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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-31 19:48:45


At 3/31/15 06:38 PM, Dusty715 wrote: Ey b0ss, my name is Jon, but I liked to be called Dusty, Dusteer, and Deagle. I like to play games such as counter-strike Global Offensive, Hotline Miami, Age Of Empires 2, and Fortress Forever.

I came here because my younger brother seems obessed with flash games and the music available on this web-page.

Hello everyone.

Hello and welcome. There's a fairly large amount of things to go through, from shooting games, to puzzles and so on. There's also Doom in Flash form. And plenty of animated jiggling bewbs.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-31 22:45:13


I'm confused on one thing though.

I went to the Registered users bar. there is names in different shades of yellow.

What does each mean?

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-01 05:58:42


At 3/31/15 10:45 PM, Anatidaephobian wrote: I went to the Registered users bar. there is names in different shades of yellow.

What does each mean?

Names with a brighter shade are identified dunces. That doesn't mean we should treat them differently. They're people too.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-01 10:36:25


At 4/1/15 08:24 AM, NotASpammer wrote: Welcome to NG... I love you.

We need an official greeter.

New User Introduction Thread!


Working on Nightmare Cops!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-01 10:49:29


Thanks for trying out NewGrounds. The weird white background is an unfunny joke and will be gone soon. Stay cool.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-01 12:38:47


Hello everyone, I'm new here (or at least this account). How can I make my display name rainbow colored?

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-01 16:24:47


At 3/31/15 08:41 PM, Zero-Down wrote: Welcome, newcomers. With an account I've had before this one, I've been here for almost two years. I came here when a friend showed me this site, and Tom is practically Mein Fuhrer to me.

Heil Tom!

No. This feels... wrong.

Heil Wade!

That's more like it!

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-02 07:59:46


Thank everyone. If I can't have rainbow colored name then how about free money? Can I have some free money?

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-02 19:36:34


Hello, I'm TechnoLogical15, and I have recently started making and uploading electronic music.
I will be posting another song soon.

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Hello, I am TechnoLogical15. Check out my Newgrounds and SoundCloud pages! (if you don't mind)

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-02 20:49:34


Hello I have been using this site for nearly 10 years but now I have finally joined XD I'm lazy and junk so yeah. What's up ya'll

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-03 16:29:52


At 4/2/15 07:37 PM, NotASpammer wrote:
At 4/2/15 07:36 PM, TechnoLogical15 wrote: Hello, I'm TechnoLogical15, and I have recently started making and uploading electronic music.
I will be posting another song soon.
Welcome to NG, I love you.

Why do you tell everyone that you love them but not me? Do you hate me or something? Why? If you speak it out I can change... This really hurt my heart...

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-03 22:06:05


Welcome to NG, I love you.
Why do you tell everyone that you love them but not me? Do you hate me or something? Why? If you speak it out I can change... This really hurt my heart...

I'm not sure if your joking, but no, I don't hate you... I'm confused.


Hello, I am TechnoLogical15. Check out my Newgrounds and SoundCloud pages! (if you don't mind)

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-04 00:10:38


Hi, I'm new here. I'm a nine year old female conscript from the Philippines dedicated to fighting Chinese Communism.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-04 08:11:02


At 4/3/15 08:11 PM, NotASpammer wrote:
At 4/3/15 04:29 PM, Hazame wrote:
Why do you tell everyone that you love them but not me? Do you hate me or something? Why? If you speak it out I can change... This really hurt my heart...
Welcome to NG, I love you!

Yay thank you! I love me too!

At 4/3/15 10:06 PM, TechnoLogical15 wrote:
Welcome to NG, I love you.
Why do you tell everyone that you love them but not me? Do you hate me or something? Why? If you speak it out I can change... This really hurt my heart...
I'm not sure if your joking, but no, I don't hate you... I'm confused.

Yay thank you! But I'm talking with Mr. NotASpammer not you. I don't care for you! Kidding!

At 4/4/15 12:10 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Hi, I'm new here. I'm a nine year old female conscript from the Philippines dedicated to fighting Chinese Communism.

Yay! I have candies, want some? Call me senpai! I'm older than you!

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-04 11:21:24


I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-04 20:29:49


At 4/4/15 08:28 PM, NotASpammer wrote:
At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.
Welcome to NG, I fucking hate you!

:(


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-04 20:46:21


At 4/4/15 08:32 PM, NotASpammer wrote:
At 4/4/15 08:29 PM, Dereth wrote:
At 4/4/15 08:28 PM, NotASpammer wrote:
At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.
Welcome to NG, I fucking hate you!
(
Nah, I am kidding, I love you.... I love everyone...

Oh. Sweet.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-05 06:59:10


At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.

Welcome to NG.
I like you already.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-05 10:09:37


At 4/5/15 06:59 AM, ThePulp wrote:
At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.
Welcome to NG.
I like you already.

Thanks. :^)


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-05 20:52:58


Hey there, I'm new, but I want to change that. I'm eager to start interacting more within this community because Newgrounds has quickly become a beloved addiction of mine.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 00:01:28


At 4/5/15 08:52 PM, CherryzBomber wrote: Hey there, I'm new, but I want to change that. I'm eager to start interacting more within this community because Newgrounds has quickly become a beloved addiction of mine.

Greetings, my friend.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here.

And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places.

My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about Tom Fulp's Nudes from Outer Space??

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 11:59:42


At 4/6/15 11:51 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: Hey guys. I'm new and I'm a girl so be nice, okay?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...

Have a good one.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 13:20:50


At 4/6/15 11:51 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: Hey guys. I'm new and I'm a girl so be nice, okay?

Welcome to newgrounds. Make me a sandwich, bitch.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 17:39:02


At 4/6/15 12:01 AM, ThePulp wrote:






My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about Tom Fulp's Nudes from Outer Space??

I do, my friend, believe that my heart can stand the facts with the help of you and the rest of the community. Thank you.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 20:50:18


Welcome to the website that started user content, NewGrounds. It is also the second website to feature DoctorStrongbad.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 22:56:43


Hey guys I'm new here.

I'm 17, and I am an artist, poet, and composer/performer.
I play a little bit of everything but my main instrument is the tuba.
I also study a bit of programming.

My friends told me about this this site, which is what led me here.

I plan on posting some of my animations, art, music, and games.
I can't wait to see what some of the users of this site have created as well.


Just a gamer looking to chat.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 23:12:32


At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.

Hello and welcome. Enjoy yourself, watch out for the Kitty Krew flashes and don't take anything here people say too seriously.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 23:22:17


At 4/6/15 11:12 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.
Hello and welcome. Enjoy yourself, watch out for the Kitty Krew flashes and don't take anything here people say too seriously.

Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?


Just a gamer looking to chat.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 23:52:34


At 4/6/15 11:22 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote:
At 4/6/15 11:12 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.
Hello and welcome. Enjoy yourself, watch out for the Kitty Krew flashes and don't take anything here people say too seriously.
Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

I'd say watch out for flashes by "crews" or anything like that in general. The vast majority of them are really poorly done animations that are only good for blam points or for attempting to disgust and/or annoy anyone who watches them.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-04-06 23:56:25


At 4/6/15 11:22 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote:
Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

here's an example:

here's an example of a good flash with kitties: