At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:

I wish my a lot of people bought my music.

Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.

At 5/2/13 09:29 PM, Goobleboo wrote:

At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:

I wish my a lot of people bought my music.

Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.

Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish to pass my final exams (starting next week).

At 5/3/13 09:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/2/13 09:29 PM, Goobleboo wrote:

At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:

I wish my a lot of people bought my music.

Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.

Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish to pass my final exams (starting next week).

Granted but you barely pass them by the smallest margin which doesn't make you eligible to get into the College or job you want in the future.

I wish people would come up with far more interesting things to wish for so this thread could become hilarious

At 5/3/13 09:25 AM, AmpdVodka wrote: I wish people would come up with far more interesting things to wish for so this thread could become hilarious

People will know far more interesting wishes, after this thread was locked.

I wish to be reply #666 in this thread.

At 5/3/13 09:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
People will know far more interesting wishes, after this thread was locked.

I wish to be reply #666 in this thread.

Granted, but afterward you immediately burst into flames and descend to hell!

I wish I had a chicken sandwich right now.

At 5/3/13 10:37 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish I had a chicken sandwich right now.

Granted, but that's a ZOMBIE chicken sandwich, it also has no mayo.
I wish for something to happen.

At 5/3/13 10:43 AM, Araita wrote:
Granted, but that's a ZOMBIE chicken sandwich, it also has no mayo.
I wish for something to happen.

Your house is hit by a meteor. You survive, but all your stuff is burnt up in a fiery blaze. You don't have meteor insurance, so you can't buy a new computer for a long time.

I wish for a huge magnet.

At 5/3/13 10:48 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote:

At 5/3/13 10:43 AM, Araita wrote:
Granted, but that's a ZOMBIE chicken sandwich, it also has no mayo.
I wish for something to happen.

Your house is hit by a meteor. You survive, but all your stuff is burnt up in a fiery blaze. You don't have meteor insurance, so you can't buy a new computer for a long time.

I wish for a huge magnet.

Granted, but you get sucked into a giant fan and chopped into pieces.
I wish for universal and interdimensional peace tht will last for 30 billions of years, and then everything ends.

At 5/3/13 10:58 AM, barbwirepain wrote:
Granted, but you get sucked into a giant fan and chopped into pieces.
I wish for universal and interdimensional peace tht will last for 30 billions of years, and then everything ends.

Granted, but you are warped into year 30,000,000,001 so you end too.

I wish for a shark.

At 5/3/13 11:35 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for a shark.

Yes, but it was one of Dr. Evil's sharks, and it has a fricken' laser beam attached to it's fricken' head. This sounds cool at first, until the shark shoots you in the dick with a laser.

I wish Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider would stop getting acting jobs.

At 5/3/13 05:25 PM, Scarface wrote:
Yes, but it was one of Dr. Evil's sharks, and it has a fricken' laser beam attached to it's fricken' head. This sounds cool at first, until the shark shoots you in the dick with a laser.

I wish Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider would stop getting acting jobs.

Granted, but now they can't make money, so they decide to live in your house and mooch off you for the rest of their lives.

I wish for some beer.

At 5/3/13 05:31 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for some beer.

Granted, but it's warm, and alcohol free.
I wish to be persistent on what I do.

At 5/3/13 05:56 PM, Araita wrote:

At 5/3/13 05:31 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for some beer.

Granted, but it's warm, and alcohol free.
I wish to be persistent on what I do.

Granted, but now you become a perfectionist, and can't leave your home daily until everything is in the perfect place.

i wish i had a mullet (the haircut)

At 5/4/13 01:16 AM, barbwirepain wrote: i wish i had a mullet (the haircut)

Granted. You now look like a massive douche, because you have a mullet.

I wish stupid people stopped using the internet (excluding myself).

At 5/4/13 09:48 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 5/4/13 01:16 AM, barbwirepain wrote: i wish i had a mullet (the haircut)

Granted. You now look like a massive douche, because you have a mullet.

I wish stupid people stopped using the internet (excluding myself).

Granted, now only the most intelligent people use the Internet, and since you're the only stupid guy left, you're all alone very quickly.

I wish I could speak the language of the ancient Vikings.

At 5/4/13 10:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, now only the most intelligent people use the Internet, and since you're the only stupid guy left, you're all alone very quickly.

I wish I could speak the language of the ancient Vikings.

Granted, but you now have to participate in the sacking of Europe and accidentally cut your head off with your own ax.

I wish I could point and people and make them stop talking.

At 5/4/13 10:42 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish I could point and people and make them stop talking.

They fail to warn you about a car coming towards you and you get by it and die.

You get control over the Star Wars sequels.

At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.

Granted, all life is now extinct.

I wish I had a strange frying pan.

At 5/4/13 12:54 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:

At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.

Granted, all life is now extinct.

I wish I had a strange frying pan.

Granted, but it's too strange to handle.

I wish I was part of a metal band.

At 5/4/13 01:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/4/13 12:54 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:

At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.

Granted, all life is now extinct.

" I wish I had a strange frying pan.

Granted, but it's too strange to handle.

I wish I was part of a metal band."

Granted. Now you are part of a metal band but, you get aids from a groupie and never make it big.

I wish to know everything.

At 5/4/13 08:17 PM, Noble-Rayne wrote:

At 5/4/13 01:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/4/13 12:54 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:

At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.

Granted, all life is now extinct.

" I wish I had a strange frying pan.

Granted, but it's too strange to handle.

I wish I was part of a metal band."

Granted. Now you are part of a metal band but, you get aids from a groupie and never make it big.

I wish to know everything.

Okay you know everything but now you know what your grandma looks like naked

I wish that I Was a Millionaire.

At 5/4/13 10:58 PM, dt2311 wrote: I wish that I Was a Millionaire.

Granted, but the Government tells you to give it to them or else they use their best FBI agents to capture and execute you.

I wish I had a dollar.

At 5/5/13 05:08 AM, Corbetto wrote:

At 5/5/13 02:17 AM, convict357 wrote:

At 5/4/13 10:58 PM, dt2311 wrote: I wish that I Was a Millionaire.

Granted, but the Government tells you to give it to them or else they use their best FBI agents to capture and execute you.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but you get a dollar in monopoly money instead.

I wish that i had a pet dragon named Kevin.

Granted, but it fries you.

I wish for 2 posts above to be deleted, so I'd be #666.

At 5/5/13 06:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but it fries you.

I wish for 2 posts above to be deleted, so I'd be #666.

Well. I am not a mod, but if your wish are granted. Someone with serious hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. (Fear of the number 666) will faint and fall dead upon read your #666 post and his friend and family will sue you mainly to get Bill Gates' net worth out of you.

I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.

At 5/5/13 07:09 AM, poom3619 wrote: I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.

Granted, but soon they'll find something else to bitch about.

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted

Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.

At 5/5/13 08:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/5/13 07:09 AM, poom3619 wrote: I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.

Granted, but soon they'll find something else to bitch about.

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted

Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.

Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

At 5/11/13 04:04 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted

Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.

Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

Granted, But it's a buggy unplayable mess.

I wish humanity would stop acting like a bunch of assholes.

At 5/11/13 04:07 AM, kisame wrote:

At 5/11/13 04:04 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted

Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.

Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

Granted, But it's a buggy unplayable mess.

I wish humanity would stop acting like a bunch of assholes.

Granted. But all of humanity becomes so nice, they become pushovers for the alien invasion. Everybody is enslaved, the aliens become the rulers of Earth. Dun dun duuuuuun!

I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.

At 5/11/13 05:07 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.

Granted, he stops, because you kill him, and you are arrested for it.

I wish I was in Wacken. (at the time of the festival of course)

At 5/11/13 09:59 AM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 5/11/13 09:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/11/13 05:07 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.

Granted, he stops, because you kill him, and you are arrested for it.

I wish I was in Wacken. (at the time of the festival of course)

Wish granted, you find out that you hate heavy metal.

I wish I can play in Ensiferum.

Granted, but you suck at it and Ensiferum lose all their fans.

I wish my butt didn't hurt after that 5 hour exam yesterday.