At 10/12/18 11:34 PM, RightTime wrote:

At 10/6/18 10:12 AM, Chdonga wrote: 1. I spent about 7 years making levels and movies in LittleBigPlanet's level editor and my magnum opus was a completely sincerely made Sonic fan film.
2. Even though I hate Jak 2 and Sly 3 with a burning passion, whenever I'm doing a playthrough of all the three PS2 platformer trilogies I'll still play them from start to finish.
3. I have numerous projects in limbo because every time I get a new idea for a game or an animation in my head I drop everything and start working on that one instead.

#1, at least I hope it isn't true. It would be the most pointless waste of time of the three options.

1.) I've never eaten a dragon fruit.
2.) I've never eaten a kumquat.
3.) I've never eaten a water apple.

I'm gonna go with number 2, you seem like the kind of person who doesn't eat water apples but does eat kumquats.

Time for me now:
1. I'm not a native English speaker.
2. I've never been on drugs.
3. My mother has black hair.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to look up what a water apple is.

At 10/13/18 02:16 AM, Thereviewtrickster wrote:

Time for me now:
1. I'm not a native English speaker.
2. I've never been on drugs.
3. My mother has black hair.

Maybe 2.

1. I am pro-life
2. I am a climate change denier
3. I support nuclear power

At 10/13/18 04:29 AM, Sobolev wrote:

At 10/13/18 02:16 AM, Thereviewtrickster wrote:

Time for me now:
1. I'm not a native English speaker.
2. I've never been on drugs.
3. My mother has black hair.

Maybe 2.

1. I am pro-life
2. I am a climate change denier
3. I support nuclear power

You wouldn't call yourself a denier if you were a denier. It sounds too silly. Therefore, 2 is the lie.
Also, 3 is the lie for me.

At 10/13/18 04:35 AM, Thereviewtrickster wrote: You wouldn't call yourself a denier if you were a denier. It sounds too silly. Therefore, 2 is the lie.
Also, 3 is the lie for me.

It is 1. Although I am not outright denying the warming trend, I do at least have doubts on its impact on society and the validity of some of the claims and predictions other than the temperature trend, and thus meet the definition of "denier"

1. I've jerked off to tranny porn.
2. I have a girlfriend.
3. I live with my mother.

This should be easy folks.

At 10/13/18 04:47 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: 1. I've jerked off to tranny porn.
2. I have a girlfriend.
3. I live with my mother.

This should be easy folks.

Hehe, 2 is the lie.

At 10/13/18 04:50 PM, Thereviewtrickster wrote:

At 10/13/18 04:47 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: 1. I've jerked off to tranny porn.
2. I have a girlfriend.
3. I live with my mother.

This should be easy folks.

Hehe, 2 is the lie.

Correctamundo.

1. I love 80s music.
2. I make models.
3. I play Final Fantasy games.

At 10/13/18 05:11 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote:
1. I love 80s music.
2. I make models.
3. I play Final Fantasy games.

3 is the lie. Too normal.

1- I've had an unhealthy addiction to one or more substances during my life.
2- I know how to play one or more instruments.
3- I have donated a kidney.

At 10/13/18 07:00 PM, Xuvero wrote: 1- I've had an unhealthy addiction to one or more substances during my life.
2- I know how to play one or more instruments.
3- I have donated a kidney.

The first one.

1. I have been in foster care.
2. I'm half Russian.
3. I am epileptic.

At 10/13/18 07:00 PM, Xuvero wrote: 1- I've had an unhealthy addiction to one or more substances during my life.
2- I know how to play one or more instruments.
3- I have donated a kidney.

Aren't you the one that's addicted to coffee? Or am I thinking of someone else? Anyways, I think 3 is the lie.

At 10/14/18 01:46 AM, CiviLies wrote:

At 10/13/18 07:00 PM, Xuvero wrote: 1- I've had an unhealthy addiction to one or more substances during my life.
2- I know how to play one or more instruments.
3- I have donated a kidney.

The first one.

1. I have been in foster care.
2. I'm half Russian.
3. I am epileptic.

I don't think you're "half Russian". No such thing exists. There is motherland and there are Motherland people. There are no half-Motherlanders.

At 10/14/18 01:46 AM, CiviLies wrote: The first one.

Sorry, but you're wrong.

1- Even though I've never been clinically diagnosed as addicted (probably due to lack of getting medical help for it), I have reached a point in which it was undeniable that I was an alcoholic. And I guess that having caffeine withdrawals means I'm addicted to it.
2- I was a musician a few years ago, and I learned how to play several instruments. I don't play neither compose anymore, but I know for a fact that I can still play a few instruments.
3- I've never donated a kidney, probably due to my blood type, which is a bit uncommon where I live.

1. I have been in foster care.
2. I'm half Russian.
3. I am epileptic.

I think 3 is false. I don't think you'd spent too much time in front of a computer if that was true.

At 10/14/18 03:22 AM, Thereviewtrickster wrote:

At 10/13/18 07:00 PM, Xuvero wrote: 1- I've had an unhealthy addiction to one or more substances during my life.
2- I know how to play one or more instruments.
3- I have donated a kidney.

Aren't you the one that's addicted to coffee? Or am I thinking of someone else? Anyways, I think 3 is the lie.

Ding ding! You got that right, dude!

I've had worse addictions then coffee tho.

Here...

1. I'm addicted to Rock n' Roll
2. I love cats
3. I have... strange dreams...

At 10/14/18 12:24 PM, Xuvero wrote: 1- Even though I've never been clinically diagnosed as addicted (probably due to lack of getting medical help for it), I have reached a point in which it was undeniable that I was an alcoholic. And I guess that having caffeine withdrawals means I'm addicted to it.

Oof. Sorry to hear that. Hope you can get the help you need... /:

2- I was a musician a few years ago, and I learned how to play several instruments. I don't play neither compose anymore, but I know for a fact that I can still play a few instruments.

Yo that's dope, what instruments do you know?

3- I've never donated a kidney, probably due to my blood type, which is a bit uncommon where I live.

That one seemed like an "obvious lie" so I thought it was a double red herring...I stand corrected.

I think 3 is false. I don't think you'd spent too much time in front of a computer if that was true.

My seizure medication is quite effective. I can watch TV, play video games, and be in front of the computer all day and as long as I stay medicated and get a lot of sleep, I will be fine :D

At 10/14/18 03:24 AM, Thereviewtrickster wrote: I don't think you're "half Russian". No such thing exists. There is motherland and there are Motherland people. There are no half-Motherlanders.

Ya caught me

At 10/14/18 03:59 PM, Zophar wrote: Here...

1. I'm addicted to Rock n' Roll
2. I love cats
3. I have... strange dreams...

Bet you don't even like cats.

At 10/14/18 11:48 PM, CiviLies wrote: Oof. Sorry to hear that. Hope you can get the help you need... /:

Bah, don't worry, I deal with OK. The booze was trouble, but caffeine? That ain't even half the trouble, I had insomnia before anyways.

Yo that's dope, what instruments do you know?

Back in the day I was really good with a guitar and bass. And I managed to play the drums and keyboard (I guess you can include piano, and others keyboard-based instruments, but it's not exactly the same).

Today I can only play the guitar and bass, and a bit sloppy. Consequence of spending nearly two years without playing.

My seizure medication is quite effective. I can watch TV, play video games, and be in front of the computer all day and as long as I stay medicated and get a lot of sleep, I will be fine :D

I didn't know they could be this effective, glad to know you are able to do all of those things.

At 10/15/18 01:13 PM, Xuvero wrote: I didn't know they could be this effective, glad to know you are able to do all of those things.

I guess I'm just lucky my body has been so receptive to the meds after a couple of months of trial and error testing dosages. At peak I was having one every two weeks (sometimes multiple smaller ones in the same session or whatever you'd call it). For a while I couldn't drive but finally I am back to normal.

At 10/16/18 01:12 AM, RightTime wrote:
1. I can grow a beard
2. I have grown a beard
3. I have not grown a beard

I'm gonna go the route that assumes you're trying to mislead us, in that you are capable of growing a beard but choose not to out of preference, so 2 is the lie.

1. I've voice acted for the PC game Deus Ex
2. I've voice acted for Cyanide & Happiness
3. I've voice acted for Dragonball Super

At 10/16/18 01:12 AM, RightTime wrote: Donating a kidney is pretty rare, so I'm going to go with that. If I'm wrong though, bravo to you!

Yeah, you're right. I've never donated a kidney.

1. I can grow a beard
2. I have grown a beard
3. I have not grown a beard

I think you've grown a beard, that means 3 is wrong.

At 10/16/18 05:08 AM, Phobotech wrote: 1. I've voice acted for the PC game Deus Ex
2. I've voice acted for Cyanide & Happiness
3. I've voice acted for Dragonball Super

I know you've worked in Cyanide & Hapiness (if I'm not mistaken, you still do), and IMDb told me you voice acted for it too.

I didn't find anything about you voice acting for DBS nor Deus Ex, but I suppose IMDb would have told me if you had worked on DBS.

So yeah, 3 is a lie.

At 10/16/18 05:08 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 10/16/18 01:12 AM, RightTime wrote:
1. I can grow a beard
2. I have grown a beard
3. I have not grown a beard

I'm gonna go the route that assumes you're trying to mislead us, in that you are capable of growing a beard but choose not to out of preference, so 2 is the lie.

1. I've voice acted for the PC game Deus Ex
2. I've voice acted for Cyanide & Happiness
3. I've voice acted for Dragonball Super

It's so gonna be Cyanide & Happiness, isn't it? The most believable one is the lie. I just know it!

At 10/16/18 08:03 AM, Xuvero wrote:
I know you've worked in Cyanide & Hapiness (if I'm not mistaken, you still do), and IMDb told me you voice acted for it too.

I was let go in July, but their pipeline is months long so there's still stuff that I worked on that haven't been released yet.

I didn't find anything about you voice acting for DBS nor Deus Ex, but I suppose IMDb would have told me if you had worked on DBS.

So yeah, 3 is a lie.

Correct. Deus Ex was the biggest VO role I ever took as a child voice actor, and they misspelled my name as Gault instead of Galt. I played several background character kids.

At 10/16/18 02:49 PM, Phobotech wrote: I was let go in July, but their pipeline is months long so there's still stuff that I worked on that haven't been released yet.

You were let go as in: you were laid off? If that's the case, that sucks.

Correct. Deus Ex was the biggest VO role I ever took as a child voice actor, and they misspelled my name as Gault instead of Galt. I played several background character kids.

Woah, that's cool; and real nice work you did, by the way. So you've been voice acting since you were a child? How long have you been doing this? And what else did you work on?

At 10/16/18 09:07 PM, Xuvero wrote:

At 10/16/18 02:49 PM, Phobotech wrote: I was let go in July, but their pipeline is months long so there's still stuff that I worked on that haven't been released yet.

You were let go as in: you were laid off? If that's the case, that sucks.

Yeah, I was hired on to work on seasons of their show. This whole year they were running out of stuff for us to do, and unfortunately they couldn't get approved for Season 4 of the the Cyanide & Happiness show in time and they needed to go through some restructuring.

The good news is I'll be back to work when Season 4 is happening, but as a contractor instead of a fulltime employee this time.

Correct. Deus Ex was the biggest VO role I ever took as a child voice actor, and they misspelled my name as Gault instead of Galt. I played several background character kids.

Woah, that's cool; and real nice work you did, by the way. So you've been voice acting since you were a child? How long have you been doing this? And what else did you work on?

Thanks! I started at a very young age at like 10 or 12

2 of these are true, one is a lie

1. Radio commercial spots as a kid VO talent for the likes of McDonalds, Prestige Subaru, Converse Shoes, YMCA, among others.
2. Stunt doubling as a child extra where I had to sprint through pyrotechnics and get thrown from a moving vehicle for an obscure tv series in Dallas
3. After puberty, audiobook acting, storyboards for film, creature design, and monster voice-overs.

At 10/16/18 10:52 PM, Phobotech wrote:
2 of these are true, one is a lie
1. Radio commercial spots as a kid VO talent for the likes of McDonalds, Prestige Subaru, Converse Shoes, YMCA, among others.
2. Stunt doubling as a child extra where I had to sprint through pyrotechnics and get thrown from a moving vehicle for an obscure tv series in Dallas
3. After puberty, audiobook acting, storyboards for film, creature design, and monster voice-overs.

How do you go from 1 to 2??? 2 is the most outlandish and doesn't really fit, so it would be the obvious lie. Probably a red herring, but that's all I've got.

At 10/16/18 10:52 PM, Phobotech wrote: Thanks! I started at a very young age at like 10 or 12

2 of these are true, one is a lie

1. Radio commercial spots as a kid VO talent for the likes of McDonalds, Prestige Subaru, Converse Shoes, YMCA, among others.
2. Stunt doubling as a child extra where I had to sprint through pyrotechnics and get thrown from a moving vehicle for an obscure tv series in Dallas
3. After puberty, audiobook acting, storyboards for film, creature design, and monster voice-overs.

Well, 2 seems really out there, but maybe you've picked the craziest thing you've done, like a double red-hering. But still, the others seem more reasonable, so I think 2 is a lie.

But if it's true, it would be one crazy story to tell.

I'll drop mine here as well:
1- I've lost the tip of my fourth finger (the pinky finger).
2- I once composed a symphony-ish piece.
3- I have sold drugs one or more times.

At 10/17/18 07:29 AM, Xuvero wrote:
I'll drop mine here as well:
1- I've lost the tip of my fourth finger (the pinky finger).
2- I once composed a symphony-ish piece.
3- I have sold drugs one or more times.

You wouldn't sell drugs. I know you were an alcoholic, but you wouldn't do that to someone else, and, besides, you weren't a drug addict. You can play instruments so 2 isn't that hard to believe since you know how to do the musics. It's also pretty specific with the -ish thing. About the pinkie, you're either a yakuza, had a freak accident or I don't know. Didn't you use to box? I feel like that would have been a problem, but I still think the drugs are a lie.

At 10/17/18 07:45 AM, Thereviewtrickster wrote:

At 10/17/18 07:29 AM, Xuvero wrote:
I'll drop mine here as well:
1- I've lost the tip of my fourth finger (the pinky finger).
2- I once composed a symphony-ish piece.
3- I have sold drugs one or more times.

You wouldn't sell drugs. I know you were an alcoholic, but you wouldn't do that to someone else, and, besides, you weren't a drug addict. You can play instruments so 2 isn't that hard to believe since you know how to do the musics. It's also pretty specific with the -ish thing. About the pinkie, you're either a yakuza, had a freak accident or I don't know. Didn't you use to box? I feel like that would have been a problem, but I still think the drugs are a lie.

1- I never lost any bit of my body. The closest I ever got to loose a finger was when me and a friend were cutting a log, and he was using a machete. I was holding the log for him, and he was chopping at a safe distance from my hands, but I guess he just missed one of them and it hit so close to my index finger that it cut my nail shorter. After that I recited the longest insult streak in the world. But I never lost my finger.

2- I composed a piece once, that was meant to be played by what you could call a proto-orchestra (it was a set instruments from a orchestra, but not a full one). I wrote it all out of my head and it never got to be played, because I lost the sheets. Maybe it's among my papers, maybe it's at my old school, it's just nowhere I know.

3- So, the thing is that I used to smoke weed (definitely the least unhealthy of my unhealthy habits, since I smoked in a very moderate manner; I wasn't addicted or anything). And the thing is that, where I lived, most of the weed you could get your hands on was of bad quality, but I knew how to get the good stuff. With time, people started to offer me cash for it, and I accepted it, since I didn't really smoke much it would do me better if I'd sell it. I never pushed the stuff, every time I sold weed it was someone else making an offer first. It only happened a few times tho, still I'm not proud of it.

At 10/21/18 11:36 PM, guyanermanator wrote: Alrighty, here it goes.

1. I was born with two urethra

2. both of them work

3. My spray is angled.

Cool. 1 can't be a lie, because then 2 has to also be a lie. I'm going to guess that only one works and 2 is a lie, because otherwise that creates some unusual problems.