up old posts. ^_^

300?

At 3/16/06 01:54 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey everyone I'm an Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel now.

Congratulations, sir! Keep up the good work!
All the Majors are advancing, and I'm still a lowly Captain! I must pick up the speed!

200 pages... I'm buying drinks for everyone :)

Boo, slow portal! Yay, beer! ^_^
I brought a gift, too. The strippers are in the champagne room, for anyone who's stripper inclined. :-P

:salute:

At 3/16/06 02:03 AM, Major_punk wrote: Haha, impatient are we?

You have no idea.

Oh I love it when people dig up old posts. ^_^

I just thought it would be funny to bring him up again, for those of you who don't remember that alias, it's Mutant.

300?

And that I'll quote on page 300.

At 3/16/06 02:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I brought a gift, too. The strippers are in the champagne room, for anyone who's stripper inclined. :-P

That would be my second name in fact. Ghost "Stripper inclined" Phantom

At 3/16/06 02:06 AM, NaughtyKitty wrote:

I was wondering when you would show up. I see you made a gif this time, and remember, we are watching the watchers that watch us watch them.

Well i just quickly came before i go to school so have got a few under judgement, yesterday was not good for me i got around 30b/p but at the weekend i will have a massive push. Anyway i am signing out for this morning keep up the good work!

At 3/16/06 02:06 AM, NaughtyKitty wrote:

BOO

Haha, stays awake all this time just to see the 200th page, what a nice guy...

At 3/16/06 02:02 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

I meant to give you this I dunno how long ago. So now I can finnaly get it off my desktop. Yah!

Hey thanks but uh... American? And wars not cool either...

At 3/16/06 02:07 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At 3/16/06 02:03 AM, Major_punk wrote: 300?

And that I'll quote on page 300.

That is if you get it. ^_~

------------

Trivia!!! :

=)

Part #1 short answers:

1. What day is Lock day?

2. What day is Glock day?

3. What day did the Star Syndicate make it's official debut?

4. When a Clock Crew member signs up at it's forums how long must they "lurk" before posting?

5. Who was the first Glock?

Part #2 Fill in the blanks:

_____ Gang

_____ Legion

SevenStar is a _________

- I'll post all the answers tommorow.
-----
End of day: 115 b/p, 13 reviews.

At 3/16/06 02:24 AM, Major_punk wrote: That is if you get it. ^_~

Odds aren't exactly against me, 2 out of 2 so far. Nice Trivia, I did it but only in my head, I'll leave the rest to others.

Congratulations in 200 everyone. It has been a great stint of pages with a lot accomplished. Let's keep up the good work. Thank you to all of you who have made sure we made it this far.

Well, it's about time I went to bed, since it's 3AM.

Before I do, though, I wanted to say a quick congratulations to everyone for our 200th page! I must say we've come a long way since page 1. I was a mere Sergeant back then, and the Barracks didn't have as clear of a purpose as it does today. We've grown to be a true group of protectors of the Portal. This can only be as a result of the dedication of all of the Barracks members, as it is you that makes this group great. I'm ever glad to be serving as Chief Barracks Officer here.

To another 200 pages! Hooah!

*salutes*

Please , don't make the mistake I made, don't watch, just whistle for improper content and leave it at that.

At 3/16/06 01:59 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/16/06 01:54 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Oh to Warhammer_40k someone made a flash about you but I'm sure you know already.

Warhammer 40000 is not just a user, it's an online game. I believe the flash is dedicated to the game, not the user. Though both are cool.

Not just an online game, it's a game which was developed with plastic models, which you paint and collect, conducting tabletop battles. (works best when you've had a few drinks though)

Sergeant 1st Class mr_trivia reporting for duty, sir!