Since it's my b-day next tuesday and I desperately need a day off (and my ego is huge and out of control), I am declaring it an official holiday by the powers vested in my by Castle Greyskull and the state of Rhode Island.
There will be a buffet lunch served in the lobby followed by a very classy beer tasting and probably random procrastination throughout the site.
There's probably something about potatoes too.
You're welcome.