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Easter is a Demonic Holiday

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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 28, 2005


At 3/28/05 05:04 AM, genome1 wrote: i think hes either really retarded or just baked or wasted.

...It seems he actually said, or at least implied in his last post that the thread was a joke. (or something like a joke).

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 28, 2005


At 3/28/05 04:14 AM, fli wrote:
At 3/28/05 03:52 AM, HaroFreak wrote:
At 3/27/05 10:54 AM, AirMaan wrote: You're generlising. I am Chirstain and also very logical. I don't like Science conflicting with religion, either. I like to blend the two together. Science should work with religion, not against.
A friend of mine said that it's a very common case for people to forget who created Science. Just because the Universe was started by the Big Bang doesn't mean God wasn't involved. Heck, the Big Bang itself is most probably the same thing as "Let there be Light".
Science is just a word to say the most factually conclusive evidence thus far. It can't be blended with religion cause it works actively, independently, to answer things, prove things wrong, or disprove things.

You're blending of the two is just really a way to say that you're not comfortable confronting some things you may have studied in science. Eh-- why not just stick with the religion? Make things less complicated, cause you're really gonna get things messed up if you try to mix to distinct anwers for the same problems, and trying to hybridize them. (Like what you said with Big Bang and "Let there be light.")

No, it's possible. For example, God caused the Big Bang by lighting a fart. LOL! Seriously, though, He somehow caused a massive exploasion that bagan thought and time. I think he was behind thought, as creating machines that can think for themselves; that can have original thought, in other words, AI. That, to me, seems to nedd a full understanding of everything -- the ability to create life. ironically, we do it all the time. Reproduce. Sex. But to physically make anyone in the convential sence, we need a full understanding of everything as I said. Only one "person" could have such an understanding, God.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 28, 2005


At 3/26/05 11:01 PM, fli wrote:
At 3/26/05 10:56 PM, _Mary_ wrote: You sound jealous.
What do you mean?
Your virginity is the purest thing that you can give to Your Lord, Our God.

And I am glad to say that I have lived twenty three years and resisted all forms of sin. Jesus was chaste.

And am I.

well im glad your chaste but little do people know that jesus actually had a wife and child, Mary Magdeline and Sarah. As you can see in several renaissance paintings, jesus sits next to what is clearly a woman and in most painting they embrace like a couple. the christian church over serveral years rewrote the bible and edited some texts and made mary magdeline a prostitute instead of jesus' loving wife. many of the ancient texts concerning the more human aspects of jesus were either lost or hidden by the church in an effort to censor the bible. Look at the dead sea scrolls. these are just a few of the lost tomes of the bible as it was meant to be. if you want more info, read the book "The Da Vinci Code"

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


At 3/27/05 03:58 PM, Grimport wrote:
At 3/27/05 03:45 PM, AngryCat wrote: i took interest in the one and only true God when i was like 8 years old
The "one and only true god"?

Meaning all other religions are false except yours?

Yes. If Christanity is true, that means that no other religion is. If Hinduism is true, then Islam can't be true. The only exception to my knowledge is Buddhism, which is an athiest religion.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


Jebus is a fag.

FLY EASTERBUNNY FLY!

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


easter is over let this die.


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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


At 3/28/05 10:09 AM, trigger_happy07 wrote:
At 3/26/05 11:01 PM, fli wrote:
At 3/26/05 10:56 PM, _Mary_ wrote: You sound jealous.
What do you mean?
Your virginity is the purest thing that you can give to Your Lord, Our God.

And I am glad to say that I have lived twenty three years and resisted all forms of sin. Jesus was chaste.

And am I.
well im glad your chaste but little do people know that jesus actually had a wife and child, Mary Magdeline and Sarah. As you can see in several renaissance paintings, jesus sits next to what is clearly a woman and in most painting they embrace like a couple. the christian church over serveral years rewrote the bible and edited some texts and made mary magdeline a prostitute instead of jesus' loving wife. many of the ancient texts concerning the more human aspects of jesus were either lost or hidden by the church in an effort to censor the bible. Look at the dead sea scrolls. these are just a few of the lost tomes of the bible as it was meant to be. if you want more info, read the book "The Da Vinci Code"

Yes, I saw that, too. They also made Mary Magdeline a whore because if Jesus had a wife and child, it wouldn't be too unreasonable that the Jesus's bloodline is still around today. La Sang Royal. In which case, it nullefies everything about the Pope, and not to mention that everything about the church would be in the hands of this decendant of Jesus.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


Jebus is a fag.

Jesus wasn't a fag. by all means, he was married to Mary Magdeline

:easter is over let this die.

Except that this thread is no longer about Easter, is it?

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


Jebus is a fag.
Jesus wasn't a fag. by all means, he was married to Mary Magdeline

Saying that, though, I really can't comment on Jebus :P

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


1.) Chocolate is good, not a demonic sign!
2.) Even if it was, it's good
3.) Same stuff as Christmas: noone gives a damn, as long as you get something.

Man, that sounded greedy.


ffs. that is all.

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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 29, 2005


4. Read the rest of the topic.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Feb 19, 2006


At 3/27/05 01:59 PM, jmaster306 wrote: The catholic church has grown fat from it's own gluttony. It is a corrupt body and thus it members can never enter into heaven since they have been tainted by their beliefs.

Strange you seem to have granted yourself the powers to condemn millions of people to hell, you must be a God. Theres me thinking there was only one in your belief system. All religions are corrupt, each holding onto hypocritial views such as holding onto possessions or focusing on death during their apparent "life."

Having true understanding of faith and religion does make him superior to the hethans out there. It's not his fault that he is right and you don't understand. May god have mercy on your soul.

Understanding compassion and that we are all the same under God (so your beliefs claim) means he cannot be superior to anyone, regardless of any understanfin he holds. You believe him to be right, but that is merely because he holds beliefs compatable to yours. This does not make him right, only equally attached to the same faith in a belief system as you, thus it cannot be certain. Faith by its very nature holds in it a possiblity of being wrong, that why its called faith not fact.

My soul is not any gods to place mercy on, afterall if i apprently control my own fate be it by condemning myself to hell or gaining the right to heaven then your God has no choice in the matter other than to bring down the hammer.


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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Feb 19, 2006


At 3/26/05 09:44 PM, RupeeClock wrote: Many athiests just do it for the chocolate you know, they don't care about the actual holiday, same case with Xmas.

thats pretty much what it is. I have a couple atheist friends who celebrate xmas just for presents...

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Feb 19, 2006


No thanks but i celebrate The resurection of our Lord Jesus Christ as a happy holiday not an evil one. speak for yourself


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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Feb 19, 2006


At 3/26/05 09:48 PM, BellClock wrote: Holy Jesus who knew eating some fucking chocolate would get you in Hell for the rest of eternity

hahah, thats what i fuckin thought

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Feb 19, 2006


At 3/29/05 09:35 AM, -KowSik- wrote: Jebus is a fag.

FLY EASTERBUNNY FLY!

you mean JESUS you retard! for all of us stay out of the forums.
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