you will not go to Hell for celebrating Easter
once you have been saved nothing can take you from God's hands
its in the Bible read it and maybe you would understand the true meaning of God's Word
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Easter is a Demonic Holiday
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At 3/27/05 01:43 AM, jmaster306 wrote: What and let the teenagers do drugs and have group sex as well? I sinful practices is still sinfull regardless of the "intentions."
So anyone who has killed ANYTHING is going to hell?
"Thou shalt not kill"...hmm doesn't say only humans.
Angels sin, God sins..fuck it...everyone sins.
It's not our fault you belive in a largley flawed religion.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: snip
sounds like someone didn't get candy
At 3/27/05 01:46 AM, Enoll wrote:At 3/27/05 01:43 AM, jmaster306 wrote: What and let the teenagers do drugs and have group sex as well? I sinful practices is still sinfull regardless of the "intentions."So anyone who has killed ANYTHING is going to hell?
"Thou shalt not kill"...hmm doesn't say only humans.
Angels sin, God sins..fuck it...everyone sins.
It's not our fault you belive in a largley flawed religion.
ahh but there is where your wrong God is holy he has never sined and he never will God has always been without him we would never have been created evolution is a false belief that was made by Charles Darwin but even Mr. Darwin himself turned on his own religion
At 3/27/05 01:40 AM, Enoll wrote: Stupidity in this thread just got that little bit higher.
It's too much to deal with, even for me.
I'm going to rape your Father, and little sister if you have one then
most probably any pets you have. Let's see how you like me then.
Tisk tisk tisk, perhaps you should venture into the political forum if you want to keep threatening me ;) If you really want to defile my father you should know he is old, fat and very unappealing. May god have mercy on you.
At 3/27/05 01:46 AM, Enoll wrote: So anyone who has killed ANYTHING is going to hell?
"Thou shalt not kill"...hmm doesn't say only humans.
Angels sin, God sins..fuck it...everyone sins.
It's not our fault you belive in a largley flawed religion.
Yes, some religions are flawed by making imperfect of a perfect god.
But some religions are perfect by following the Bible perfectly.
And that is why you have to at least click on
watchtower.org at least once, and please put some patience.
At 3/27/05 01:50 AM, Omega101 wrote: ahh but there is where your wrong God is holy he has never sined and he never will
Oh, you mean like the high court judges can't break laws?
Oh...wait...they can.
It's ok...God can just kill billions of people, no skin off my nose.
At 3/27/05 01:50 AM, jmaster306 wrote: If you really want to defile my father you should know he is old, fat and very unappealing.
All the better honey.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 3/27/05 01:53 AM, fli wrote: But some religions are perfect by following the Bible perfectly.
And that is why you have to at least click on
watchtower.org at least once, and please put some patience.
I'd rather go here: www.evilbible.com
At 3/26/05 10:44 PM, _Mary_ wrote: I prefer God to both. Thanks for offering.
Jesus is God.
At 3/27/05 12:21 AM, ArtistJ wrote: I have read The entire NIV version of the Bibbe.
Ooo ArtistJ is a pagan wizard who reads books he conjures from the dark realm.
(What's this? Telegram? ArtistJ meant he's read the Bible? Why would he want to read that misinterpreted and wrongfully translated collection of parables? He was making a point about how religions are similar? But that doesn't prove anything.)
At 3/27/05 01:33 AM, Enoll wrote: OMFG HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!
*laughs so hard he cries*
That's right people. Don't buy chocolate. The official non-demonic sweet for the Resurection is a hot cross bun.
At 3/27/05 01:57 AM, FatherVenom wrote: The official non-demonic sweet for the Resurection is a hot cross bun.
Unleavened, of course. LOL.
if when you say billions of people you mean the great flood then God did that because the world had transgressed he destroyed the people and promised that he would never send a flood again your comparison between God and judges is purely flawed as God is omnipotent and humans are merely creations of God He is the most powerful being in the universe
Haha...
religious people
http://www.nothingnice.com/ind...1&totalRows_Recordset2=231
Entertaining the Dull witted internet masses that haven't caught onto
the joke of this topic is fun.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 3/27/05 02:00 AM, Omega101 wrote: if when you say billions of people you mean the great flood then God did that because the world had transgressed he destroyed the people and promised that he would never send a flood again your comparison between God and judges is purely flawed as God is omnipotent and humans are merely creations of God He is the most powerful being in the universe
Don't forget what happend to Sodom and Gomorrah, god leveled those towns. Not to mention the egyptians as they tried to recapture the fleeing jews.
At 3/27/05 02:04 AM, Enoll wrote: Entertaining the Dull witted internet masses that haven't caught onto
the joke of this topic is fun.
Shhhhhhh...... =P
At 3/27/05 01:59 AM, Maus wrote:At 3/27/05 01:57 AM, FatherVenom wrote: The official non-demonic sweet for the Resurection is a hot cross bun.Unleavened, of course. LOL.
Actually it doesn't really matter. The cross is the important part.
Honestly though, who knew this before I told them?
At 3/27/05 02:04 AM, Enoll wrote: Haha...
religious people
http://www.nothingnice.com/ind...1&totalRows_Recordset2=231
Entertaining the Dull witted internet masses that haven't caught onto
the joke of this topic is fun.
This better not be a n00b trap. Because if it is I fell right for it.
At 3/27/05 02:13 AM, Tekmaster wrote: This better not be a n00b trap. Because if it is I fell right for it.
There needs to be some sort of word for self ownage...
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 3/27/05 02:13 AM, Tekmaster wrote: This better not be a n00b trap. Because if it is I fell right for it.
Spend some time in the political forum, you will see that we indeed take religion seriously here on NG. Now run along and do some reading, look for a thread with an assload of posts.
At 3/27/05 02:18 AM, Enoll wrote:At 3/27/05 02:13 AM, Tekmaster wrote: This better not be a n00b trap. Because if it is I fell right for it.There needs to be some sort of word for self ownage...
At least I admitted the fact, and I promise to be more vigilant in the future.
Actually, I was hoping this was a trap, because it would be quite sad if it wasn't.
Hopefully we can finish this page quickly and the normal General poster won't even notice that we spilled the beans here.
At 3/27/05 02:19 AM, jmaster306 wrote: Spend some time in the political forum, you will see that we indeed take religion seriously here on NG. Now run along and do some reading, look for a thread with an assload of posts.
That's like...60% of the threads there, LOL.
At 3/27/05 02:40 AM, Maus wrote: That's like...60% of the threads there, LOL.
And a god reason why I stick largley to the general forums.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 3/27/05 01:40 AM, Enoll wrote:
If i don't post in thisd thread again it's beacuse you're so stupid it has
given me a headache.
Now you just need a pic to represent that...
At 3/27/05 02:13 AM, Tekmaster wrote:At 3/27/05 02:04 AM, Enoll wrote: Haha...This better not be a n00b trap. Because if it is I fell right for it.
religious people
http://www.nothingnice.com/ind...1&totalRows_Recordset2=231
Entertaining the Dull witted internet masses that haven't caught onto
the joke of this topic is fun.
It did look suspicious.
Look,
I've CALLED LAWYERS, and I think I have a case against New Grounds for advancing violence, and other things wicked and sinful in that nature.
My evidence:
"Target Practice".
Obviously, the Fulps want to create a Pandemoniam with this piece of violent expose.
And least we forget, LivingCorpse, who was influenced by Newgrounds to not only try to murder his friend, but the cops, before he tragically ended the life that will eventually put him to Hell.
Please folks, for this "Easter", I urge you to pledge a Renewal of Life to the Ways of Jesus.
Fight with me to help get Newgrounds off the net.
Yours lovingly,
Henry.
At 3/27/05 02:46 AM, fli wrote: Fight with me to help get Newgrounds off the net.
Yours lovingly,
Henry.
I'll sodomise your lawyers too.
<3
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 3/27/05 02:50 AM, Enoll wrote: I'll sodomise your lawyers too.
<3
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
<3
At 3/27/05 02:53 AM, RedCircle wrote:At 3/27/05 02:50 AM, Enoll wrote: I'll sodomise your lawyers too.Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
<3
<3
Ummm.. Thank you for.... sharing that with us RC.
At 3/27/05 02:53 AM, RedCircle wrote:At 3/27/05 02:50 AM, Enoll wrote: I'll sodomise your lawyers too.Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
<3
<3
Only on the outside RC....
Now THAT'S something to think about.
<3
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.
You, are a fucking idiot. I hate you stupid christians that push their stupid cunt arse religions on everyone else and say that every other religion is wrong, religions are founded on lies and bullshit.
Stop the bitching, god isn't real, the Easter Bunny isn't evil. Shut the fuck up and eat your eggs.
At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: It makes me sad how all of you are celebrating the Day of His Resurrection with obviously demonic idols
But those demonic idols are so damn tasty!
