At 7/18/13 06:21 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

Granted but you get diabetes.

I wish diabetes didn't exist.

Fail, I already have type 1 Diabetes. And I'm not even joking. Anyway, your wish is granted but you get AIDS.

I wish death metal music never existed.

At 7/18/13 06:21 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/18/13 06:14 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I wish for Nutella.

Granted but you get diabetes.

I wish diabetes didn't exist.

Granted, but now everyone just keeps on eating and becomes lazy, so they build robots to do every thing for them. The robots, however, destroy the human race because every one is fat, lazy, and can't fight back.

I wish I was dictator of the world...

At 7/18/13 06:26 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote:

At 7/18/13 06:21 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

Granted but you get diabetes.

I wish diabetes didn't exist.

Fail, I already have type 1 Diabetes. And I'm not even joking. Anyway, your wish is granted but you get AIDS.

I wish death metal music never existed.

Granted, but a new type of music is made that is 10x loader than death metal ever was. Your neighbors also love to play it every night before you go to bed too.

I wish I was dictator of the damn world...

At 7/18/13 06:30 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I was dictator of the damn world...

Granted but the world goes under shortly after.

I wish the government won't spy on the population.

At 7/18/13 08:23 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for my wish not to get corrupted.

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish people can't wish for an uncorrupted wish.

At 7/18/13 09:14 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/18/13 08:23 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for my wish not to get corrupted.

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish people can't wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted, but you ruin the game asswipe.

I wish this thread would die.

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At 7/18/13 09:23 AM, Slint wrote: I wish this thread would die.

Granted, you killed it, and now everyone hates you.

I wish this thread would never die.

At 7/18/13 09:57 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for Slint to be in hellish pain.

Granted, but so will you.

I wish you had the balls to corrupt my wish.

At 7/18/13 10:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/18/13 09:57 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for Slint to be in hellish pain.

Granted, but so will you.

I wish you had the balls to corrupt my wish.

Granted, your wish corruptor has bigger balls than your.

I wish my girlfriend always be honest to me.

At 7/18/13 10:27 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for a monkey, like in Ace Ventura.

Granted, but that monkey always throws his crap in your face.

I wish for ale.

At 7/18/13 12:21 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for more popularity on this site.

Granted, but the site gets too active and crashes, losing all of the data.

I wish I could get Grand Theft Auto IV to run on this computer.

At 7/18/13 12:28 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:23 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:21 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for more popularity on this site.

Granted, but the site gets too active and crashes, losing all of the data.

I wish I could get Grand Theft Auto IV to run on this computer.

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted, it's this piece of crap.

I wish I got laid by a hot girl that has nice tits, and no dick. And a clean vagina.

Yeah, corrupt that bitchez.

At 7/19/13 12:28 AM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:28 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:23 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:21 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for more popularity on this site.

Granted, but the site gets too active and crashes, losing all of the data.

I wish I could get Grand Theft Auto IV to run on this computer.

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted, it's this piece of crap.

I wish I got laid by a hot girl that has nice tits, and no dick. And a clean vagina.

Yeah, corrupt that bitchez.

Granted. She then admits to you she is bisexual and tells you that she has the hots for your sister too.

I wish Grand Theft Auto 5 would come out tomorrow

At 7/19/13 03:36 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 7/19/13 12:28 AM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:28 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:23 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 7/18/13 12:21 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for more popularity on this site.

Granted, but the site gets too active and crashes, losing all of the data.

I wish I could get Grand Theft Auto IV to run on this computer.

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted, it's this piece of crap.

I wish I got laid by a hot girl that has nice tits, and no dick. And a clean vagina.

Yeah, corrupt that bitchez.

Granted. She then admits to you she is bisexual and tells you that she has the hots for your sister too.

I wish Grand Theft Auto 5 would come out tomorrow

Granted, but it's only released for atari 2600, and the price is tripled.

I wish for a million US non-counterfeit marked dollar bills, that I can spend anywhere I want, at any time, for myself, and no one else.

At 7/19/13 05:00 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 7/19/13 04:30 AM, somespammer224 wrote: I wish for a million US non-counterfeit marked dollar bills, that I can spend anywhere I want, at any time, for myself, and no one else.

Granted, but all you can buy is poisonous snakes that have a bloodlust for members of your immediate family.

I wish I was Batman.

Granted, but you lack all the cool technical stuff he uses, making your wish utterly useless.

I wish for some poisonous snakes that have a bloodlust for members of my immediate family.

At 7/19/13 05:45 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for all the cool technical stuff Batman uses.

Granted but you don't know how to use it.

I wish I was Spiderman

At 7/19/13 05:47 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/19/13 05:45 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for all the cool technical stuff Batman uses.

Granted but you don't know how to use it.

I wish I was Spiderman

Granted, you get caught up in your own spiderweb because you suck at it.

I wish I had the powers of all superheroes combined, without their weaknesses or any other bad side-effects.

Good luck.

At 7/19/13 05:47 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/19/13 05:45 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for all the cool technical stuff Batman uses.

Granted but you don't know how to use it.

I wish I was Spiderman

Granted, you are spiderman without any superpowers. And now, the crime rate has gone up by 10x the normal amount so the police count on you to stop it....

I wish I could punch though walls with my bare hands.

I wish I could punch though walls with my bare hands.

granted i wish for dcake

At 7/19/13 07:12 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/19/13 07:11 AM, danr1998 wrote:

I wish I could punch though walls with my bare hands.

granted i wish for dcake

Granted, but the cake is poisoned
I wish for more mutagen

whats that

At 7/19/13 08:47 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish my girlfriend wasn't such a slut.

Granted, your girlfriend is a guy.

I wish I hadn't been skipped.

At 7/19/13 09:02 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/19/13 08:47 AM, Zehoan wrote: I wish my girlfriend wasn't such a slut.

Granted, your girlfriend is a guy.

I wish I hadn't been skipped.

Granted, but that means you now have to rewish the wish that was skipped....

I wish people would stop posting a few seconds before I post...

At 7/19/13 09:18 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish people would stop posting a few seconds before I post...

Granted, from now on I will always post a few seconds after you, so you get skipped in the end.

At 7/19/13 09:43 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish for a katana

Granted, you accidentally behead yourself.

I rewish the wish I made before (look above, I'm too lazy to type it again).

At 7/19/13 12:01 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/19/13 10:27 AM, Zehoan wrote:

At 7/19/13 10:04 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I rewish the wish I made before (look above, I'm too lazy to type it again).

wish I had the powers of all superheroes combined, without their weaknesses or any other bad side-effects

Granted, but you explode from all power.

I wish for butts.

Granted, but you are now afraid of butts.

I wish for a new laptop that's not a piece of shit.

Granted, you get a new laptop thats a PILE of shit.

I wish for sexy straight women, who don't have penises, and think Im sexy and want to have sex with me.

At 7/19/13 08:05 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 7/19/13 12:01 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/19/13 10:27 AM, Zehoan wrote:

At 7/19/13 10:04 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I rewish the wish I made before (look above, I'm too lazy to type it again).

wish I had the powers of all superheroes combined, without their weaknesses or any other bad side-effects

Granted, but you explode from all power.

I wish for butts.

Granted, but you are now afraid of butts.

I wish for a new laptop that's not a piece of shit.

Granted, you get a new laptop thats a PILE of shit.

I wish for sexy straight women, who don't have penises, and think Im sexy and want to have sex with me.

Granted. But these women are aliens and only want you because you have the continuum tranfunctioner.

I wish the lines in amusement parks were short.

At 7/19/13 09:32 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the lines in amusement parks were short.

Granted, but now everyone is to short to ride any of the rides.

I wish I had a portal that took me to whichever designated location I set it to,that doesn't break the space time continuum or rip me apart.

At 7/19/13 11:52 PM, PiperAnn wrote: Granted, but now everyone is to short to ride any of the rides.

*eye begins twitching* Too short. Ngh. T-O-O. Nhgug. *twitch*

At 7/19/13 11:52 PM, PiperAnn wrote:

At 7/19/13 09:32 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the lines in amusement parks were short.

Granted, but now everyone is to short to ride any of the rides.

I wish I had a portal that took me to whichever designated location I set it to,that doesn't break the space time continuum or rip me apart.

Granted. You visit the year 3000 and you are standing in the streets of New New York. You are not familiar with the place but you find a newspaper with a headline that talks about one of your relatives. You decide to call him up and you find a booth that you think is a phone booth. You enter the booth and enter 25 cents failing to realize that it's a suicide booth. When the moment comes, the suicide booth asks you what method of suicide you want and you blurt out loud to the machine, "There must be some mistake. I thought this was a telephone booth!" The suicide booth still asks you for what method of suicide you want. You can hear a robot from outside the booth yelling, I ain't got all day! The robot walks into the booth and says, Hey, my name is Bender. What's yours? You reply with your name, and Bender says, You must be new. I'll show you how this suicide booth works. And Bender says to the suicide booth, death by gunshot please! And boom! Both of you get shot by a gun. You fall to the floor dead but Bender just has a hole through metal body. He says, that was fun and walks away whistling a tune.

I wish Bender was my friend

At 7/20/13 12:16 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

I wish Bender was my friend

Bender is more than just your friend.

I vish ammunition wasn't so damn expensive these days.