At 10/23/13 11:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
I wish for the most amazing bowl of ice cream ever!

Granted. Materializing in front of you appears to be an empty porcelain bowl. You grab it, and much to your surprise, it's freezing cold to the touch...in fact, its not porcelain at all, but some unearthly power has expertly carved and crafted an intricate design all along the rim of this perfectly shaped bowl...made entirely out of ice cream... Amazing!

It begins to melt rather abruptly. You taste it...its just regular old vanilla cream. Its not bad, but the amazing bit was that it was shaped into a bowl. Disappointing!

I wish I had mastery over real telekinesis.

At 10/23/13 11:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 10/23/13 11:01 PM, Lionelion wrote:

I wish that whenever I was buying something, i'd always have the exact change for it right in my pocket

Granted but as a result. Many people in your town begin to notice their item going missing and begin to suspect you when you show up at home with really pricey items. As a result they all gather around your house and kill you.

Wait hold up....Im fine with the outcome of me getting killed, but im curious as to why people's items go missing just because I have this new found power...?

At 10/23/13 11:39 PM, Nebula wrote: I wish i could have any consumable i wanted by thinking about it.

Granted, since you have the power to have any consumable you want, you start thinking about all kinds of consumables at the same time, the room fills quickly and you drown in a mesh of sloppy ice cream and warm pizza.

I wish I could live without oxygen.

At 10/24/13 02:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 10/23/13 11:39 PM, Nebula wrote: I wish i could have any consumable i wanted by thinking about it.

Granted, since you have the power to have any consumable you want, you start thinking about all kinds of consumables at the same time, the room fills quickly and you drown in a mesh of sloppy ice cream and warm pizza.

I wish I could live without oxygen.

Granted, you now need hydrogen to live, which is much rarer in our atmosphere...

I wish for explosions.

At 10/24/13 10:35 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/24/13 06:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/24/13 02:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 10/23/13 11:39 PM, Nebula wrote: I wish i could have any consumable i wanted by thinking about it.

Granted, since you have the power to have any consumable you want, you start thinking about all kinds of consumables at the same time, the room fills quickly and you drown in a mesh of sloppy ice cream and warm pizza.

I wish I could live without oxygen.

Granted, you now need hydrogen to live, which is much rarer in our atmosphere...

I wish for explosions.

Granted, you were caught in one of them and now you are all over the place.

I wish I could re-live various times of my life.

It's like Sluaghterhouse Five. You're unstuck in time and you have no control over the part of your life you re-live.

I wish I wasn't so awkward around people.

I wish I wasn't so awkward around people.

to bad not gunna happen unless its your mom

At 10/24/13 08:17 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

I wish for a lifetime supply of Arizona tea and Skittles!

Granted, you got your ass beat by cops for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't hate dubstep.

At 10/24/13 08:30 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for a Ferrari!

Granted, but it is in pieces.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

At 10/24/13 09:01 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

I wish for your soul!

Granted. as its owner you're now responsible for all the evil he did.

I wish for planters heat peanuts to be sold in larger bags.

At 10/24/13 09:19 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

I wish for a world with no borders!

Granted, now theres no gravity and everyone suffocates in space

I wish that my wish corruption would actually make sense

At 10/24/13 10:04 PM, Lionelion wrote:

I wish that my wish corruption would actually make sense

Granted. You have nothing to bitch about and that's your hell.

I wish for a live action batman beyond movie.

At 10/24/13 10:18 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 10/24/13 10:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for a live action batman beyond movie.

Wish granted, but the movie is so atrocious due to executive meddling that it bumps off Super Mario Bros. The Movie as the worst movie of all time!

I wish I the US was filled with less overly religious people.

Granted, the US is nuked and there are no survivors.

I wish the US didn't see me as a terrorist just because of some jokes.

At 10/25/13 09:45 AM, Vinnyy wrote: Granted, but you are now seen as a shitty comedian and you are still hated.

I wish I was funny.

Granted, but all your loved ones die of laughter.

I wish I had dramatically improved cognitive abilities.

At 10/25/13 10:02 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: I wish I had dramatically improved cognitive abilities.

Granted, but you lose all your physical abilities in return.

I wish for a better sight.

At 10/25/13 10:23 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/25/13 10:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/25/13 10:02 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: I wish I had dramatically improved cognitive abilities.

Granted, but you lose all your physical abilities in return.

I wish for a better sight.

Granted, but your hearing is now impaired.

I wish someone would leave a present for me outside my door.

Granted, and its even a normal, enjoyable present, but it is riddled with STDs. Enjoy your Hepatitis C, jackass.

I wish for world peace.

At 10/25/13 03:44 PM, Vi

I wish for something not harmful.

Granted. Here's nothing.
I wish for glasses.

At 10/25/13 06:02 PM, JappeJJ wrote:

I wish for glasses.

Granted. You get douche hipster frames. They accept you. When you try to fight them off they think you're being ironic. There is no escape.

I wish dragons were real and would play playstation with me.

At 10/25/13 06:10 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish dragons were real and would play playstation with me.

Granted, but when you win they get all pissy and throw the controller.

I wish DVDs would stop coming in these stupid fucking boxes with holes in them.

At 10/25/13 11:00 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

I wish my wish corrupter/tormentor was forced to have brunch with me!

At Village Inn

Granted. They think you're friends now and want to hang out allllllllllllllll the time.

I wish for a viking helmet.

At 10/25/13 11:20 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I wish for the next person to realize I'm talking about them when I say bromance!

Granted...BUT THE FEELING ISN'T MUTUAL.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate other people's dreams at will, with no physical consequences on myself or they...to cast them into custom crafted hells or paradises on an individual by individual basis.

At 10/26/13 04:30 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish I could fix your autistic fucking brain.

Granted, but you keep bitching nevertheless.

I wish you'd shut up forever.

I wish you'd shut up forever.

Granted! He's now unable to speak. But, he will follow you and kick you in the nuts because of your wish, forever.

I wish I could fly.

At 10/26/13 11:58 AM, JappeJJ wrote: I wish I could fly.

Granted, you don't look where you go and crash into a concrete wall.

I wish I could fly a plane.

At 10/26/13 12:54 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 10/26/13 12:32 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish for cake.

Granted, but I ate it all...

Got milk?

I'll just take this for your wish.

Well, it looks like milk, but...

I wish the cake was not a lie.

At 10/26/13 01:52 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I'll just take this for your wish.

Well, it looks like milk, but...

I wish the cake was not a lie.

granted, you create an event based paradox that your tiny brain pretends it can understand leaving everything you know a lie.
I wish my food was never spit in.

At 10/30/13 02:05 AM, ChickenTenders wrote: I wish my food was never spit in.

Granted. Your food was now shat in.

At 10/30/13 06:50 AM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 10/30/13 02:05 AM, ChickenTenders wrote: I wish my food was never spit in.

Granted. Your food was now shat in.

didn't wish a wish...

anyways I wish my wish included a wish for wishes

At 10/30/13 08:45 AM, Awesomenee wrote:

At 10/30/13 06:50 AM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 10/30/13 02:05 AM, ChickenTenders wrote: I wish my food was never spit in.

Granted. Your food was now shat in.

didn't wish a wish...

anyways I wish my wish included a wish for wishes

Granted, but every time you wish a new wish a new body part falls off. Soon you are just a head and torso.
I wish Halloween was already here.

I wish Halloween was already here.

Halloween is here so you cant wish for that. i wish for infinity £'s

At 10/30/13 11:37 AM, elitegamer11 wrote:

I wish Halloween was already here.

Halloween is here so you cant wish for that. i wish for infinity £'s

Granted but nobody knows what that is cause it's fucking weird and America rules, cheeseburgers, rap music, rock and roll, strip clubs. Suck it.

I wish I had nunchucks made of diamond.