At 7/13/13 08:16 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish the truth about Kurt Cobains death came out.

Granted. It was aliens that were doing it to save the world.

I wish for a submachinegun.

At 7/13/13 10:36 PM, kisame wrote:

At 7/13/13 08:16 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish the truth about Kurt Cobains death came out.

Granted. It was aliens that were doing it to save the world.

I wish for a submachinegun.

Granted. But instead of firing bullets, the submachinegun shoots out gnomes with tourettes.

I wish I owned a gnome with tourettes.

At 7/13/13 10:54 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 7/13/13 10:36 PM, kisame wrote:

At 7/13/13 08:16 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish the truth about Kurt Cobains death came out.

Granted. It was aliens that were doing it to save the world.

I wish for a submachinegun.

Granted. But instead of firing bullets, the submachinegun shoots out gnomes with tourettes.

I wish I owned a gnome with tourettes.

Granted, It attacks someone and you are force to put it down and pay for damages.

At 7/13/13 11:08 PM, kisame wrote:

At 7/13/13 10:54 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 7/13/13 10:36 PM, kisame wrote:

At 7/13/13 08:16 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish the truth about Kurt Cobains death came out.

Granted. It was aliens that were doing it to save the world.

I wish for a submachinegun.

Granted. But instead of firing bullets, the submachinegun shoots out gnomes with tourettes.

I wish I owned a gnome with tourettes.

Granted, It attacks someone and you are force to put it down and pay for damages.

Make a wish dipfuck.

I wish I got a watermelon popsicle, from the grocery store, that wasn't poisoned or tampered with in any way.

At 7/13/13 11:18 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 7/13/13 11:08 PM, kisame wrote:

I wish I got a watermelon popsicle, from the grocery store, that wasn't poisoned or tampered with in any way.

Granted, But it's sentient and screams every time you lick it.

I Wish this country would hurry up and riot.

At 7/13/13 11:37 PM, kisame wrote:
I Wish this country would hurry up and riot.

Granted but the riot grows too violent and the press uses this to further the support for the opposite party.

I wish I had a tail.

At 7/13/13 07:09 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish the level icons would revert back to the old ones. They were better.

Granted, but your EXP will be reset to 0, so you have to start from scratch all over again.

At 7/14/13 02:01 AM, RoadWarrior wrote: I wish I had telekinesis

Granted, but you suck at using it, and you beat yourself to death with a fire extinguisher.

I wish my PC hadn't crashed... again.

At 7/14/13 05:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my PC hadn't crashed... again.

Granted but it's dead.

I wish NewgroundsMike had a better PC.

At 7/14/13 05:35 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 05:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my PC hadn't crashed... again.

Granted but it's dead.

I wish NewgroundsMike had a better PC.

So do I, but I'm chronically broke. So, to corrupt your wish, I'll get the best PC in the world, but you pay.

I wish I could get the NG sitcom running.

At 7/14/13 05:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could get the NG sitcom running.

Granted but it won't run very long because of exhaustion (That fat bastard).

I wish NewGrounds was a sitcom already

At 7/14/13 05:44 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 05:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could get the NG sitcom running.

Granted but it won't run very long because of exhaustion (That fat bastard).

I wish NewGrounds was a sitcom already

Granted, and you're the unfunniest guy in it.

I wish my friends would finally get a meeting together in order to organize our trip to Wacken.

At 7/14/13 05:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my friends would finally get a meeting together in order to organize our trip to Wacken.

Granted but the Kracken will be released.

I wish I had a turtle.

At 7/14/13 06:31 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 05:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my friends would finally get a meeting together in order to organize our trip to Wacken.

Granted but the Kracken will be released.

I know, we're bringing him there. BTW, as far as I know, you're Danish, so you'd actually live very close. You coming?

I wish I had a turtle.

Granted, but you had no idea how perverted those beasts can be.

I wish my sister's turtle didn't try to f**k my boots.

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I know, we're bringing him there. BTW, as far as I know, you're Danish, so you'd actually live very close. You coming?

It does sound interesting, but I'm too lazy.

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my sister's turtle didn't try to f**k my boots.

Granted but it's dead.
I wish I wasn't lazy.

I'm too lazy to grant your wish.

I wish TehPoptartKid would respond to this with a picture of a blueberry pie.

At 7/14/13 09:21 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I know, we're bringing him there. BTW, as far as I know, you're Danish, so you'd actually live very close. You coming?

It does sound interesting, but I'm too lazy.

You're somewhat late anyway, it's been sold out for 10 months.

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my sister's turtle didn't try to f**k my boots.

Granted but it's dead.
I wish I wasn't lazy.

Granted, now you work your ass off until you die way before your time.

I wish I already had my driving licence.

At 7/14/13 09:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: You're somewhat late anyway, it's been sold out for 10 months.

I might also have considered it if I knew about it earlier.

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish I already had my driving licence.

Granted but you die in a carcrash.

I wish more of my corruptions were more possitive

At 7/14/13 09:35 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish more of my corruptions were more possitive

Granted, but no one likes your new corruptions.

I wish we had teleportation so we don't have to use airplanes.

At 7/14/13 10:16 AM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish we had teleportation so we don't have to use airplanes.

Granted. You don't get to control where you teleport.

I wish I can fly.

At 7/14/13 10:19 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 10:16 AM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish we had teleportation so we don't have to use airplanes.

Granted. You don't get to control where you teleport.

I wish I can fly.

Granted. You fly so high you reach space, and there you asphyxiate.

I wish I had a life.

At 7/14/13 10:32 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I had a life.

granted but the first 12 weeks of the pregnancy you were terminated.

I GRANT YOUR NON EXISTANT WISH. You die, T-DG.

I wish for a pair of new socks.

I didn't make a wish moron I just granted his.

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I didn't make a wish moron I just granted his.

QUIT BREAKING THE RULES OF THIS GAME.

I still wish for a pair of new socks.

At 7/14/13 11:07 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I didn't make a wish moron I just granted his.

QUIT BREAKING THE RULES OF THIS GAME.

I still wish for a pair of new socks.

Granted, but they're not your size.

I wish for all the people who fail to play by the rules to get the F***ING F**K out of this thread, goddamnit.

At 7/14/13 02:30 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/14/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:07 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

I wish I knew what every word in the English language meant.

Granted, but you can only speak Irish.

I wish my bed were bigger.

At 7/14/13 03:18 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I understood everything better.

Granted, everyone else understands less. You were killed for being a smart ass.

I wish my penis is super huge.

At 7/14/13 06:35 PM, Tankdown wrote:

I wish my penis is super huge.

Granted, the first time you see a pretty girl all your blood drains into it and your heart stops.

I wish for kung fu mastery that I am never forced to use.

At 7/14/13 06:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for kung fu mastery that I am never forced to use.

Granted, everyone carries guns, and has a strong prejudice of you. So you're too afraid to use it.

I wish for the superpower to slap anyone in the back of the head with my MIND!

At 7/14/13 06:48 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 7/14/13 06:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for kung fu mastery that I am never forced to use.

Granted, everyone carries guns, and has a strong prejudice of you. So you're too afraid to use it.

I wish for the superpower to slap anyone in the back of the head with my MIND!

Granted, but every time you use this super power you will age by 5 years and your hair will fall out. If you don't use this super power within a 30 day time period, your head will explode due to pressure build up...

I wish I could run faster than 50mph.