At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: As a devout Jehovah Witness, I have to say that on this Sunday, while you celebrate this day of great gluttony and inconsonance with demonic symbols of chocolate eggs, you so called “Christians” are breaking the Word of God.

It makes me sad how all of you are celebrating the Day of His Resurrection with obviously demonic idols whose origins are enveloped in pagan sacrifice and wickedness. You “Christians” like the evil Roman Catholics and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.

Though i am not religious myself i find it insulting towards members of my own family that you label the entire roman catholic evil when clearly nutters like yourself are in no position of greatness to judge. One look at this stupid message your trying to convay will probably harm your the perspective of your religion than enhance it. You live in the 21st century where witchcraft, demons and indeed pocessed evil chocolate are a ridiculous notion. We dont believe in medieval nonsense.

You label all atheists ignorant and yet they wouldnt convay a single iota of the sheer arrogance of this statement. Just because someone does not convay your beliefs it is the highest ignorance and selfishness to think you are superior. Not only that but in your devout religious perspective i would point out that your God is the only one who can condem anyone. Not you. Why do you insist on becoming judge and jury to things you have and for that matter no human can comprehend ? Delusions of grandeur. You hold your own religion up as the ideal and infable truth. One might be inclined to think your idolising your religion. Hows that for irony

At 3/27/05 01:21 PM, Born_Slippy wrote: Though i am not religious myself i find it insulting towards members of my own family that you label the entire roman catholic evil when clearly nutters like yourself are in no position of greatness to judge.

The catholic church has grown fat from it's own gluttony. It is a corrupt body and thus it members can never enter into heaven since they have been tainted by their beliefs.

You label all atheists ignorant and yet they wouldnt convay a single iota of the sheer arrogance of this statement. Just because someone does not convay your beliefs it is the highest ignorance and selfishness to think you are superior.

Having true understanding of faith and religion does make him superior to the hethans out there. It's not his fault that he is right and you don't understand. May god have mercy on your soul.

At 3/27/05 10:34 AM, AirMaan wrote:

At 3/27/05 02:46 AM, fli wrote: Fight with me to help get Newgrounds off the net.

I'm sorry for the triple post, but I just can't set this aside! Why do you hate Newgrounds? It's ot the woners, it's the members who have the problem, and if they think about it logically, you'll find that you are the problem. You are the type people that no one likes and it's small wonder when you think about what you say. You call everyone ignorant, you imply that we're all idiots and you say you're right. I'd laugh if you had to spen eternity in Hell for nut being Muslim and Allah would curse you forever. I know that I'm not Muslim and I blieve in God and Jesus as much as you, but I'd just find it incredibly ironic.

The problem with Newgrounds is not the misguided angst ridden emos, running amock of things right here. No, God loves them.

The problem is with the Fulps, who are Satanic people. The need True Christianity© If it was not due to them, more children would be going to church (even if not all of them go to the perfect churches)

It was the demonic forces of Newgrounds that made the member LiveCorpse to do the things what he done. And more recently, there are the events of Jeff Weise. Of course Newgrounds is evil, why would they put "Target Practice" on the front page?

To influence more angsty teens with wickedness.
But I have not lost hope. They have me, and that is why I've sent Wade links of watchtower.org so that they can witness what is True Christianity©

There is one way to stop the "verbal violence" without taking NG off the net. You know how? Stop imposing your religion on us and give us a choice on what to believe. I haven't come to this site in a log time and as soon as I do, I find you cursing me to hell for eating chocalate!!! I would think that God would at least be tolerant for other people's religion as long as when they find out the truth, they apologise. Isn't God always talking about forgivness? It doesn't matter what you believe if you're a good person.

The Devil can cite scripture for his own purpose.
Please, just give God your love, and he will love you back.

Also, the things that you say "If you don't believe this, you will be sent to Hell". Forgive me if this offends you, but that's a lot like what Hitler did at Auschwiz. He gasses millions of Jews for not believeing the same as him. The whole "Everyone should be Christian and unite and serve God". As honerable as it may sound, it is a lot like Hitler's sloagan "Ein Folk, ein Reich, ein Furher", which translates as "One people, one race, one leader". Surely someone so pure and good and right would find it in their infinate wisdom to forgive almost anything?

Hitler was a bad man, don't compare me with him!
You need True Christianity©

At 3/27/05 05:34 AM, fli wrote: You need to be a True Christian®?

And what is a True Christian®?
A True Christian® is not easily decieved by false things.
True Christians® are at peace, and do not depend the evils of anime, or the perils of the way of Emo, or the Satanic music of Marylin Manson and the sultry ways of Spice Girls.
True Christians® are Jehova Witnesses.

You need True Christianity®

that is right out of your crappy little booklet you hand people isnt it? and whats with that ® thing after the word Christianity? what is Christianity some copyrighted advertisement to you? you Jehova Witnesses are full of crap.

At 3/27/05 03:26 PM, AngryCat wrote: that is right out of your crappy little booklet you hand people isnt it? and whats with that ® thing after the word Christianity? what is Christianity some copyrighted advertisement to you? you Jehova Witnesses are full of crap.

I think he's trying to make a point that this thread is a joke.

I suspected as much.

At 3/27/05 03:26 PM, AngryCat wrote: ..what is Christianity some copyrighted advertisement to you? you Jehova Witnesses are full of crap.

No,
True Christian® is not copyrighted. It is a new publication that has come out during Easter, and I will be more then happy to send you one if you give my home mailing address.

I am happy to see you've taken intrest in know the One and Only True God.

At 3/27/05 03:32 PM, Grimport wrote: I think he's trying to make a point that this thread is a joke.

I suspected as much

yeah after reading some of his posts i hope he is joking.

At 3/27/05 03:36 PM, spanishfli wrote: No,
True Christian® is not copyrighted. It is a new publication that has come out during Easter, and I will be more then happy to send you one if you give my home mailing address.

I am happy to see you've taken intrest in know the One and Only True God.

i took interest in the one and only true God when i was like 8 years old, i go to a Christian school. what i am taking interest in right now is why the Jehova Witnesses treat Christianity like advertising a product.

At 3/27/05 03:45 PM, AngryCat wrote: i took interest in the one and only true God when i was like 8 years old, i go to a Christian school. what i am taking interest in right now is why the Jehova Witnesses treat Christianity like advertising a product.

Because it is the only form that most idiotic americans can actually comprehend. Don't blame us because we thought of it first.

At 3/27/05 03:45 PM, AngryCat wrote: i took interest in the one and only true God when i was like 8 years old

The "one and only true god"?

Meaning all other religions are false except yours?

What are you basing this on; the fact that you were raised with it? The fact that it was forced down your throat?

Bigot.

At 3/27/05 03:58 PM, Grimport wrote: The "one and only true god"?

Meaning all other religions are false except yours?

What are you basing this on; the fact that you were raised with it? The fact that it was forced down your throat?

Bigot.

actually i referred to God as that because that is what the other person referred to him as.

At 3/27/05 03:58 PM, Grimport wrote:

At 3/27/05 03:45 PM, AngryCat wrote: i took interest in the one and only true God when i was like 8 years old

The "one and only true god"?

Meaning all other religions are false except yours?

What are you basing this on; the fact that you were raised with it? The fact that it was forced down your throat?

Bigot.

Oye, matey.
There is only one and only one true almighty God. I am happy for AngryCat for genuinly taking intrest in His Salvation by the One and Only One True Almighty God. Godbless AngryCat for removing the Self-Shackles of Atheism for Our Lord. AngryCat, you will find the ways of Jehova satisfactory, you are here to witness a Miracle.

What is more, I sense there is something very wrong with you Grimport. You have not accepted The Lord.

And I beg of you, take AngryCat's example, and at least throw away your ignorance and Witness Jehova!

Yours truly,
Henry

At 3/27/05 04:13 PM, AngryCat wrote: actually i referred to God as that because that is what the other person referred to him as.

You made it sound like a fact, though.

At 3/27/05 04:26 PM, fli wrote: Oye, matey.
There is only one and only one true almighty God. I am happy for AngryCat for genuinly taking intrest in His Salvation by the One and Only One True Almighty God. Godbless AngryCat for removing the Self-Shackles of Atheism for Our Lord. AngryCat, you will find the ways of Jehova satisfactory, you are here to witness a Miracle.

What is more, I sense there is something very wrong with you Grimport. You have not accepted The Lord.

And I beg of you, take AngryCat's example, and at least throw away your ignorance and Witness Jehova!

Yours truly,
Henry

I see the light now! The One True God has truly spoken to me; he said, "Grim, I want you for the US Army". He said this even though I live in Britain.

So now I am off to join the US Army, because although killing as a whole is wrong, it's okay if you kill people who live in different countries, because the chances are, they believe in a different god! Damn foreigners.

I think that my belief is on a very strong standpoint; that the religious proganda I got the most was Christian propaganda. It is illogical, but hell(whoops! I'm going to stop using that word now aren't I?), the whole concept of religion and God is illogical, but that's why we have this thing called faith! The One True God created a universe that doesn't make any sense, so we'd have faith in Him.

It is time....for me to shove propaganda in other people's faces and brutally murder those that are different to me.

God word: Blacks, Asians, Mexicans, gays, Muslims, Buddhists, Hidus and liberals are all satanic. Therefore, we should kill them all in the most painful way possible so they are all sent to hell!

I feel so full of love! THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME!

Well,

This thread isn't getting anymore bites. BTW, I love White Chocolate Rabbits. They're yummy. Well, anyways. Happy Easter everyone.

The Easter Bunny says:

At 3/27/05 05:49 PM, fli wrote: Well,

This thread isn't getting anymore bites. BTW, I love White Chocolate Rabbits. They're yummy. Well, anyways. Happy Easter everyone.

The Easter Bunny says:

teh thread is one big joke, not surprising.

At 3/27/05 05:52 PM, AngryCat wrote: teh thread is one big joke, not surprising.

I know you knew...
Nonetheless,

Are you still intrested in buying True Christianity®? I'm still selling it--
dirt cheap.

Also, the things that you say "If you don't believe this, you will be sent to Hell". Forgive me if this offends you, but that's a lot like what Hitler did at Auschwiz. He gasses millions of Jews for not believeing the same as him. The whole "Everyone should be Christian and unite and serve God". As honerable as it may sound, it is a lot like Hitler's sloagan "Ein Folk, ein Reich, ein Furher", which translates as "One people, one race, one leader". Surely someone so pure and good and right would find it in their infinate wisdom to forgive almost anything?

Hitler was a bad man, don't compare me with him!
You need True Christianity©

clearly you are so righteous that you are above forgiveness. You haven't understood, though. You are not like Hitler, people say things about God that Hitler said about himself. Why is killing millions of jews because of their religion any different to sending millions of jews to hell because they are not Christain. I'm not saying you are Hitler, just that people say that God is like him without really meaning to. They use him to have control over others.

It's funny how you call this site "evil". It's just a load of HTML, how can it be evil?

I also see that you have not commented on my first, slightly longer, post.

At 3/27/05 03:26 PM, AngryCat wrote:

At 3/27/05 05:34 AM, fli wrote:

You need to be a True Christian®?

And what is a True Christian®?
A True Christian® is not easily decieved by false things.
True Christians® are at peace, and do not depend the evils of anime, or the perils of the way of Emo, or the Satanic music of Marylin Manson and the sultry ways of Spice Girls.
True Christians® are Jehova Witnesses.

You need True Christianity®

One, a religion is not a Registered Trademark.

Two, Anime is not evil, it is merely a way of drawing, as in with a pencil. It is a hobby, not a dependance.

What's wrong with Emo? It's only music.

I never liked Maralyn Manson anyway.

I hated the Spice Girls. Always have done, always will. What makes you think that's special? I thought everyone thought like that.
(Can you tell, I've given up numbering?) Why are you adverising Jahova, anyway, and what is it that he witnessed?

Why can't you let people believe what they will? You annoy me, like that. Ever wonder why you get doors slammed in your face? It's 'cos you can't change anyone's religion.

At 3/27/05 05:49 PM, fli wrote: Well,

This thread isn't getting anymore bites. BTW, I love White Chocolate Rabbits. They're yummy. Well, anyways. Happy Easter everyone.

The Easter Bunny says:

What am I, chopped liver?

It's a shame, really, I hate Jahova's Witnesses. I really want to get one and really annoy them as much as they annoy me. Hence the rants.

At 3/27/05 03:32 PM, Grimport wrote: I think he's trying to make a point that this thread is a joke.

I suspected as much.

99.9% of religious threads on NG are a joke. The people who start them do it specifically to make people angry at them. It's fun to watch and participate in. At least, to an extent.

At 3/27/05 08:05 PM, _Mary_ wrote: 99.9% of religious threads on NG are a joke. The people who start them do it specifically to make people angry at them. It's fun to watch and participate in. At least, to an extent.

Oye, Mary...
Up for a game of Devil's Advocate?

Aye,
Looking out for your salvation,
Henry©

So let me guess if i eat chocolate i'll burn in hell? That's bullshit!

i guess this is a joke thread.

At 3/27/05 03:32 PM, Grimport wrote:

At 3/27/05 03:26 PM, AngryCat wrote: that is right out of your crappy little booklet you hand people isnt it? and whats with that ® thing after the word Christianity? what is Christianity some copyrighted advertisement to you? you Jehova Witnesses are full of crap.

I think he's trying to make a point that this thread is a joke.

I hope so. If it is, it's actually pretty funny, if not it's mostly just annoying.

At 3/27/05 10:54 AM, AirMaan wrote: You're generlising. I am Chirstain and also very logical. I don't like Science conflicting with religion, either. I like to blend the two together. Science should work with religion, not against.

A friend of mine said that it's a very common case for people to forget who created Science. Just because the Universe was started by the Big Bang doesn't mean God wasn't involved. Heck, the Big Bang itself is most probably the same thing as "Let there be Light".

At 3/27/05 05:34 AM, fli wrote: And what is a True Christian®?

Whatever it is, it certainly doesn't need the "Copyright".

A True Christian® is not easily decieved by false things.

Define "False".

True Christians® are at peace, and do not depend the evils of anime, or the perils of the way of Emo, or the Satanic music of Marylin Manson and the sultry ways of Spice Girls.

In what way are any of these "Evil"?

The "Anime" you speak of is but a style of drawing, an expression of Art form. Nothing more. However, it is understandable for some people to target SPECIFIC series instead of the whole thing in general, providing that those angry Protesters have a valid reason.

True Christians® are Jehova Witnesses.
You need True Christianity®

Care to explain the two? And is this "True Christianity" you type of... What is it, a book? A way of life? What?

At 3/28/05 03:52 AM, HaroFreak wrote:

At 3/27/05 10:54 AM, AirMaan wrote: You're generlising. I am Chirstain and also very logical. I don't like Science conflicting with religion, either. I like to blend the two together. Science should work with religion, not against.

A friend of mine said that it's a very common case for people to forget who created Science. Just because the Universe was started by the Big Bang doesn't mean God wasn't involved. Heck, the Big Bang itself is most probably the same thing as "Let there be Light".

Science is just a word to say the most factually conclusive evidence thus far. It can't be blended with religion cause it works actively, independently, to answer things, prove things wrong, or disprove things.

You're blending of the two is just really a way to say that you're not comfortable confronting some things you may have studied in science. Eh-- why not just stick with the religion? Make things less complicated, cause you're really gonna get things messed up if you try to mix to distinct anwers for the same problems, and trying to hybridize them. (Like what you said with Big Bang and "Let there be light.")

I assure you, you'll have less time to worry and fret if you just pick just one. It's up to you what you believe in more cause, despite my Henry© persona, I won't tell you which one is right. I can tell you what I believe in more-- Big Bang, Evolution, Homosexuality as a natural thing, etc. But you as a living and independently thinking person should come to your own conclusions.

That was my reason for making my absurdly stupid Henry© persona. Yes, this was all fun and games, but hopefully a few of you understand the message about not observing one's life, not being able to open up, to try to not limit one self to one thought. Of course, don't assume that I wanted to make fun of religious folks, cause I'm not. I think religion is a wonderful beautiful thing, but as the saying goes, too much of a good thing is bad. I was making fun of the extreme right.

So in conclusion, this thread had been a whole lot of fun. I know I pissed SEVERAL folks, but I had reasons. Many of you are smarter then what I originally believed. Some of you are very passionate people, and my message to you is to observe what you've written in the whole context of this thread. Some times the most revealing part about us is what we write "in the moment" so to speak.

And remember folks:
Politics buttsecksed General's ass.

Yours truly,
and looking out for your salvation,
Henry©

At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote:

I urge you folks to do not buy, for the sake of your souls, do not consume the deadly sins of chocolate bunnies.

............ SATAN!!! Bunnies are sooo evil... think before ya say somthin kid...

i think hes either really retarded or just baked or wasted.