No :)

Gameplay footage with commentary. Also might be a reupload of the youtuber Leafy, I'm not 100% sure, might be an original vid just gimping his style.

I don't think it breaks any rules.

It's just generally bad.

Yeah, being boring isn't against the rules.

Greetings, Blazeslinger2019, and thank you for your interest in the Elite Guard Barracks. I see you are relatively new to Newgrounds, and it's always good to see a fresh face in this forum.

You'll need to build up a little experience before you can become a junior officer (ROTC). You should also read up on our Manifesto and our Code of Conduct. These pages will give you a clearer picture of what the Elite Guard is all about.

You are always welcome to post here, ask questions and get help on your journey; once you reach the "Portal Security" level, as long as you fit the minimum requirements, we'll gladly add you to the ROTC roster.

Until then, keep up the good fight, and don't be a stranger!

-EGSC Byteslinger, Chief Barracks Officer

_Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2020:_

Wow. 2020 is officially 2/3rds complete. I tell you, these past 8 months have been the longest 5 years of my life. It just seems like it's been a never-ending battle against insanity, the weather, the pandemic and political nonsense. For you folks outside the US, be grateful and please know we're really sorry how our current "leader" has screwed things up so badly; we're working on replacing him in a few months with a model that has both a heart and a brain. The new model may not be perfect, but it will certainly run a lot better and hopefully serve our country the way it was intended.

I'll end my political comments for now, as I don't want to disrupt this thread and take focus away from what we're all here to do: keep Newgrounds safe by keeping the portal clean. And with that, let's give a cheer to EGSC @Guthrie, who not only clocked over 2100 BP points this month, but slid past EGSC @Exedor (who's also been busy in the forum) to grab 4th place in the roster. Guess he took the whole "social distancing" seriously, stayed inside, and voted his ass off.

EGSC @Asandir and EGSC @Little-Rena have continued to be active in the Barracks, helping folks out, and taking out the trash . Well done, soldiers! *Salutes*

Overall, it was a good month. Clock day was no more than an honorable mention, as it has been for years now. How many of you remember in 2006 and 2007 when you could pick up 1,000 points on Clock Day? But over time, the Clock Crew grew up, wandered off, and the flood of goofy Clock flash and spam has been reduced to a trickle. I do miss them, they were a fun bunch - and a worthy adversary!

Anyways, I hope you all have a great September; I have hope that things will get better, eventually!

_Milestones:_

@byteslinger - 154K saves, 172K total B/P

@Exedor - 23K blams

@Guthrie - 58K saves, 67K total B/P

@Little-Rena - 62K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 31K saves, 39K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 19K saves

_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 172,845 | 1,196 | 38.58 | B | +004.73 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander  | 1 | D

02) 87,388 | 0,014 | 00.45 | D | +007.69 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

03) 67,839 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -050.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

04) 67,751 | 2,160 | 69.68 | A | +017.90 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander +1 | 6 | C

05) 66,598 | 0,355 | 11.45 | C | +035.50 | @Exedor Sup. Commander -1 | 6 | C

06) 62,726 | 0,825 | 26.61 | B | +219.77 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander  | 7 | C

07) 47,827 | 0,107 | 03.45 | D | +028.92 | @Asandir Sup. Commander  | 6 | C

08) 46,246 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

09) 39,158 | 1,209 | 39.00 | B | +253.51 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander  | 2 | D

10) 37,347 | 0,161 | 05.19 | C | +038.79 | @Fro Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

11) 30,742 | 0,323 | 10.42 | C | +342.47 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander  | 1 | D

12) 29,564 | 0,014 | 00.45 | D | +055.56 | @Decky Commander  | 0 | F

13) 21,832 | 0,253 | 08.16 | C | -025.81 | @Jackho Lt. General  | 1 | D

14) 20,951 | 0,806 | 26.00 | B | +008.77 | @ZomAlien Brig. General  | 4 | D

15) 13,219 | 0,162 | 05.23 | C | +019.12 | @ZJ Lieutenant  | 0 | F

16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant  | 0 | F

17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal  | 0 | F

18) 1,764 | 0,028 | 00.90 | D | +833.33 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant  | 0 | F

_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,160 (28.37% of total)

@Peregrinus - 1,209 (15.88% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,196 (15.71% of total)

@Little-Rena - 825 (10.84% of total)

@ZomAlien - 806 (10.59% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 81.38% of B/P points (6,196 total)

_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (128)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (47)

@Guthrie (39)

@Peregrinus (27)

@Jackho (25)

@Exedor (22)

@Decky (16)

@ZomAlien (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Lizzardis (13)

@Little-Rena (5)

Total gain for month: 7,614 (15 Active Members)

That's 253.80 per day, or 16.92 per day per active member.

I hear you there. Teaching during covid is a fucking nightmare. I hate not seeing my students, I hate the way we only get to interact in video calls, I hate not being able to hand grade my students' work. I hate not getting real-time feedback in class.

I can't believe the way Trump is actively sabotaging our country's response to this pandemic. Every single decision he has made is the opposite of what a measured scientific response would look like.

That's for sure. This time last month we were moving across the country for new jobs but I was still able to check in at least once a day. And it looks like some time this morning I passed @Jolly for 3rd place, so I look forward to another coronation in next month's update!

Thanks for putting in the work @byteslinger. You're the hero we need right now.

Feels like I've seen this game one too many times

Here's another version: http://objectshowparodys.weebly.com/fireys-candy-adventure-v2.html

We don't watch every submission as soon as it's submitted. This was submitted only 10 minutes before your post, and it has been removed. If this timeframe is unacceptable, please leave this thread and stop posting.

Don't you have schoolwork you should be doing; y'know, learning proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation?

Music is Panic! At the Disco

Hi guys. Thought I'd post this here first. I recently became a Grandad, I believe I may be Newgrounds first. So I would like to introduce to you my beautiful grandson Ethan.

Damn, yo! Congratulations to you and the parents!

Man's not happy, should put him back in for another 15 minutes or until you hear the ding

This is a speed run of a game.

He has your face.

...how could you do that to him!?!

No, just the Icon mod, if it's a portal submission with a misleading, or inappropriate icon, I can fix that, user picutres, no power over that, sorry! Maybe @TomFulp can help though.

Roblox gameplay.

Two stolen hentai videos

Does this work for anyone?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/764863#

It's not working for me either. I wish I was surprised it passed judgment.

Roblox GameOver

This is a really strange statement to me, can you expand on this a bit? How did you know the submitter?

Nope. Stuck on the loading screen.

You get a loading screen, then? I get a white screen in both firefox and chrome.

The loading screen is just the Construct 2 logo, so it ain't much. I'm on Chrome.

Cool. Thanks. :)

Taken from Youtube and using copyrighted anime footage

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPDCV-OCQQ

"dis is a reupload"

I have no words.

Dis is re-removed.

Some poor lost soul submitted Cubefield.

Original: