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New User Introduction Thread!

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New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 17:22:06


New to NG or the NG forums? Introduce yourself in this thread! What brought you to NG?

You should also check out the Forum Rules and the FAQ while you're here!

Everyone else, feel free to welcome new users are they arrive!


Working on Nightmare Cops!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 17:23:51


Hey Tom, good to have you!

;~)!

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 17:49:31


Hi, supergandhi64! Enjoy your stay here.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:09:43


At 2/23/15 05:49 PM, FinaLee wrote: Hi, supergandhi64! Enjoy your stay here.

Hello FinaLee! Welcome to newgrounds, the home of dicks, penises, cocks, and phalluses.


STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:22:16


welcome newcomers. i am NewgroundsNation, self-appointed dictator of Newgrounds


winner of the first annual NG Hunger games

life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:24:08


Hi! My name is Prinzy2 and I'm new here. My interests include ROFLCOPTER and grabbing her cock.


Sig by triplenoob

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:28:55


I suppose I am a new 'user' compared to the jokers that are posting in this thread. I found out about NG from a buddy who thought Pico versus the Uberkids was the height of hilarity. I agreed. Didn't make an account because I didn't feel the need to. Decided to make an account to keep track of what I liked instead of having a crap ton o favorites on my bookmark.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:29:17


Are you new?

YOU MUST LEAVE BEFORE THE SPELL TAKES EFFECT!! You havent much time now. Once its been a week..... What time is it? Who? Oh god

I can see forever.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:29:20


Hey everyone, my name is Frank. I hope to submit some flashes soon m8s.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:31:44


At 2/23/15 06:29 PM, FaroutFrank wrote: Hey everyone, my name is Frank. I hope to submit some flashes soon m8s.

Sweet. That's always nice to hear.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:33:01


so what do you guys do around here for fun ;O

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:37:35


At 2/23/15 06:33 PM, krumpingkatie wrote: so what do you guys do around here for fun ;O

From what I've observed, BS about culture, troll threads, make bait threads and imply that other users are horrible people because of their taste in music, decrying the decline of Newgrounds, being merciless to be people with no sense of humor, make photoshop threads, MS Paint various things and generally contribute nothing worthwhile to society at large.

Kinda like any internet community, but with a larger focus on dick jokes.

...

squints and sees user join date

Great, I typed all of that for nothing. Er, have a great week?

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:40:33


Lmao, I love how there's ONE person who is actually new who posted in this thread.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:41:28


Newgrounds has always, and will always be an open home for creativity, nonsense, and community. Whatever you make or think, someone will probably think its funny.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:45:36


I like the idea, but a lot of people will still make "Hi, I'm new!" threads.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 18:59:00


At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 2/23/15 06:41 PM, LunarHawk69 wrote: Newgrounds has always, and will always be an open home for creativity, nonsense, and community. Whatever you make or think, someone will probably think its funny.
Dude, you're still alive?

Only the good die young my friend. I'm cursed to live far too long.


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Hey everyone, I'm a random Croat who joined Newgrounds. I hope to use NG as a site to share my artsy stuff in and maybe make friends as well? Who knows.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 19:07:21


You have no idea of the Hell that's in store for you.

Also, hello there. I'm Mykei. I'm the one in charge of making sure nothing gets done around here.

If you're eager to get started here on NG and you're male, please press 1 now. If female, please hold, while we call your bluff.

also have fun..... and don't watch Africa dudes

Oldskies lmao

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I'm HKS, the residential Jew. I'll give you life tips and insult you at the same time. Preferably about your mother or your poor life choices.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 19:17:59


At 2/23/15 07:01 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 2/23/15 06:59 PM, LunarHawk69 wrote:
At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 2/23/15 06:41 PM, LunarHawk69 wrote: Newgrounds has always, and will always be an open home for creativity, nonsense, and community. Whatever you make or think, someone will probably think its funny.
Dude, you're still alive?
Only the good die young my friend. I'm cursed to live far too long.
I heard you guys have had over 120 inches of accumulation from this February. It's only about 95-100 here.

We are the second snowiest city in the country. Its officially clocked in around 105, but I doubt that. We were at 100 when I lost count. What a winter huh? I wouldn't want to trade with you, but I'd trade your view of the ocean any day. Do you ever hang out near the water during storms?


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 19:41:54


At 2/23/15 07:35 PM, 24901miles wrote: stuff

Anybody with numbers in their username and talk in an informative fashion are not welcome here. Get yer' shit and get outta' here.


PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega

I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 19:42:30


I came to NG because I liked Assassin and Cat Dynamics, I stayed for the cock jokes

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 19:58:22


Welcome all new NGers to the greatest website ever to exist


Just take the damn thing already!

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hi I'm new how i be cool on bbs?

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 20:50:23


TOM = GOD
TOM = GOD
TOM = GOD

Finally a thread to avoid 102902180323 instances a day of "hai im new and I will never come back" threads.

New User Introduction Thread!


ゴ ゴ ゴ The sig emmits a menacing aura... ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 20:52:51


hi im new, my name is ted wilderberry and im an alcohlic


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 22:12:05


At 2/23/15 10:04 PM, NotASpammer wrote: Hello, I am NotASpammer, I am an amazing artist. I have a great personality, and great looks. You should all look up to me as your older brother. Because I am so great.

Welcome to Newgrounds, m'lady.

You are a gentlemen and a scholar.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 22:12:09


Hi, I'm new!

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-23 23:22:03


At 2/23/15 06:22 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: welcome newcomers. i am NewgroundsNation, self-appointed dictator of Newgrounds

Hey newcomers, I'm Gremlin, let me just tell you that NewgroundsNation here is actually not our self-appointed dictator, he is our self-appointed whore, but he is our little whore


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 00:08:59


At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote: (Hi I'm new here)

9 years ago I was new here.
Hi everybody.


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