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Corrupt a Wish

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-03 19:10:35


I Wish I Could Get Super Smash Bros. Ultimate


follow me plz

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-03 21:09:20


At 10/3/20 07:10 PM, SumKidWhoFartz wrote: I Wish I Could Get Super Smash Bros. Ultimate


(You forgot to corrupt the wish above.)


Granted, you get a beta copy without most of the characters or features.


I wish I could understand all human languages fluently.


tired of people who haven't played FE insulting it

i need to go outside more often...

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-04 06:32:38


At 10/3/20 06:31 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that people can literally talk out of their ass.


That's called ventriloquism, and the donkeys are not amused.


At 10/3/20 09:09 PM, WhiteCheddarKasai wrote: I wish I could understand all human languages fluently.


Du er ei jævla fitte.


I wish for a bottle of the finest whisky of Scotland.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-04 09:27:39 (edited 2020-10-04 09:33:07)


At 10/4/20 09:12 AM, olskoo wrote: I wish my bird would talk.


The manner in which your bird talks upsets you immensely and it's impossible to get rid of it.


I wish I could freely and immediately punch anyone without consequence.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-04 09:51:22


At 10/4/20 09:27 AM, Urichov wrote:
At 10/4/20 09:12 AM, olskoo wrote: I wish my bird would talk.
The manner in which your bird talks upsets you immensely and it's impossible to get rid of it.

I wish I could freely and immediately punch anyone without consequence.


Your punches are so weak nobody notices.


I wish I could catch typos before I hit "post".


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-04 15:17:16


At 10/4/20 09:51 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 10/4/20 09:27 AM, Urichov wrote:
At 10/4/20 09:12 AM, olskoo wrote: I wish my bird would talk.
The manner in which your bird talks upsets you immensely and it's impossible to get rid of it.

I wish I could freely and immediately punch anyone without consequence.
Your punches are so weak nobody notices.

I wish I could catch typos before I hit "post".

granted, but everytime you poast, post malone comes to your house and shoves you in his urethra

i wish i could do a kamehameha


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

Vote Thread Of The Year 2022

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-04 15:25:39


At 10/4/20 03:17 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
i wish i could do a kamehameha


Granted. However, you use up too much of your energy and have a heart attack.


I wish people can drink as much as they want and never have to worry about getting drunk or liver failure.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-05 12:30:02


At 10/4/20 04:30 PM, olskoo wrote:
At 10/4/20 03:25 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish people can drink as much as they want and never have to worry about getting drunk or liver failure.
Granted. But since alcohol no longer has intoxicating effects everyone switches to heroin.

I wish I could read minds.


You go mad from the revelation.


I wish DrunkGecko could stop speaking his mind.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-05 15:22:19


At 10/5/20 03:17 PM, UggoSonno wrote:
At 10/5/20 12:30 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish DrunkGecko could stop speaking his mind.
DrunkGecko Stops it but as a cost his mind is in everyone’s mind now

I wish everyone was the 1 percent


Granted. The human race is dead as everybody had only 1 percent of their body left.


I wish stupidity was used as a power source.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-05 16:17:05


At 10/5/20 03:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish stupidity was used as a power source.


Granted. The people being used for their stupidity decide they are unhappy with this arrangement and end up killing every smart person on the planet in a violent revolution.


I wish the black plague resurfaced in Rhode Island.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-06 09:25:45


At 10/5/20 04:17 PM, Urichov wrote: I wish the black plague resurfaced in Rhode Island.


It still fails to do Trump in.


I wish Cthulhu was President of the United States.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-06 09:35:39


At 10/6/20 09:25 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish Cthulhu was President of the United States.


Granted. Among his various atrocities to the world is the ruination of tea, beer and Germany as a whole.


I wish it was legal everywhere to do walking around in public naked.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-09 18:36:17


At 10/8/20 10:35 PM, olskoo wrote:
At 10/6/20 09:35 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish it was legal everywhere to do walking around in public naked.
Granted. The garment industry collapses ruining all the third world countries that rely on it for revenue.

I wish I invented Facebook.


Now you're the world's biggest arsehole.


I wish Facebook had never been invented.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-09 18:50:31


At 10/9/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish Facebook had never been invented.


Everything Facebook has done wrong in this timeline is instead done by Myspace in your proposed timeline.


I wish I had the time and resources to listen to every piece of music in human history, past, present, and future.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-09 19:12:46


At 10/9/20 06:50 PM, Urichov wrote:
I wish I had the time and resources to listen to every piece of music in human history, past, present, and future.


Granted. By the time you're done, everyone you cared about is long dead.


I wish that all of the pollution in the world was stopped, cleaned up, and the planet to reverse its global warming as a result.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-17 10:07:46


At 10/9/20 07:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that all of the pollution in the world was stopped, cleaned up, and the planet to reverse its global warming as a result.


Granted. We're back in the Ice Age now


I wish my ex would perish


Just give me the Pulitzer right now. The competition's over, close the entries, I'd like to thank everyone who lost

Epic lock

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-17 10:28:08


At 10/17/20 10:07 AM, LiliumDanceOfLies wrote:
At 10/9/20 07:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that all of the pollution in the world was stopped, cleaned up, and the planet to reverse its global warming as a result.
Granted. We're back in the Ice Age now

I wish my ex would perish


Your ex is murdered. The police find you posted this wish here, and you're tried as the instigator.


I wish As I Lay Dying had continued without Tim.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-17 10:45:54


At 10/17/20 10:28 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish As I Lay Dying had continued without Tim.


Granted. However a change in directors changed the genre halfway through, ruining it in the eyes of many.


I wish esports became part of the Olympics. (it's on the table, but not part of it yet)

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-20 15:34:09


At 10/17/20 10:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 10/17/20 10:28 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish As I Lay Dying had continued without Tim.
Granted. However a change in directors changed the genre halfway through, ruining it in the eyes of many.

I wish esports became part of the Olympics. (it's on the table, but not part of it yet)


Esports are now a part of the olympics.

Olympics are indefinitely postponed due to covid concerns. (All of them)


I wish for -1 wishes


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-24 22:07:14


At 10/20/20 03:34 PM, Geekygami wrote:
I wish for -1 wishes


Granted. Now every wish you make, regardless of how good your intentions, ends up with nothing but negative results.


I wish that Morocco went to war with New Zealand. As in right now, during this pandemic.

Yeah, I pretty much picked two countries at random for this

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-10-25 06:49:31


At 10/24/20 10:07 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Morocco went to war with New Zealand. As in right now, during this pandemic.


Granted. New Zealand and Morocco's population decreases to 0


I wish I can become Neo Anderson


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-04 11:38:29


At 10/25/20 06:49 AM, SirKaotik wrote: I wish I can become Neo Anderson


Granted but we don't live in the matrix so I'm afraid you're stuck with the blue pill my friend.


I wish for rain.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-04 11:52:24


At 11/4/20 11:38 AM, Urichov wrote: I wish for rain.


Granted. The city you live in gets flooded


I wish Isaac Newton never discovered gravity


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-04 14:38:06


At 11/4/20 11:38 AM, Urichov wrote:
I wish for rain.


Granted. A severe thunderstorm just cancelled this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Hey, you didn't say when or where.


I wish everything you could buy with money right now is now free.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-04 16:48:55


At 11/4/20 02:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. A severe thunderstorm just cancelled this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Hey, you didn't say when or where.

I wish everything you could buy with money right now is now free.


Granted but this causes a massive uproar leading to people actively killing each other over luxury products

You are included in the death toll


I wish I had some goddamn Olive Garden breadsticks


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-04 20:40:38


At 11/4/20 04:48 PM, EggDef wrote:
At 11/4/20 02:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. A severe thunderstorm just cancelled this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Hey, you didn't say when or where.

I wish everything you could buy with money right now is now free.
Granted but this causes a massive uproar leading to people actively killing each other over luxury products
You are included in the death toll

I wish I had some goddamn Olive Garden breadsticks


Granted, but since you pissed off the waiter by saying his haircut is lame and stupid, not only did he spit on the breadsticks, but he also rubbed his nuts with it. Breadsticks? More like bread dicks, am I right? Bon Appetit.


I wish Assy Mcgee came back on Adult Swim.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-04 21:38:05


At 11/4/20 08:40 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:
I wish Assy Mcgee came back on Adult Swim.


Granted. But it's only for one episode, with a screentime of exactly one frame and being in the background.


I wish they breed pot plants with tea plants to create a new plant with both of their qualities, and they use said new plant as a new tea variety.

Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-06 13:16:53


At 11/4/20 08:40 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: Granted, but since you pissed off the waiter by saying his haircut is lame and stupid, not only did he spit on the breadsticks, but he also rubbed his nuts with it. Breadsticks? More like bread dicks, am I right? Bon Appetit.


You're supposed to corrupt the wish

I see nothing wrong with this situation


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-06 15:10:45 (edited 2020-11-06 15:19:17)


At 11/6/20 01:16 PM, EggDef wrote:
At 11/4/20 08:40 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: Granted, but since you pissed off the waiter by saying his haircut is lame and stupid, not only did he spit on the breadsticks, but he also rubbed his nuts with it. Breadsticks? More like bread dicks, am I right? Bon Appetit.
You're supposed to corrupt the wish
I see nothing wrong with this situation


LOL my bad. I guess I could add some more to it. Like, getting sick from the tainted food.


At 11/4/20 09:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/4/20 08:40 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:
I wish Assy Mcgee came back on Adult Swim.
Granted. But it's only for one episode, with a screentime of exactly one frame and being in the background.

I wish they breed pot plants with tea plants to create a new plant with both of their qualities, and they use said new plant as a new tea variety.


Granted, but breeding new plants to make a super tea plant is like playing god, and we all know what happened in Jurassic Park. One wrong move and the tea plant turns into a super tea plant that kinda looks like Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors. The Tea Plant lures people in with tea, but then eats them whole. The world is doomed.


I wish Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 would hurry up and come out already.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2020-11-06 23:16:12


At 11/6/20 03:10 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:
I wish Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 would hurry up and come out already.


Granted. However due to coming out too early and rushed it's a glitchy mess with a cringey story.


I wish the below poster just had sex with the leader of their country.