At 11/23/14 01:54 PM, cga-999 wrote:
I wish I could fly.

Granted. Your body is made of floating material now. And you have no control over it whatsoever, so you float away into the outer space...

I wish Spongebob became his good old self again...

At 11/23/14 03:12 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish Spongebob became his good old self again...

Granted. He is now his prehistoric self. (you did say old)

I wish that it was summer weather 24/7.

At 11/23/14 03:55 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/23/14 03:12 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish Spongebob became his good old self again...

Granted. He is now his prehistoric self. (you did say old)

I wish that it was summer weather 24/7.

Granted. The climatic change kills all crops with constant heat, causing massive famine that's followed by a world wide social and economic disaster.

I wish for a cheezburger...

At 11/23/14 04:04 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
I want Steam's christmas sale to happen now.

It happens, but there are so many customers, that the Steam servers are overloaded.

At 11/23/14 04:04 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
Fuck you and your wish.

(Also, you suck at being Trixie...)

Now I wish for an actual cheezburger

At 11/23/14 04:11 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I wish the steam servers weren't overloaded.

Granted! But now you have unicorn aids. Also, you're banned from every steam server.

I wish Obama was actually smart.

At 11/23/14 04:13 PM, fmn335 wrote:

At 11/23/14 04:11 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I wish the steam servers weren't overloaded.

Granted! But now you have unicorn aids. Also, you're banned from every steam server.

I wish Obama was actually smart.

Granted, but it just happens to be an election day, and some idiot was chosen instead of Obama.

I wish YouTube comment section had people instead of hate message spam bots.

At 11/23/14 04:21 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish YouTube comment section had people instead of hate message spam bots.

Granted, but those hate message spam bots are now your next door neighbors.

I wish the user below had no genitals.

At 11/24/14 03:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/23/14 04:21 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish YouTube comment section had people instead of hate message spam bots.

Granted, but those hate message spam bots are now your next door neighbors.

I wish the user below had no genitals.

Granted, however you wake up this user's 8" cock and balls down your throat making breathing essentially impossible half the time.

I wish I became less lazy.

At 11/23/14 01:52 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

The reply after you speaks for itself.

At 11/24/14 07:24 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: I wish I became less lazy.

Granted, you work yourself to death.

I wish I didn't have to work in order to make a living.

At 11/24/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/23/14 01:52 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

The reply after you speaks for itself.

At 11/24/14 07:24 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: I wish I became less lazy.

Granted, you work yourself to death.

I wish I didn't have to work in order to make a living.

Granted: you become PewDiePie's over9000th clone that somehow got popular to the point of being able to live off of his fame. And then the jelaous janitors beat the shit out of you for earning too much money...

I wish humans were real... (try to corrupt THAT :7)

At 11/24/14 02:33 PM, glazov123 wrote:

At 11/24/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/23/14 01:52 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

The reply after you speaks for itself.

At 11/24/14 07:24 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: I wish I became less lazy.

Granted, you work yourself to death.

I wish I didn't have to work in order to make a living.

Granted: you become PewDiePie's over9000th clone that somehow got popular to the point of being able to live off of his fame. And then the jelaous janitors beat the shit out of you for earning too much money...

I wish humans were real... (try to corrupt THAT :7)

Granted , but it turns out cats were the humans and we were the cats all along , ain't that something .
I wish for mac and cheese .

At 11/24/14 06:49 PM, Inplosion wrote:
I wish for mac and cheese .

Granted. You get an MLP-based Yaoi fanfic about Cheese Sandwich and Big Mac

I wish Minecraft had Vortigaunts

At 11/24/14 07:50 PM, glazov123 wrote: I wish Minecraft had Vortigaunts

Granted, they are added when no one cares about Minecraft any more, so no one cares about them.

I wish for the severed head of the guy who broke down the electricity around here earlier today.

At 11/26/14 12:33 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/24/14 07:50 PM, glazov123 wrote: I wish Minecraft had Vortigaunts

Granted, they are added when no one cares about Minecraft any more, so no one cares about them.

I wish for the severed head of the guy who broke down the electricity around here earlier today.

Granted: someone framed you by throwing the guy's head into your house, and now you are imprisoned for murder.

I wish for an inflatable working airplane

At 11/26/14 03:05 PM, glazov123 wrote: I wish for an inflatable working airplane

Granted. It explodes. You die.

I wish for a 50-ton watermelon.

At 11/26/14 03:24 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 11/26/14 03:05 PM, glazov123 wrote: I wish for an inflatable working airplane

Granted. It explodes. You die.

I wish for a 50-ton watermelon.

Granted. Most of it rots away because you cannot consume it fast enough.

I wish I could do magic (and I'm not talking about cheesy card tricks here)

At 11/26/14 03:29 PM, glazov123 wrote: Granted. Most of it rots away because you cannot consume it fast enough.

I wish I could do magic (and I'm not talking about cheesy card tricks here)

Granted, you can do magic, but unfortunately you can't do cheesy card tricks and that's all people want to see.

I wish I could surf on concrete.

At 11/26/14 03:29 PM, glazov123 wrote: I wish I could do magic (and I'm not talking about cheesy card tricks here)

Granted. Your only power makes everyone hate you so much that they trap you in a room without letting you die.

I wish for my body to become ice.

At 11/26/14 03:42 PM, Pixelwiz wrote: Granted. Your only power makes everyone hate you so much that they trap you in a room without letting you die.

I wish for my body to become ice.

Granted. Your body becomes ice, and you freeze to death.

I wish I could surf on concrete.

At 11/26/14 04:16 PM, 24901miles wrote:

I wish someone would invent a fourth basic component in RGB displays which acts as a high resolution camera so that the wrap around displays on the surface of all smart phones can be used as a conformal panoramic surface which displays the image from the opposing pixel, giving the phone the ability to render itself invisible or take photos in 360°.

Granted. Pirating movies becomes so easy to get away with that Movie theaters start insisting you strip naked before entering. This does not stop people from bringing their loud children to grown up movies. So that's bad for two reasons.

I wish I could build a snowman as well as the media portrays them.

At 11/26/14 03:58 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I could surf on concrete.

Granted, the concrete now does waves to everyone else's annoyance.

At 11/26/14 05:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish I could build a snowman as well as the media portrays them.

Granted, but global warming intensifies to the point where there's no more snow ever.

I wish to know how hated one must be in order to be skipped twice in a row.

At 11/27/14 09:52 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/27/14 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to know how hated one must be in order to be skipped twice in a row.

Granted, but the stress causes suicidal impulses.

My wish is simple: A 3 headed dog with a cat's body and a lizard's tail.

Granted, it eats you alive.

I wish for a robot that follows all my orders.

At 11/27/14 09:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, it eats you alive.

I wish for a robot that follows all my orders.

Granted, you get a homing robot that can effectively track any emitted audio frequencies. As soon as you order something, it follows that order.

I wish the world wasn't so corrupt.

At 11/27/14 03:22 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

Granted, but you absorb too much radiation, become radioactive, and kill anyone who gets close to you.

I wish I could explore the universe.

At 11/27/14 08:22 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

Granted, but you absorb too much radiation, become radioactive, and kill anyone who gets close to you.

I wish I could explore the universe.

Granted. As you soar through a vast realm watching super novas and beauty that which only a poet could properly describe it is then that you notice that you left the oven on.

I wish everyone had an extra foot

At 11/27/14 08:30 PM, Maltos wrote: Granted. As you soar through a vast realm watching super novas and beauty that which only a poet could properly describe it is then that you notice that you left the oven on.

I wish everyone had an extra foot

Granted, everyone is a foot taller than you and you are seen as a freak of nature and an outcast.

I wish I could travel to any point in my timeline and correct anything I regret doing.

At 11/27/14 09:10 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: uh I wish Charles Manson wasn't taken...

Granted, but you have to keep up the appearance of a chaste Christian woman, going to church every week, bake sales, bible studies, etc.

I wish I was fluent in all the world's major languages.

At 11/27/14 09:29 PM, 24901miles wrote: I wish I had free Starbucks coffee for life.

Granted. They add horse shit to the coffee.

I wish I was Kirby.

At 11/27/14 09:19 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I wish I was fluent in all the world's major languages.

Granted. The languages suddenly change after you learn them all.

See above post for my wish.

At 11/27/14 09:34 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 11/27/14 09:19 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I wish I was fluent in all the world's major languages.

Granted. The languages suddenly change after you learn them all.

See above post for my wish.

You're not Kirby. You're Pixelwiz, and that won't change (unless you change your username, and "kirby" is already taken.)

I wish I signed up when I found NG (2005).