At 9/23/20 03:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish my fucking landlord would leave the porch light off.
Granted, the landlord removes all porch lights and outside light sources and it's just a little bit spooky and insufficiently lit.
You later find out it's because they've gone fucking crazy, and they're trying to welcome in demons who might be warded off by the light. The demons aren't real, but the landlord's insanity certainly is. The longer you linger there, the tighter their grip coils around their tenants. Eventually they'll outright refuse people's requests to leave. Tenants don't formally break leases anymore, they escape...and if you weren't among the first five people to move out, this shitbag will become increasingly hostile and paranoid to keep you there...if you hesitate still, they'll keep you there for as long as it takes. Find where you've fled, and reel you back in.
I wish I didn't need energy drinks anymore, because I was just naturally energetic.