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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 12:03:48 Reply

H-hello everyone... I-I'm Sword-of-K-Kings and I'm depressed and s-shy as fuck....


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 19:56:33 Reply

At 2/25/15 07:43 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Its almost like hes playing a character

but I really am shy and depressed...


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 23:01:20 Reply

At 2/23/15 07:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I've only been here for almost a year, and this is the first time I've seen a sticky.

you sure you're not like vixuzar, getting deleted and coming back? i swear i saw the you with an angry faic user icon long before 2014.. like, near when i first made an account here in 2012..

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 23:08:18 Reply

Hi! I'm cga-999! I follow waaaaaaaaay too many people and attempt to be a statwhore while not doing a great job at it!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 01:34:23 Reply

So does this mean the "no new user threads" rule applies again now?

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 07:14:50 Reply

At 2/25/15 11:15 AM, MrMontolio wrote: Hiiiii! Although I created this account today, I used to visit this site back then between 2003 and 2008. After that I visited only very few times, nevertheless I always enjoyed spending time here.
I remember I loved viewing videogames parodies and fighting stick figures, haha. Also back then I almost didn't understand English... But even so I loved this site XD

One of my best friends is here too, so I decided join. I hope I can do lots of stuffs here. =D

Hi genuinely new guy. See you about.                                                                          

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 08:37:15 Reply

Dont ever let the kid joe take a shit in your house.


At 4/8/16 05:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:
: Sweet. I'm gonna be a bard. This is a forum for support players after all.

Check out my dramockumentary about Maine!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 08:41:54 Reply

Hi I'm Deshiel and I'm looking for a girlfriend.

one condition
- she must not have a dick.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 11:54:38 Reply

Hello. I've had an account here for almost 2 years. A drop in the bucket compared to a lot of users, but I have been checking out the site since... 2007/08 maybe? Loads of great content new and old to see, so get a jump on it!

or not, no pressure.
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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 11:59:55 Reply

At 2/26/15 11:57 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: first...What differentiates you from all the other johns out there?

Not too much... I guess you could say I'm just [USERNAME DROP]

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 13:03:04 Reply

I'm new to the forum, that counts I guess...


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 13:32:04 Reply

Ironically, most of you are not new and you're just posting cheesy jokes at eachother.

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I'm Joelle and @Conal is my boyfriend ♥. 2 years of Newgrounds and all i've done is make a few songs and sit in the chat all night.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 18:42:04 Reply

At 2/26/15 04:21 PM, Conal wrote:
At 2/26/15 02:25 PM, Joelle wrote: I'm Joelle and @Conal is my boyfriend ♥. 2 years of Newgrounds and all i've done is make a few songs and sit in the chat all night.
Actually, I have a beautiful & lovely girlfriend. You wish I was your boyfriend.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's funny honey. Stop making things up.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 19:31:01 Reply

I feel like I'm new here after my long hiatus.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-26 23:47:49 Reply

Hello everyone, I haven't been here in quite some time (3 years to be exact) and I was never really active on the forums so I guess I could be considered new. I've decided to become an active member of the site and forums so I look forward to talking to all you wonderful people :)


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Hi I am koopahermit.
I am looking for a girlfriend.
One condition:
She must have a dick.
I will also date effeminate guys.
One condition:
He must have a dick.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-27 08:43:29 Reply

Hello!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-27 09:41:00 Reply

At 2/23/15 05:22 PM, TomFulp wrote: New to NG or the NG forums? Introduce yourself in this thread! What brought you to NG?

You should also check out the Forum Rules and the FAQ while you're here!

Everyone else, feel free to welcome new users are they arrive!

thanks m8 good to have helpers for newbies on newgrounds

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-27 13:03:01 Reply

At 2/27/15 09:41 AM, GH0ST13EPIC wrote: thanks m8 good to have helpers for newbies on newgrounds

Welcome to Newgrounds, spooky ghosty.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-27 15:22:39 Reply

I am not new, I am not free, I am not here, I am not you, I am not the great savior, I have been forgotten, free me

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-28 03:12:29 Reply

At 2/26/15 08:41 AM, Deshiel wrote: Hi I'm Deshiel and I'm looking for a girlfriend.

one condition
- she must not have a dick.

Hi I'm dem0lecule and I like licorice.

I'm new on NG and plz add me to your favorite.

I'm also looking for soulmate.

One condition:
- Dick or not, he/she must be a good cook.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-28 05:51:01 Reply

Hello my name is Fei and I am irredeemably homosexual.

I decided to make an NG account again because... Ehh. Dunno. So I could upload art and audio? Ehhhhhhh.


I've got a funny feeling they've got plastic in the afterlife.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-28 22:51:51 Reply

At 2/27/15 12:33 AM, koopahermit wrote: Hi I am koopahermit.
I am looking for a girlfriend.
One condition:
She must have a dick.
I will also date effeminate guys.
One condition:
He must have a dick.

I meet all those conditions, honey.

I know of a nice dumpster behind Wal-Mart, wanna come see?


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-01 11:26:53 Reply

HI I'm Tony, death to the 201X users!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-01 13:34:58 Reply

Hi,
I'm new here, I'm from Scotland and I make music...generic yada yada.
Also I like this site, it's awesome.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-01 13:46:45 Reply

How's it going? My name's Garrett Dare. I'm not new to Newgrounds, but it has been many many years. I used to visit newgrounds every day back in middle school. I even saw Tom at Comic Con in his Alien Hominid outfit, back in 2004 I believe.

Anyway, I always wanted to animate/create fun things, but I never had the patience to learn as a teenager. Video games got in the way, but that's okay. I doodled and played music instead. Also, I did end up making sketch comedy videos, and doing some writing. I've tried to always have a creative project going.

Recently (August 2014) I wrote a little comic about an alcoholic, anti-hero snail named Gastro. I quickly realized how fun it would be to bring him to life as a cartoon. I spent a few months learning to animate as I created the episode. It ended up being split up into two 5 minute episodes. (www.youtube.com/user/garrettdare) I am now bringing in the talent of my friends, as well as my own, to make a 3rd episode. I'm hoping it will be MUCH better than the first two, but still charming in its simplicity and stupidity.

I would love to hear any and all feedback from a community that I've always respected and would love to become a part of!

Garrett Dare

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-01 21:49:13 Reply

Hello Newgrounds! I am a peace loving painter. My favourite painting techniques are watercolouring and technical sketching. I am very fond of European architecture. I'm German born but studying in Wien. My dream is to someday create a master race of a work, that the world will look up at in awe, as the world looked on works of Leonardo and Raphael. But right now my agent Goldenberg is giving me a hard time with my royalties so I've been struggling a bit as an independent artist.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-02 10:35:48 Reply

Hi nice to see you all :)

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-03-02 11:26:31 Reply

At 2/26/15 07:31 PM, Gooch wrote: I feel like I'm new here after my long hiatus.

Ain't that the truth. Nice to see the place is still kicking.


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