At 9/18/19 04:27 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish news shows and websites would stop using the word "shocking" unless it pertains to lightning and/or electricity.
A punderstorm is coming.
At 9/18/19 09:34 PM, SkumoMcbee wrote: I wish for unending suffering and eternal pain.
I wish to know how the bloody fucking hell I'm supposed to corrupt this.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 9/19/19 12:18 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 9/18/19 09:34 PM, SkumoMcbee wrote: I wish for unending suffering and eternal pain.I wish to know how the bloody fucking hell I'm supposed to corrupt this.
You are now an immortal paraplegic who can never sleep and has to listen to Nickelback saying "yeah yeah" over and over again.
Plus any physical pain you feel is so minuscule that it barely even registers.
Basically you're just bored as fuck.
I wish for flying vehicles powered by ion propulsion.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 9/19/19 12:50 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish for flying vehicles powered by ion propulsion.
Grantd, all vehikkles r pooshed by a man calld Ian off a cliff.
I wish I culd spel proppa.
At 9/19/19 01:24 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish I culd spel proppa.
"Proppa" is the only word that you can spell properly.
I wish that the HIV/AIDS virus didn't exist.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 9/19/19 03:04 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 9/19/19 01:24 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish I culd spel proppa."Proppa" is the only word that you can spell properly.
I wish that the HIV/AIDS virus didn't exist.
Granted . Everyone is fucking
I wish for pico 3 instead
At 9/19/19 03:58 PM, WonderSchwifty wrote: Everyone is fucking
How is that a bad thing?
Unless you literally mean EVERYONE...
I wish for pico 3 instead
Sega re-releases the Pico console and calls it the "Pico 3"
I wish for an actual, finished sequel to Pico's School.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 9/19/19 07:01 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish for an actual, finished sequel to Pico's School.
STORY: 20 years later. Pico is finally out of prison, whither he went for saving everyone's arses the first time around. Nene has killed herself in the meantime. Darnell perished in a freak accident involving a fire-spewing dong. Cassandra's people have conquered the Earth. Good luck.
I wish everyone really was fucking.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 9/19/19 07:01 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 9/19/19 03:58 PM, WonderSchwifty wrote: Everyone is fuckingHow is that a bad thing?
Unless you literally mean EVERYONE...
I wish for pico 3 insteadSega re-releases the Pico console and calls it the "Pico 3"
I wish for an actual, finished sequel to Pico's School.
It doesn't get released .
I wish the Duke who liked me could talk to me .
At 9/20/19 08:17 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish everyone really was fucking.
China launches their world wide invasion, led by the great military leader Fuc-King Wong. It is successful, wiping out the entirety of the eastern and western world. To applaud their great success, all children are ordering to be named after their new benefactor.
What ensues are several decades of people saying “Hewwo Fuc-King Smith!” “Hewwo Fuc-King Jones!” to each other.
At 9/20/19 11:43 AM, WonderSchwifty wrote: I wish the Duke who liked me could talk to me.
Granted. He has Tourette’s, a drooling lisp and has a tendency to scream in people’s faces. Enjoy!
I wish Wonderschwifty would follow and respond to the last reply in the thread, rather than to the person who responds to her posts in her feed.
At 9/20/19 12:17 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:At 9/20/19 08:17 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish everyone really was fucking.China launches their world wide invasion, led by the great military leader Fuc-King Wong. It is successful, wiping out the entirety of the eastern and western world. To applaud their great success, all children are ordering to be named after their new benefactor.
What ensues are several decades of people saying “Hewwo Fuc-King Smith!” “Hewwo Fuc-King Jones!” to each other.
At 9/20/19 11:43 AM, WonderSchwifty wrote: I wish the Duke who liked me could talk to me.Granted. He has Tourette’s, a drooling lisp and has a tendency to scream in people’s faces. Enjoy!
I wish Wonderschwifty would follow and respond to the last reply in the thread, rather than to the person who responds to her posts in her feed.
Granted , i did that but NG is weird with notifications and shit
I wish that there was fan art of underrated characters
At 9/20/19 12:18 PM, WonderSchwifty wrote:At 9/20/19 12:17 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish Wonderschwifty would follow and respond to the last reply in the thread, rather than to the person who responds to her posts in her feed.Granted , i did that but NG is weird with notifications and shit
Just fucking go to the thread and check.
I wish that there was fan art of underrated characters
There is. I've seen at least one rendering of thisguy.jpg.
I wish this guy finally got SevenSeize McDonald's.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 9/21/19 05:44 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish this guy finally got SevenSeize McDonald's.
They fly off to get married...and the plane crashes.
I wish that the red text theme made it easier to tell the difference between the read and unread parts.
(No pun intended.)
A truly prophetic sig...
A truly prophetic sig...
At 11/6/19 05:41 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish this thread hadn't died...
bruh
At 9/22/19 01:16 AM, Painbringer wrote:
I wish that the red text theme made it easier to tell the difference between the read and unread parts.
(No pun intended.)
Granted. Read texts have the same colour as the background. Who needs to read the same stuff twice?
I wish I had the ability to alter one decision I made in the past.
At 11/7/19 10:52 AM, Sobolev wrote:At 9/22/19 01:16 AM, Painbringer wrote:I wish that the red text theme made it easier to tell the difference between the read and unread parts.Granted. Read texts have the same colour as the background. Who needs to read the same stuff twice?
(No pun intended.)
I wish I had the ability to alter one decision I made in the past.
To quote a wise man: The course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw.
I wish Douglas Adams was still alive.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 11/7/19 12:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish Douglas Adams was still alive.
Granted. But now he's forced to write the PG censored, basic cable version of Blue Velvet. Gotta admit though, Frank Booth's infamous line "Baby wants to copulate" has never sounded more wholesome.
I wish I hadn't bought a bootleg pack of trading cards from an Eastern Block distributor. Yugioh? More like Yugislavioh.
At 11/8/19 04:44 AM, axehandle-stain wrote:At 11/7/19 12:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:I wish Douglas Adams was still alive.Granted. But now he's forced to write the PG censored, basic cable version of Blue Velvet. Gotta admit though, Frank Booth's infamous line "Baby wants to copulate" has never sounded more wholesome.
I wish I hadn't bought a bootleg pack of trading cards from an Eastern Block distributor. Yugioh? More like Yugislavioh.
Granted but its always real instead of bootlegs
I wish that i could play some games right now
At 11/8/19 05:08 AM, WonderSchwifty wrote:
I wish that i could play some games right now
Granted.
I wish there was no global warming.
At 11/8/19 07:05 AM, Sobolev wrote:
I wish there was no global warming.
Granted.
From now on all greenhouse gases are boosting the heat emission from Earth to outer space.
I wish that mankind would finally become responsible in its actions towards the Earth and nature.
Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!
And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!
At 11/8/19 08:24 AM, HerbieG wrote: I wish that mankind would finally become responsible in its actions towards the Earth and nature.
Granted. They construct a superrobot in order to kill all of humanity.
Said superrobot then forgets about that and instead creates threads on the NG BBS such as this one.
I wish @SevenSeize came back.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 11/8/19 10:21 AM, Wafflesmash wrote:At 11/8/19 10:08 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:Granted, but she returns as the actual seven seas and decides to drown everyone.At 11/8/19 08:24 AM, HerbieG wrote: I wish that mankind would finally become responsible in its actions towards the Earth and nature.Granted. They construct a superrobot in order to kill all of humanity.
Said superrobot then forgets about that and instead creates threads on the NG BBS such as this one.
I wish @SevenSeize came back.
I wish people didn't complain about kids video games as if they are the sole most important thing on the planet
Granted but those people will now have the same mentality over video games much similar too Jack Thomson's.
I wish I had a more Expanded on Long Term memory
At 11/8/19 07:13 PM, Ricoculous wrote:
I wish idiots weren't allowed to drive.
Granted. Riding a bicycle isn't really driving. And there are so many ways to fuck up.
I wish I was a High Court Judge.
At 11/9/19 04:28 AM, Sobolev wrote:At 11/8/19 07:13 PM, Ricoculous wrote:I wish idiots weren't allowed to drive.Granted. Riding a bicycle isn't really driving. And there are so many ways to fuck up.
I wish I was a High Court Judge.
Since you didn't specify which, we'll put you in the High Court of Botswana.
I wish for a dish of a fish.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 11/9/19 06:38 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for a dish of a fish.
Granted, but the dish of fish for which you wished is not delish - it’s frankly hellish, and not something you relish.
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done.
At 11/9/19 07:35 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:At 11/9/19 06:38 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for a dish of a fish.Granted, but the dish of fish for which you wished is not delish - it’s frankly hellish, and not something you relish.
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done.
granted but you did it in september and the stuffs now cold beacuse of being in the attic for a while
i wish i wasnt drawing terrably now
At 11/9/19 07:37 AM, WonderSchwifty wrote: i wish i wasnt drawing terrably now
You're drawing terribly instead.
Seriously, though, you've improved like hell.
I wish I could stop being a grammar nazi.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 11/9/19 08:44 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I could stop being a grammar nazi.
Granted.
Switching you to a different type of nazi:
I wish I was still able to learn how to make games.
Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!
And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!
At 11/9/19 01:54 PM, HerbieG wrote:At 11/9/19 08:44 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:I wish I could stop being a grammar nazi.Granted.
Switching you to a different type of nazi:
I wish I was still able to learn how to make games.
Granted, but you can only make endless copies of Candy Crush.
I wish for Phallus Magnificus right now.
F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny
F*ck SCOTUS
