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The Atheist Army

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-13 12:09:20


At 2/13/08 08:34 AM, Earfetish wrote: I'm here. I am BBSing less nowadays.

What? Earfart isn't BBSing as much? That's insane.

Actually I'm bbsing less nowerdays.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-13 15:43:40


At 2/13/08 12:09 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 2/13/08 08:34 AM, Earfetish wrote: I'm here. I am BBSing less nowadays.
What? Earfart isn't BBSing as much? That's insane.

Actually I'm bbsing less nowerdays.

Which is a sad thing. Ye need to do it more! It's fun to see other people crush other peoples beliefs...
And a quick question: If i i have no paper or such to light the fire in me sauna (Yes, we have a sauna) is it okay fer me to use the New Testament instead? Hypothetically.


"My freedom is more important than your faith, much, much more important". Pat Condell

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-13 15:46:13


I'm Atheist, I'd love to join.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-13 16:24:16


At 2/13/08 03:46 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: I'm Atheist, I'd love to join.

Ok, but first you must answer me some questions.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-13 19:39:28


At 2/13/08 12:09 PM, Brick-top wrote:
Actually I'm bbsing less nowerdays.

As am I, what with school and all.

Also, I won't ruin your chance to have a lulzy interrogation with new potential member, though I so could.

<3

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-14 10:38:16


At 2/13/08 07:39 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 2/13/08 12:09 PM, Brick-top wrote:
Actually I'm bbsing less nowerdays.
As am I, what with school and all.

I have no school. NG has become boring. I don't even know why I'm here I don't get any enjoyment from it.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 00:44:24


At 2/14/08 10:38 AM, Brick-top wrote: I have no school. NG has become boring. I don't even know why I'm here I don't get any enjoyment from it.

For me? :D


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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 05:42:47


hey e-buddies its my birthday, someone make me a thread

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 07:27:49


At 2/15/08 05:42 AM, Earfetish wrote: hey e-buddies its my birthday, someone make me a thread

Done.

Happy birthday.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 08:23:55


Thanks a lot bro. Praise Darwin.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 09:41:43


At 2/15/08 08:23 AM, Earfetish wrote: Thanks a lot bro. Praise Darwin.

You're welcome.

Praise God!!

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 11:39:58


The girl to the left look like a drunk/drug abuser, and the one to the right looks like a..... lesbian.

But indeed, Praise Darwin the all knowing dude.


"My freedom is more important than your faith, much, much more important". Pat Condell

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 19:17:32


Happy birthday Kev!

Doing/done anything special?

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 22:24:30


At 2/15/08 07:17 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Happy birthday Kev!

Doing/done anything special?

If you guys are interested, my plan for tonight was to get wrecked with my mates in my room; just organise a basic session. I had bought some fly agaric, which is the magic mushroom that is still legal, and I still had some MDMA and a lot of weed that I've somehow smoked.

I started the day by going into campus and getting myself some food, and eating it and peoplewatching listening to my mp3. I did that for a while, smoked a few fags, went home, and entertained myself until I got a mate round. Then I entertined him until more people showed up, and then I took the fly agaric.

I kinda made a mistake here. Because it tasted so bad, I crumbled it up into little pieces and swallowed it with water. I drank a lot of water clearing away these nasty mushrooms, and spent ages at it, so much so that I started tripping almost as soon as I swallowed the last bit.

Of course, we were smoking a lot of weed throughout the night.

The trips were kinda Salvia-like; it was like taking salvia for a prolonged dose of time. Not that much, since there are more visuals (just waves and splotches and whatever) but the manner of thought you have is very similar, and your desire for calm music and a calm location is also paramount.

Anyway, it wasn't long before I was tripping quite hard (the only one again, I would've split if someone had asked). We were listening to Necro, and my mate put on the graphics equaliser on full screen and it completely immersed me. My confused mind was really on a level with the graphic equaliser, completely lodged in it.

I may as well say at this point, that you do get warm waves of contentment or happiness with fly agaric. It's not all bad.

Anyway, since I was tripping out watching the lines and blobs move in time to the music, and no-one was talking (I think everyone was too stoned to talk and were watching me watching the computer screen, anyway) I minimised the window, after watching it for a fair few minutes.

This was far too dramatic a change for my mind to take. I had also drank an awful lot of water. I said, "I feel nauseous," before rushing to the toilet, hand clasped to mouth., and literally emptying my stomach, to sarcastic jeers of 'happy birthday'. I instantly felt better, but when I was brushing my teeth, most of my party announced they were leaving. I told them that I was grand now, and they're the kind of people who would stay even if I was sick; it was quite late at this point. I think it was just unfortunate timing.

Anyway, the remaining members and I went to our college bar (I'm on a campus uni in the UK) and I bought a Guinness. Everyone was talking way beyond any league that my scrabled brain could handle; my thought process was really slow. And the music was shit. The situation was just a bit too intense. These mushrooms are far more risky in terms of bad trips than the illegal type, definitely, by miles.

Anyway, I said, "I can't handle this," and went outside, and threw up a little bit more, which surprised me, becuase I could feel myself becoming completely empty when I threw up the last time. I was going to make a fag, but I'd forgotten my tobacco, so I just got my head together. I decided that I would focus, talk to the guys who were with me earlier because they were stoned and on a closer wavelength, and talk to the drug users who will understand my wavelength. I stayed in the bar till closing time, finishing my single Guinness, and talking to people, and I do have to say, I learnt to enjoy it. Even with this semi-unpleasant disaccosiation, with small waves of slight bliss.

I convinced an other guy at the bar, who's a friend of mine - that's the beauty of the college bar - to do MDMA. We went back to their kitchen with all my mates and I carved up two lines with the remains of my MDMA, a massive one for me and the small one this other guy had asked for. I'm also kinda planning to cut down on my hard drug intake once I'd got rid of this MDMA, and it happened to occur on my birthday.

Anyway, snorting the MDMA gives me a big pain in the nose and a horrible mucousy drip, but when that resolves itself I'm suddenly feeling way better. Not only can I talk freely and follow other conversations, but I'm full of things to say. It wasn't long until I felt amazing. Some girl I've never met was giving this other girl a backrub, and I really wanted one too. And I demanded a hug from everyone.

In conclusion, if you're gonna do Fly Agaric, especially at a party, and doubly so on a night you want to enjoy, have MDMA around too. But see how long you can tolerate Fly Agaric. It's definitely interesting.

Might make a thread out of that. Why did you post that, Kevin? Why, more for my sake than for yours.

I also might organise a club-night or a night in the town, on a weekday. I can imagine a better turnout for that. But I very much liked my birthday, and I had to do it on the 15th, and my room was above peak capacity until everyone left.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 22:32:56


At 2/15/08 10:24 PM, Earfetish wrote:

I was about to say "Don't worry, read it in your birthday thread" : /
I hope all goes/went well.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 22:44:54


Drugs are bad, tho

and hedonism is awesome

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-15 23:37:22


At 2/15/08 09:41 AM, Brick-top wrote: Praise God!!

Amen!


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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 00:01:53


At 2/15/08 11:37 PM, balto-boy wrote:
At 2/15/08 09:41 AM, Brick-top wrote: Praise God!!
Amen!

Get out.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 09:40:27


At 2/16/08 12:01 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 2/15/08 11:37 PM, balto-boy wrote: Amen!
Get out.

Well, someone's filled with sunshine and rainbows today.


"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 10:17:52


At 2/16/08 09:40 AM, balto-boy wrote:
At 2/16/08 12:01 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 2/15/08 11:37 PM, balto-boy wrote: Amen!
Get out.
Well, someone's filled with sunshine and rainbows today.

Yay, we are happy to see you!
http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm
http://www.evilbible.com/Jesus_Lied.htm
http://www.evilbible.com/Slavery.htm
http://www.evilbible.com/Ritual_Human_Sa crifice.htm
http://www.evilbible.com/Impossible.htm

Now can ye get out, ye disgrace to mankind?


"My freedom is more important than your faith, much, much more important". Pat Condell

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 11:21:26


At 2/16/08 10:17 AM, Rarusu wrote:
At 2/16/08 09:40 AM, balto-boy wrote: Well, someone's filled with sunshine and rainbows today.
Yay, we are happy to see you!
Now can ye get out, ye disgrace to mankind?

Why is everyone such a grump today? I was just coming in to say hello!

Maybe I'll come back when everyone feels better. Tootles.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 12:03:33


Is there a God?

I guess we will know when we die, won't we?

Or do you atheists have another jacked-up belief for what happens after you die? Go into the soil and become a tree? Sit in your grave pondering what to do now?

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 12:19:41


At 2/16/08 12:03 PM, Redace9544 wrote: Is there a God?

I guess we will know when we die, won't we?

Or do you atheists have another jacked-up belief for what happens after you die? Go into the soil and become a tree? Sit in your grave pondering what to do now?

Haha, no we don't become ''trees'', we become nutrition fer it. In some way it ''eats'' us ye can say.


"My freedom is more important than your faith, much, much more important". Pat Condell

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 13:59:54


At 2/16/08 12:03 PM, Redace9544 wrote: Is there a God?

I guess we will know when we die, won't we?

Or do you atheists have another jacked-up belief for what happens after you die? Go into the soil and become a tree? Sit in your grave pondering what to do now?

In theory you could believe that sort of thing and still be an Atheist. Because it doesn't involve a diety. However I find it irrelevent because I don't believe in it.

I'm not going to be on for a couple days, I'm off to a funeral. See ya guys.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 14:03:35


At 2/13/08 04:24 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 2/13/08 03:46 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: I'm Atheist, I'd love to join.
Ok, but first you must answer me some questions.

Go ahead.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 14:18:40


At 2/16/08 12:03 PM, Redace9544 wrote: Is there a God?

I guess we will know when we die, won't we?

Or we could say it's a meaningless question until you define 'God'. At which point you could say some definitions are more plausible than others, but all are still an arbitary answer to some Great Question.


Or do you atheists have another jacked-up belief for what happens after you die? Go into the soil and become a tree? Sit in your grave pondering what to do now?

Your consciounsness stops working, and nothing happens from that point onwards. You might have some kind of final mental experience during brain-death.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-16 19:14:21


At 2/16/08 12:03 PM, Redace9544 wrote:
I guess we will know when we die, won't we?

If there isn't a god, then we won't know, because we'll be dead before we get a chance to realise there is nothing.

Sit in your grave pondering what to do now?

We'll be dead, There shall be no "pondering".


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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-17 05:56:49


Gah, everyone wants the answers to important questions, but I feel like people just go to a "god" to not feel like a dumbass. In that logic, people who can't explain what "happens when someone dies" are idiots. People shouldn't pretend like they know everything.


"I like to put on the Backstreet Boys and have men hit me with wet towels...." - Billy Corgan

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Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-17 09:36:25


At 2/17/08 05:56 AM, BreakingFaces wrote: People shouldn't pretend like they know everything.

Totally. Religious people KNOW that life is eternal and there is a Heaven, and KNOW that there is a God that loves them, and KNOW that Jesus was born of a virgin and died for our sins. But atheists are apparently the close-minded ones.

Response to The Atheist Army 2008-02-18 00:41:01


At 2/17/08 09:36 AM, Earfetish wrote: But atheists are apparently the close-minded ones.

Richard Dawkins himself says he isn't certain there isn't a god, but rather that he finds it extremely unlikely.
But yeah, we're close minded for believing in one less god than Christians.


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