At 7/20/18 03:44 PM, Thor wrote:

At 7/20/18 03:21 PM, belthagor wrote: 1. I have milked a cow once.
2. I have no natural fear of animals, to some people's surprise.
3. I have a pet husky.

I would reckon 2 is the lie, it seems to stand out. Also if some people would be surprised it could be true?

1. I've never been fishing
2. I've had a threesome
3. I'm adopted

It was actually 3.

For example if I see a large bull-sized cow I will just walk up to it and pet it, which has not gotten me an injury yet.

Oh yeah, and there was one time I pet a snake on it's head (venom glands removed snake)

I'm going to guess yours is number 3?

1. A lot of people have never gone fishing.
2. Way to go.

At 7/20/18 04:27 PM, Thor wrote:

Dammit, that was my first guess but I second-guessed myself after noticing they all concerned animals.

Also mine was was the first one

Want another one? =)

At 7/25/18 01:17 PM, RightTime wrote: 1. I have an umbrella
2. I have more than 1 pair of scissors
3. Killer bees scare me.

Hmm..

Most people have an umbrella and multiple pairs of scissors so I'm going to guess 3.

Here:

I play Geometry Dash
I have a advanced VR set
I solve Rubik's Cubes

At 7/25/18 05:59 PM, Zophar wrote: Here:

I play Geometry Dash
I have a advanced VR set
I solve Rubik's Cubes

You mean you completely solve them? If that's true, wow. I never even managed to solve two sides at the same time. I don't think you play Geometry Dash. I'm gonna say that's the lie, just because there isn't any proof of it on your account (at least I didn't find any in a surface check).

At 7/25/18 04:18 PM, belthagor wrote:

At 7/25/18 01:17 PM, RightTime wrote: 1. I have an umbrella
2. I have more than 1 pair of scissors
3. Killer bees scare me.

Hmm..

Most people have an umbrella and multiple pairs of scissors so I'm going to guess 3.

Yes. He seems fearless in the face of bees, and scissors have many uses.

This'll be fun.

1. I nearly walked into a manhole once
2. I love sweet potatoes
3. I had a dream that I fucked Lady Gaga

At 7/26/18 03:05 AM, Thegamingtrickster wrote:

At 7/25/18 05:59 PM, Zophar wrote: Here:

I play Geometry Dash
I have a advanced VR set
I solve Rubik's Cubes

You mean you completely solve them? If that's true, wow. I never even managed to solve two sides at the same time. I don't think you play Geometry Dash. I'm gonna say that's the lie, just because there isn't any proof of it on your account (at least I didn't find any in a surface check).

To start out saying, you're wrong. I've mentioned a lot of Geometry Dash on my account. My fans know I play Geometry Dash. But I rarely play it anymore. I only play it because LegoFig1 is beating me in the game. I'm trying to rival him. But I will tell you the lie is the VR set. My family was never technological and we always bought the cheapest things. So, I missed out on a lot. And I'm still that way. And then, well, I've been solving Rubik's Cubes for years. @8oltSh0cX introduced me to them. He introduced it to a few other people. But everybody in our school got hooked when we all got started. I don't really do it anymore. He even made a video about why Rubik's Cubes are dead.

At 7/26/18 04:42 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: This'll be fun.

1. I nearly walked into a manhole once
2. I love sweet potatoes
3. I had a dream that I fucked Lady Gaga

2 is the lie.

At 7/26/18 08:58 AM, belthagor wrote:

At 7/26/18 04:42 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: This'll be fun.

1. I nearly walked into a manhole once
2. I love sweet potatoes
3. I had a dream that I fucked Lady Gaga

2 is the lie.

I agree completely. 1 isn't that crazy, you just need to be distracted near an open manhole, and 3 is quite possible. 2 is probably the least common of the 3.

Here:

I am a bad artist
I have always been lying
I have met Michael Jackson

At 7/26/18 10:40 AM, Zophar wrote: Here:

I am a bad artist
I have always been lying
I have met Michael Jackson

2 seems like a joke, and it's not specified what you were lying about, so I have no way to know if it's true. As for 1, a lot of people believe that about themselves, 3 is possible but not the most likely thing ever. I still think 2 is the lie, because you don't seem like someone who would always be lying about something.

1: I used to ring announce for a Death Match Wrestling league
2: I was once kicked out of a strip club for pimping.
3: I've never had to scrub another man's blood off of me in a Family Dollar Bathroom with a wrecked black out van full of guns that weren't mine sitting outside.

2 seems like a joke, and it's not specified what you were lying about, so I have no way to know if it's true. As for 1, a lot of people believe that about themselves, 3 is possible but not the most likely thing ever. I still think 2 is the lie, because you don't seem like someone who would always be lying about something.

3... is the lie. Okay, I lie sometimes... But not all the time...

At 7/26/18 09:30 AM, Thegamingtrickster wrote:

At 7/26/18 08:58 AM, belthagor wrote: 2 is the lie.

I agree completely. 1 isn't that crazy, you just need to be distracted near an open manhole, and 3 is quite possible. 2 is probably the least common of the 3.

Fuck

At 7/26/18 01:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

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3 is too specific to me and 2 doesn't seem too much out of the realm of possibility so I'll go with 1.

1: I go to the gym every second day
2: I once won a colouring competition by scribbling on the page
3: I met Nelson Mandela in early 2013

1. I don’t have insomnia.
2. I have never ridden in a hot air balloon before.
3. Quantum mechanics was one my best subjects in university.

At 7/26/18 11:37 PM, GallowJolt wrote:

At 7/26/18 01:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

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3 is too specific to me and 2 doesn't seem too much out of the realm of possibility so I'll go with 1.

3 was the lie.

I actually have at one point in my life seen myself reflected in the mirror as I scrubbed another man's blood off of my hands with a wrecked blackout van full of someone else's guns.

I made a post on NG about it when it happened.

At 7/28/18 06:53 AM, RightTime wrote:

At 7/27/18 12:09 AM, Sobolev wrote: 1. I don’t have insomnia.
2. I have never ridden in a hot air balloon before.
3. Quantum mechanics was one my best subjects in university.

I'm going to go with 2. Most people haven't ridden in a hot air balloon, so there's a good chance that neither have you.

1. I have a broken watch
2. I have a broken laptop
3. I have a broken alarm clock

A lot of people have broken watches and broken alarm clocks so I'm going to say 2.

If it's not 2, sorry for your loss.

At 7/30/18 01:15 PM, RightTime wrote:

At 7/28/18 04:54 PM, belthagor wrote:
A lot of people have broken watches and broken alarm clocks so I'm going to say 2.

If it's not 2, sorry for your loss.

Unfortunately wrong, it was 3. Post up one your own so I can guess which ones is the lie.

hmm

let me think...

1. I like Altoids Mints.
2. I like M&M's candy.
3. My favorite movie is The Incredibles.

At 7/15/18 03:27 PM, belthagor wrote:

At 7/15/18 02:24 PM, CranberryHead wrote:

3 - I don't read as much as I'd like

lie

1. I am a master photographer.
2. When I was a kid I liked to play with lego.
3. Architecture is my favorite subject.

3 is a lie

1. I met Hilary Clinton with a sprained ankle from breakdancing in an elevator.
2. My favorite baby-sitter from The Baby-Sitters Club is Dawn because she is California cool.
3. I'm pretty sure I have seen every episode of the Kardashians and all the spin offs except Rob and Chyna and Life of Kylie.

At 8/4/18 04:40 PM, RightTime wrote:

At 8/2/18 10:48 PM, ZebraHumor wrote:

1. I met Hilary Clinton with a sprained ankle from breakdancing in an elevator.
2. My favorite baby-sitter from The Baby-Sitters Club is Dawn because she is California cool.
3. I'm pretty sure I have seen every episode of the Kardashians and all the spin offs except Rob and Chyna and Life of Kylie.

I'll go with #1. I just can't imagine you breakdancing in an elevator.

1. Right now the sky is blue
2. Right now the grass is green
3. Right now I'm in a car

You're not in a car, it's not safe to drive and Newgrounds. You could be in the backseat though. But where would you get wi-fi? This isn't urgent enough to use mobile data. 3 is the lie, I was gonna say something about the sky not really being blue, but by our human definition it is.

At 8/4/18 05:01 PM, Thegamingtrickster wrote:

You're not in a car, it's not safe to drive and Newgrounds. You could be in the backseat though. But where would you get wi-fi? This isn't urgent enough to use mobile data. 3 is the lie, I was gonna say something about the sky not really being blue, but by our human definition it is.

He could be in a parked car though..

sky might be cloudy and about to rain :D

Uhm well 1. i'm being homeschooled 2. I love the color purple and 3. my doggo's name is bertram FROM SPACE

Here are mine:

1. I love the bbs
2. Newgrounds is my favorite website
3. I like making games

At 10/6/18 07:17 AM, Zophar wrote: Here are mine:

1. I love the bbs
2. Newgrounds is my favorite website
3. I like making games

You make music and art, not games. 3 is the lie

1. I hate winter
2. I suffered from a chemical burn
3. I know what a financial derivative is.

At 10/6/18 07:22 AM, Sobolev wrote:

At 10/6/18 07:17 AM, Zophar wrote: Here are mine:

1. I love the bbs
2. Newgrounds is my favorite website
3. I like making games

You make music and art, not games. 3 is the lie

1. I hate winter
2. I suffered from a chemical burn
3. I know what a financial derivative is.

You made this difficult. I don't know too much about you. I'm guessing 1 is the lie.

At 10/6/18 07:22 AM, Sobolev wrote: 3. I know what a financial derivative is.

Lie, that stuff is black magic.

1. I spent about 7 years making levels and movies in LittleBigPlanet's level editor and my magnum opus was a completely sincerely made Sonic fan film.
2. Even though I hate Jak 2 and Sly 3 with a burning passion, whenever I'm doing a playthrough of all the three PS2 platformer trilogies I'll still play them from start to finish.
3. I have numerous projects in limbo because every time I get a new idea for a game or an animation in my head I drop everything and start working on that one instead.

At 10/6/18 07:26 AM, Zophar wrote: You made this difficult. I don't know too much about you. I'm guessing 1 is the lie.

Correct. I may not be familiar with many of the models, but I do know what an option, future, forward contracts etc are.
I actually like winter because long distance running is much easier when it is cool.