At 7/14/13 07:00 PM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I could run faster than 50mph.

Granted but you'll run in a wall and die from it.

I wish Cartoon Network would make more awesome shows.

At 7/14/13 07:03 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 07:00 PM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I could run faster than 50mph.

Granted but you'll run in a wall and die from it.

I wish Cartoon Network would make more awesome shows.

Granted but the new shows that air on Cartoon Network are cancelled because a lot of angry parents are protesting the adult themes and innuendos.

I wish Eggo made this their slogan. "Eggo made me preggo!"

Granted it made you preggo.

I wish stuff happened.

At 7/14/13 07:32 PM, SSIICCOO wrote: Granted it made you preggo.

I wish stuff happened.

You wish stuff happened?

Okay.

Granted. A rhino poops out a monkey and the monkey sings a lady gaga song and at the same time a gnome with tourettes is driving a stolen car and police cars are chasing after him. The monkey singing the lady gaga song walks into the street and gets run over by the gnome with the tourettes and the rhino sees this happen and poops out a missile and it shoots towards the gnome's car and boom! The car explodes and the gnome goes flying into a KFC. The gnome orders some chicken and eats it at his table. There's some hair on the chicken and he go complains to the employees but his tourettes slips up and he calls one of the employees a bad name and they have a round of fisticuffs until the rhino poops out a catapult and he catapults himself into the KFC restaurant and smashes the entire place to bits killing everyone inside.

I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

Granted, it makes everyone around you invisible.

I wish for sheep.

At 7/14/13 09:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for calm and peacefulness.

Granted. You have destroyed the whole planet Earth. Now you have calm and peacefulness.

I wish I could travel to a distant galaxy.

At 7/15/13 10:05 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 09:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for calm and peacefulness.

Granted. You have destroyed the whole planet Earth. Now you have calm and peacefulness.

I wish I could travel to a distant galaxy.

Granted, but the ship you are traveling in is run by the Hal 9000....

I wish for everything and nothing.

At 7/15/13 10:10 AM, 00Nick00 wrote:

At 7/15/13 10:05 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 09:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for calm and peacefulness.

Granted. You have destroyed the whole planet Earth. Now you have calm and peacefulness.

I wish I could travel to a distant galaxy.

Granted, but the ship you are traveling in is run by the Hal 9000....

I wish for everything and nothing.

Granted, you get nothing, the others get everything.

I wish to be among those that get everything.

Granted, you get everything and promptly get erased out of existance due to reality overloading.

I wish for a brand new computer.

At 7/15/13 01:08 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish to get all the good stuff.

Granted but you don't have the space.

I wish I had a dog

At 7/15/13 01:14 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for fun.

Granted but you're irresponsible.

I wish for a stupid dog

At 7/15/13 01:20 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I won't ever make anymore mistakes.

Granted but it's because you're dead.

I wish for immortality.

At 7/15/13 01:24 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/15/13 01:20 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I won't ever make anymore mistakes.

Granted but it's because you're dead.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but sooner or later you will get bored of it and try to kill yourself but you can't.

At 7/15/13 01:29 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

Granted, you're now so full of energy you start doing stunts and at some point you land right in front of a moving train.

I wish the trains in Germany weren't always delayed for days.

At 7/15/13 01:46 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/15/13 01:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/15/13 01:29 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

Granted, you're now so full of energy you start doing stunts and at some point you land right in front of a moving train.

I wish the trains in Germany weren't always delayed for days.

Granted. Now they're delayed for months.

I wish for a good night sleep.

Granted, you sleep so well you never wake up again.

I wish my corruptions didn't always end with someone dying.

At 7/15/13 02:33 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for something that's not a lie.

Granted. You get the truth, but it's so shocking you can't handle it.

I wish for a better PC.

At 7/16/13 09:59 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for lots of Bacon.

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I was funnier.

At 7/16/13 10:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/16/13 09:59 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for lots of Bacon.

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I was funnier.

You are, but people don't appreceate your jokes.

I wish people stopped posting in this thread, especialy NewgroundsMike, and never see it on 1st page again.

At 7/16/13 10:23 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for Stamper's voice. (that's one sick voice when you think about it)

Granted, but you'll also get addicted to alcohol and cigarettes.

I wish I worked at NG.

At 7/16/13 02:04 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wish i had no money, no house and no girlfriend.

Granted. You find out this sucks and you kill yourself.

I wish I had money, a house and a girlfriend.

At 7/17/13 09:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/16/13 02:04 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wish i had no money, no house and no girlfriend.

Granted. You find out this sucks and you kill yourself.

I wish I had money, a house and a girlfriend.

Granted, But she takes your house and your money.

I wish Travis was dead.

At 7/17/13 12:09 PM, BasedBubbus wrote: i wish for 3 latin bitches and an mpc

Granted, but all 3 of them are transvestites.

I wish for a chick without a dick.

At 7/17/13 12:06 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/17/13 11:26 AM, kisame wrote:

At 7/17/13 09:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/16/13 02:04 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wish i had no money, no house and no girlfriend.

Granted. You find out this sucks and you kill yourself.

I wish I had money, a house and a girlfriend.

Granted, But she takes your house and your money.

I wish Travis was dead.

Granted, but his ghost haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish for an effective way to relieve some of my stress that I've been getting lately.

Granted, but it turns out that you have to kill people.

I wish I had a way to compensate for the lack of fucks that I give.

At 7/17/13 12:58 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wanna 18 year old asian girl with a huge ass.

Granted, she sits down on your face and chokes you.

At 7/17/13 01:23 PM, kisame wrote: I wish I had a way to compensate for the lack of fucks that I give.

Granted, but you have to kill people.

I still wish for a chick without a dick.

At 7/17/13 01:57 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/17/13 01:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/17/13 12:58 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wanna 18 year old asian girl with a huge ass.

Granted, she sits down on your face and chokes you.

At 7/17/13 01:23 PM, kisame wrote: I wish I had a way to compensate for the lack of fucks that I give.

Granted, but you have to kill people.

I still wish for a chick without a dick.

Granted, but she also has no vagina or boobs.

I wish I had signed up on this site earlier than I did.

Granted, but now no one cares about signup dates, instead it is who ever has post over 10+K post. That number will keep increasing by 2 every time you post, so you will never reach it no matter how hard you try...

I wish I had a magic box....

At 7/18/13 06:05 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I had a magic box....

Granted but it has no magic at all.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.

At 7/18/13 06:06 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/18/13 06:05 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I had a magic box....

Granted but it has no magic at all.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.

Granted, but you are now a genie in a bottle and you must corrupt others peoples wishes now.
:wait....

I wish it was cold outside....

At 7/18/13 06:10 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish it was cold outside....

Granted but you can't get outside because it is so cold.

I wish for a beer and a deer

At 7/18/13 06:11 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

Granted but you can't get outside because it is so cold.

I wish for a beer and a deer

Granted, but the deer drinks all of your beer.

I wish for Nutella.

At 7/18/13 06:14 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I wish for Nutella.

Granted but you get diabetes.

I wish diabetes didn't exist.