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Easter is a Demonic Holiday

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AngryCat
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: As a devout Jehovah Witness, I have to say that on this Sunday, while you celebrate this day of great gluttony and inconsonance with demonic symbols of chocolate eggs, you so called “Christians” are breaking the Word of God.

great yet another person that is offended by easter, its people like you that make us say " holiday bunny" instead of easter bunny. and the chocolate bunnys, eggs, and candy are not demonic on easter, or any other day of the year, next you will probably say that getting two days off of school for this holiday or wrong too. oh im sorry to interupt you, i see your slapping the basket of eggs away from thar 5 year old.
hey arent you that 12 year old that beat up the easter bunny at that mall?

I dont even.

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FatherVenom
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 04:33 AM, AngryCat wrote: the chocolate bunnys, eggs, and candy are not demonic on easter, or any other day of the year,

What could be more sinful than aiding others by helping them to give in to gluttony?

getting two days off of school for this holiday or wrong too.

Sensible schools, like colleges, don't have days off and that's so much better.

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AngryCat
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 04:40 AM, FatherVenom wrote:
At 3/27/05 04:33 AM, AngryCat wrote:
getting two days off of school for this holiday or wrong too.
Sensible schools, like colleges, don't have days off and that's so much better.

you dont like getting days off?

I dont even.

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Gheyz0r
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Henry

Oh Henry

LMAO

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AnzRage
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

lol somebody is going to hell.

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Enoll
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 04:49 AM, AnzRage wrote: lol somebody is going to hell.

I just suddenly for some reason got the feeling someone
was talking about me...

R.I.P LIVECORPSE

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AnzRage
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 04:55 AM, Enoll wrote:
At 3/27/05 04:49 AM, AnzRage wrote: lol somebody is going to hell.
I just suddenly for some reason got the feeling someone
was talking about me...

I think a lot of us here are.

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fli
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 04:45 AM, AngryCat wrote:
At 3/27/05 04:40 AM, FatherVenom wrote:
At 3/27/05 04:33 AM, AngryCat wrote:
getting two days off of school for this holiday or wrong too.
Sensible schools, like colleges, don't have days off and that's so much better.
you dont like getting days off?

Don't you know the orgins of holidays?
Etymology of the word 'holiday'.

a compound of 'holy' and 'day'.
And Roman Catholics have "holy days".

And the Roman Catholics are full of errors and sins.
So 'Holidays' are sinful in nature.

Again, this Jehova Witness has won yet another battle.

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HaroFreak
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 03:14 AM, FatJohnny wrote: You, are a fucking idiot. I hate you stupid christians that push their stupid cunt arse religions on everyone else and say that every other religion is wrong.

Christians don't push Religions. They don't push anyone, they give others an opportunity. Whether the receiver accepts it or not is up to the individual.

By the way, is swearing your only ability when trying to win an argument or insulting someone?

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AngryCat
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

isnt easter technically a "holy day" because it celebrates jesus rising from the dead?

I dont even.

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FatJohnny
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

You, are a fucking idiot. I hate you stupid christians that push their stupid cunt arse religions on everyone else and say that every other religion is wrong.

Christians don't push Religions. They don't push anyone, they give others an opportunity. Whether the receiver accepts it or not is up to the individual.

A lot of christians dont, a lot do. Like those annoying Jahovas witnesses that come to your door giving you pamphlets and just wont go the fuck away.

By the way, is swearing your only ability when trying to win an argument or insulting someone?

No, I just get a little pissed off sometimes.

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Enoll
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:05 AM, HaroFreak wrote: By the way, is swearing your only ability when trying to win an argument or insulting someone?

Guess not.
But we all know it's so god damned fucking fun to swear all the fucking time.
wee wee..poo...doodle...

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HaroFreak
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:14 AM, FatJohnny wrote: A lot of christians dont, a lot do. Like those annoying Jahovas witnesses that come to your door giving you pamphlets and just wont go the fuck away.

Hm... It never happened to me nor anyone I know, so I won't know how it feels.

No, I just get a little pissed off sometimes.

Ah...

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Darklilangel23
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

for all christians

FUCK JESUS
fuck him up the ass with a rubber cross with no lube
fuck jesus and fuck the holy father and may i burn forever in hell fuck god

Dark Kisses In Sweet Places

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Enoll
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:16 AM, HaroFreak wrote:
At 3/27/05 05:14 AM, FatJohnny wrote: A lot of christians dont, a lot do. Like those annoying Jahovas witnesses that come to your door giving you pamphlets and just wont go the fuck away.
Hm... It never happened to me nor anyone I know, so I won't know how it feels.

the fuckers come to my place once a week..
after I chase them off win some sort of sharp
object the bastards go and stick thier damned
magazines in my letter box.

R.I.P LIVECORPSE

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Maus
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:18 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: for all christians

FUCK JESUS
fuck him up the ass with a rubber cross with no lube
fuck jesus and fuck the holy father and may i burn forever in hell fuck god

But not Mary?

Hmmm.

I THINK YOU'RE QUEER! YEAH!

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Darklilangel23
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:19 AM, Maus wrote:
At 3/27/05 05:18 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: for all christians

FUCK JESUS
fuck him up the ass with a rubber cross with no lube
fuck jesus and fuck the holy father and may i burn forever in hell fuck god
But not Mary?

Hmmm.

I THINK YOU'RE QUEER! YEAH!

hey btw im sorry for acting like a idiot the other day and arguing with u over my sig i was really attached to it maus

Dark Kisses In Sweet Places

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HaroFreak
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:20 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: hey btw im sorry for acting like a idiot the other day and arguing with u over my sig i was really attached to it maus

Don't you just love Double meanings?

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Gheyz0r
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:18 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: for all christians

FUCK JESUS
fuck him up the ass with a rubber cross with no lube
fuck jesus and fuck the holy father and may i burn forever in hell fuck god

Dude, you're just too damn edgy, tone it down before you blow everyone's minds

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Darklilangel23
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:22 AM, HaroFreak wrote:
At 3/27/05 05:20 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: hey btw im sorry for acting like a idiot the other day and arguing with u over my sig i was really attached to it maus
Don't you just love Double meanings?

no i was wrong but i should have at least been told about it
email or whatever ya know instead of me putting the sig back on and geting banned for it

Dark Kisses In Sweet Places

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Enoll
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:19 AM, Maus wrote: But not Mary?

Hail Mary - John John

Easter is a Demonic Holiday

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HaroFreak
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: no i was wrong but i should have at least been told about it
email or whatever ya know instead of me putting the sig back on and geting banned for it

Actually, I was referring to Maus's creative Sig, which contains a pun due to the over-use of the word "Tit" as the sensitive part of a Woman's chest in common English today.

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Darklilangel23
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:26 AM, Enoll wrote:
At 3/27/05 05:19 AM, Maus wrote: But not Mary?
Hail Mary - John John

well fuck mary too not the mod but the fictious mary mother of god
fuck her up her lying cunt with a broken off plunger

what person really belives a woman can actively get pregnant and why hasnt god sent any more of his children to stop us from our own destruction huh?
cus we are failures in the eyes of god so fuck god fuck jesus

hey what kinda cartoon is that?

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Maus
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: email or whatever ya know instead of me putting the sig back on and geting banned for it

Funny, since I didn't ban you. Queerball.

At 3/27/05 05:27 AM, HaroFreak wrote: Actually, I was referring to Maus's creative Sig, which contains a pun due to the over-use of the word "Tit" as the sensitive part of a Woman's chest in common English today.

Why thank yas! :)

TheShrike made it for me. Long ago. I'm not inclined to change it, either. :D

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Maus
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:29 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: what person really belives a woman can actively get pregnant

I'm Christian, and I don't believe that.

*biew biew*

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Enoll
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:29 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: hey what kinda cartoon is that?

It's not from a toon.
It's frpm the works of John john Jesse.
Look them up sometime.

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fli
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

Darklilangel23, why the anger? Why the blasphemy and sacralige? Why do you invoke God like that when prayer would suffice?

I know you have problems, I understand what teenage angst is all about. And that is why you need Jesus.

You need to be a True Christian®?

And what is a True Christian®?
A True Christian® is not easily decieved by false things.
True Christians® are at peace, and do not depend the evils of anime, or the perils of the way of Emo, or the Satanic music of Marylin Manson and the sultry ways of Spice Girls.
True Christians® are Jehova Witnesses.

You need True Christianity®

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Darklilangel23
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

At 3/27/05 05:34 AM, fli wrote: Darklilangel23, why the anger? Why the blasphemy and sacralige? Why do you invoke God like that when prayer would suffice?

first of all fuck your whore mary mother of god fuck her with a plunger and shoved up her ass

fuck jesus with a cross shoved up a nuns cunt and then fucked jesus in the ass with it

fuck god if hes so powerful and holier than thou why doesnt he come down and do soemthing about the suffering in the world
80 million infected with Aids in africa people dying by the thousands daily
Wars Genocides courruption in goverment

fuck all of gods creations he doesnt exist if he did i wouldnt be here being able to say this

fuck you for bring relgion into this fuck jesus fuck jesus and fuck you

im jewish we killed jesus and loved it bitch

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FatJohnny
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

^^ w3rd bitch, fuck jesus. Fli, if this 'God' is so great. Then why the fuck doesn't he do something?

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BellClock
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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 27, 2005

Easter makes children happy. Chocolate is yummy. That's all there is to it

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