this morning she made us all get up and sing happy valentines day ( a ripoff of happy birthday.) to our mother because she can't keep a boyfriend. This is bullshit! Why should I pretend to be happy for her? It's not my fault she keeps pushing men away.
My sister is fucking fake
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You should introduce her to a fat black man to give her 400 pounds of mahogany thunder.
At 2/14/14 09:20 AM, Chdonga wrote: You should introduce her to a fat black man to give her 400 pounds of mahogany thunder.
We did. He left her for someone else.
At 2/14/14 09:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: this morning she made us all get up and sing happy valentines day ( a ripoff of happy birthday.) to our mother because she can't keep a boyfriend. This is bullshit! Why should I pretend to be happy for her? It's not my fault she keeps pushing men away.
I'd just slap her and ask why she thinks she's so special. Also I'd stop referring to her as my sister, that title would be revoked.
You could, y'know, do it just because it's your mother and you're not a total shit-eating dick.
Protect the Muska.
At 2/14/14 10:54 AM, Grotty wrote: You could, y'know, do it just because it's your mother and you're not a total shit-eating dick.
Do I look like I'm into incest, motherfucker? You only give gifts on valentine's day if you are not single. we are both single, therefore, no one should get gifts.
At 2/14/14 09:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: this morning she made us all get up and sing happy valentines day
She made you?
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 2/14/14 11:06 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:At 2/14/14 09:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
Not giving head will do that.
Being a malicious cunt doesn't help either.
This is bullshit! Why should I pretend to be happy for her?Because she is your mother?
And?
It's not my fault she keeps pushing men away.I probably is. Men tend to see kids (you) as an undesirable thing.
Not my problem.
:Maybe you have more to do with her unhappiness than you think.
How? How am I the source of her problems?
:You can at least get up off your fat lazy ass to sing her Happy Valentine's Day.
Not at 5:30 in the fucking morning!
At 2/14/14 11:05 AM, satanbrain wrote:At 2/14/14 09:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: this morning she made us all get up and sing happy valentines dayShe made you?
YES! she blew up my phone at 5:00 in the morning and wouldn't stop until I agreed to go with her and the sad part is she's not doing out of love, she's doing it to make herself look good.
Time to crack the whip, OP, get a pipe and teach that whole house who's boss.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
How about you stop bitching about your family prolbems on the internet? Not like we have our own to worry about, let alone sympathize and empathize with someone elses.
At 2/14/14 11:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: YES! she blew up my phone at 5:00 in the morning and wouldn't stop until I agreed to go with her and the sad part is she's not doing out of love, she's doing it to make herself look good.
Why didn't you mute her?
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
Here's what you do.
Buy your mom a dildo.
Wrap it.
Give it to your mom as a present.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Whisper "Happy Valentines Day Mommy"
and then, glare at your sister while you point to your balls and tell her to go fuck herself.
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Well you don't have to be such a asshole about it.
At 2/14/14 12:46 PM, satanbrain wrote:At 2/14/14 11:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: YES! she blew up my phone at 5:00 in the morning and wouldn't stop until I agreed to go with her and the sad part is she's not doing out of love, she's doing it to make herself look good.Why didn't you mute her?
I did eventually. Until she came to my apartment raising all kind of hell.
At 2/14/14 09:20 AM, Chdonga wrote: You should introduce her to a fat black man to give her 400 pounds of mahogany thunder.
Lol'd.
At 2/14/14 11:01 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:At 2/14/14 10:54 AM, Grotty wrote: You could, y'know, do it just because it's your mother and you're not a total shit-eating dick.
Chuckled.
Do I look like I'm into incest, motherfucker? You only give gifts on valentine's day if you are not single. we are both single, therefore, no one should get gifts.
You're fucking retarded.
You know what my mom gave me earlier today? A GIFT.
Fuckass...
At 2/14/14 11:07 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Beat her up.
Chuckled again.
At 2/14/14 12:08 PM, I-Raped-You wrote: How about you stop bitching about your family prolbems on the internet? Not like we have our own to worry about, let alone sympathize and empathize with someone elses.
Why don't you go make a retarded complaint thread, hypocritically, where you bitch about how much you hate when people bitch about stuff?
Oh, wait...
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At 2/14/14 02:47 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: I did eventually. Until she came to my apartment raising all kind of hell.
And this is why you should be more intellectually disposed. You'd have a greater sum of decisions to make to make a better outcome out of this ordeal, or any other that surfaces subsequently.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
At 2/14/14 09:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: this morning she made us all get up and sing happy valentines day ( a ripoff of happy birthday.) to our mother because she can't keep a boyfriend. This is bullshit! Why should I pretend to be happy for her? It's not my fault she keeps pushing men away.
How does that make her fake? Maybe your sister just wants your mom to feel loved. Sounds pretty genuine to me.
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At 2/14/14 02:52 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:
How does that make her fake? Maybe your sister just wants your mom to feel loved. Sounds pretty genuine to me.
It's not. It's all a sham!
At 2/14/14 03:22 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: It's not. It's all a sham!
Are you sure that you're not the sham in the can?
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
At 2/14/14 03:24 PM, LiquidFire wrote: Can I have your sister then?
Slit her throat whern you're done.
At 2/14/14 03:33 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:At 2/14/14 03:24 PM, LiquidFire wrote: Can I have your sister then?Slit her throat whern you're done.
Why are you trying to be a internet tough guy? Possibly you don't have a lover today?
At 2/14/14 03:41 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Why are you trying to be a internet tough guy? Possibly you don't have a lover today?
Or possibly because he is controlled by his sister, but blames the lack of reconciliation on everyone but himself.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
At 2/14/14 09:22 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:At 2/14/14 09:20 AM, Chdonga wrote: You should introduce her to a fat black man to give her 400 pounds of mahogany thunder.We did. He left her for someone else.
Well now this is awkward.
At 2/14/14 03:43 PM, Insanctuary wrote:At 2/14/14 03:41 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Why are you trying to be a internet tough guy? Possibly you don't have a lover today?Or possibly because he is controlled by his sister, but blames the lack of reconciliation on everyone but himself.
FUCK YOU! You don't know anything about me, you arrogant spic!
At 2/14/14 06:53 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: FUCK YOU! You don't know anything about me, you arrogant spic!
So, did I strike the iron before your nerve?
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
At 2/14/14 06:53 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
FUCK YOU! You don't know anything about me, you arrogant spic!
We know you act like a tough guy online cause your sister isn't around.
At 2/14/14 07:37 PM, tsukikomi wrote:At 2/14/14 06:53 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:We know you act like a tough guy online cause your sister isn't around.
FUCK YOU! You don't know anything about me, you arrogant spic!
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
