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Easter is a Demonic Holiday

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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005


At 3/27/05 01:57 AM, FatherVenom wrote:
At 3/26/05 10:44 PM, _Mary_ wrote: I prefer God to both. Thanks for offering.
Jesus is God.

Um, yes, I'm aware of that.

At 3/27/05 05:19 AM, Maus wrote:
At 3/27/05 05:18 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: for all christians

FUCK JESUS
fuck him up the ass with a rubber cross with no lube
fuck jesus and fuck the holy father and may i burn forever in hell fuck god
But not Mary?

Hey! That's mean! Oh wait, you mean the OTHER Mary.


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Best. Trap thread. Ever.


FUCK

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At 3/26/05 09:49 PM, fli wrote:
Easter is the name of a pagan goddess "Eastre" who is a evil goddess of fertility, and her symbols were bunnies and chicks.

Phool, Paganism is NOT satanic in the least bit. It's another religion with different dieties, Christianity itself is based upon roots of paganism. So shut your mouth next time you want to speak.

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At 3/26/05 09:48 PM, BellClock wrote: Holy Jesus who knew eating some fucking chocolate would get you in Hell for the rest of eternity

It won't.

Easter is a Demonic Holiday


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At 3/27/05 07:15 AM, FatJohnny wrote: ^^ w3rd bitch, fuck jesus. Fli, if this 'God' is so great. Then why the fuck doesn't he do something?

Because people have their free wil, fag.


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At 3/27/05 08:44 AM, _Mary_ wrote: Hey! That's mean! Oh wait, you mean the OTHER Mary.

You stupid whore.


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Jehovahs witnesses are retards by defaults. Want me to love my neighbour? Stop knocking on my door then.

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Did you kno that jahovahs witnesses dont celebrate halloween?

i dont kno if it conflicts with their religous belifes or if they just dont like strangers comming to their door and bothering them.

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At 3/27/05 09:13 AM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: Did you kno that jahovahs witnesses dont celebrate halloween?

i dont kno if it conflicts with their religous belifes or if they just dont like strangers comming to their door and bothering them.

Did you kno that there's a W in KNOW?


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At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: As a devout Jehovah Witness

I am one =)

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At 3/27/05 09:14 AM, Dual-Suicide wrote:
At 3/27/05 09:13 AM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: Did you kno that jahovahs witnesses dont celebrate halloween?

i dont kno if it conflicts with their religous belifes or if they just dont like strangers comming to their door and bothering them.
Did you kno that there's a W in KNOW?

yes but thats how i spell things when im on the internet dumbass.........

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you smell, so does easter.

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At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: As a devout Jehovah Witness, I have to say that on this Sunday, while you celebrate this day of great gluttony and inconsonance with demonic symbols of chocolate eggs, you so called “Christians” are breaking the Word of God.

It makes me sad how all of you are celebrating the Day of His Resurrection with obviously demonic idols whose origins are enveloped in pagan sacrifice and wickedness. You “Christians” like the evil Roman Catholics and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.

I urge you folks to do not buy, for the sake of your souls, do not consume the deadly sins of chocolate bunnies. I urge you to see through the evils of this abomination of His Word, to convert on this most deadly of all holidays, to the glory and clarity of our lord Jehovah. I urge you to become Jehovah Witnesses, and pass the Watchtower to all of your family, friends, and soon-to-be-friends.

God bless you,
Looking out for your Salvation,
Henry

Are you aware that the romans wrote the new testiment and translated the old testiment and chose what went in it? All that you hold so dear in your holy book was written by men to contol other men.

I agree, that it has become too commercialised, but if you want to talk about that, then Christmas would be much more worth a rant.

Why is celebrating the start of Spring a sin? That is what the bunnies originally denoted -- yes, even by the "evil Pagans" as you put them. I'm sick of all this "PAGENS ARE EVIL!!!!" buisiniss. What do you have against the Britons!? They are as much of our heretage, if not more, than any Cathedral, or any Gothic of European style or any other part of any battle or anything that ever happened here! The Pagans didn't worship God, no. But they didn't worship Satan, either, did they? The Hindu's don't worship the Christian God, but you don't call them Sinners, do you? Nor the Buddhists, or the Jews! So why the Pagans? Unless your one of these intolerant arsewipes who hate anyone who doesn't believe the same thing as you.

I belive that saying such a thing is as much a sin as burning a church to the ground, any day!

And then you try to convert us to the Jahova's Wittnesses way or whatever you're called! Why can't you just be tolerant of other people's beliefs!? And then you wonder why no one ever lets you in when you knock on the doors!

You call Athiests ignorant!? That too is intolerance, as not believing in a god is as much a religion as Christianity any day! I find it ironic because I went to a Christian school. As a result, most people turned out Athiest. I'm about the only Christian, here.

I think that it's good that we remember the Pagans' religion (just thought I'd tell you that "Pagan" literally means "non-Christian" or "Non-Believer", so you're really talking about most people, when you say "Pagan"). I mean that they had some good ideas. Rejoycing at the coming of Spring, and trust me if you'd see all of the plants and animals gradually coming out for Spring, you'd rejoyce, too!

I haven't even said that most of the wars of this world have been cause by people like you imposing their own beliefs on others. Saddam Heusein saw this; which is why he banned all religion, effectivly. No Islamic Extremists toppling him off of he throne! Then come the Americans and...I won't get into that, now.

What I'm trying to say is that your intolerance is as much a sin as murder and pilage. I just can't see why celebrating Spring should send me to Hell! I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks like this, either.

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At 3/27/05 09:10 AM, _seth_ wrote:
At 3/27/05 08:44 AM, _Mary_ wrote: Hey! That's mean! Oh wait, you mean the OTHER Mary.
You stupid whore.

Now's the time that I love the fact I can ban people. <3


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Must of taken him like 3 weeks to type that

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At 3/27/05 02:00 AM, Omega101 wrote: if when you say billions of people you mean the great flood then God did that because the world had transgressed he destroyed the people...

You do realise that the Jewish Monks stole that story from the Ancient Babilonians (the EVIL Pagans!) and changed it to include God to say "We are in connection with God. Do as we say, or this will happen", don't you?

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last night i called ares god of war to make me the greatest warrior this world has ever seen, in return i will sacrifice every man in this world. hahaha


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I get the feeling that this thread is a joke, but if it isn't:

I'm not religious. Easter for me is just an excuse to eat lots and lots of chocolate.

Furthermore, Easter Sunday is the day Jesus was resurrected, so Christians are welcome to celebrate. I guess this is why they never celebrate Good Friday too much.

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At 3/27/05 02:46 AM, fli wrote: Fight with me to help get Newgrounds off the net.

I'm sorry for the triple post, but I just can't set this aside! Why do you hate Newgrounds? It's ot the woners, it's the members who have the problem, and if they think about it logically, you'll find that you are the problem. You are the type people that no one likes and it's small wonder when you think about what you say. You call everyone ignorant, you imply that we're all idiots and you say you're right. I'd laugh if you had to spen eternity in Hell for nut being Muslim and Allah would curse you forever. I know that I'm not Muslim and I blieve in God and Jesus as much as you, but I'd just find it incredibly ironic.

There is one way to stop the "verbal violence" without taking NG off the net. You know how? Stop imposing your religion on us and give us a choice on what to believe. I haven't come to this site in a log time and as soon as I do, I find you cursing me to hell for eating chocalate!!! I would think that God would at least be tolerant for other people's religion as long as when they find out the truth, they apologise. Isn't God always talking about forgivness? It doesn't matter what you believe if you're a good person.

Also, the things that you say "If you don't believe this, you will be sent to Hell". Forgive me if this offends you, but that's a lot like what Hitler did at Auschwiz. He gasses millions of Jews for not believeing the same as him. The whole "Everyone should be Christian and unite and serve God". As honerable as it may sound, it is a lot like Hitler's sloagan "Ein Folk, ein Reich, ein Furher", which translates as "One people, one race, one leader". Surely someone so pure and good and right would find it in their infinate wisdom to forgive almost anything?

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Sorry, looks like it wasn't a triple post! People post quickly, here. BTW, I respect your views _MARY_ ;) Very sensible.

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Easter is just an ordinary day now, i don't find go look for Easter eggs anymore.


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At 3/27/05 10:40 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: LOL. Well, they say he died so we could go to heaven, so they SHOULD celebrate good friday, unless they are ungrateful.

But Christians don't believe in thinking logically.

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You're generlising. I am Chirstain and also very logical. I don't like Science conflicting with religion, either. I like to blend the two together. Science should work with religion, not against.

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At 3/26/05 09:44 PM, FrOzEn_FoX wrote: Many athiests just do it for the chocolate you know, they don't care about the actual holiday, same case with Xmas.

exactly, and even some chirstians only like christmas for the presents

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At 3/27/05 10:54 AM, Mr_Asdf wrote: exactly, and even some chirstians only like christmas for the presents

I like presents!!!


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LoL
So what you're saying is...

Easter is a Demonic Holiday


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Easter gives me the biggest fucking boner ever.

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At 3/27/05 11:08 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 3/27/05 10:54 AM, AirMaan wrote: I don't like Science conflicting with religion, either.
But they don't conflict. Many ideas are interworkable. It's like the notion that Nihilism and Existentialism cannot be operated in unison, but they can. Besides, as science isn't a type of religion, it cannot conflict with religion, just like it cannot conflict with philosophy.

Many religious people don't like science as it puts all ideas of God in Jepordy. Like Evolution. Although I put it down to God experementing and not getting it right first time and modifying. It'd get boring for God to make everything and then just sit there, would it not?

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Jesus your worse than an orthodox christian!

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005


ahh the easter bunny is none other than saten!