The funniest I heard was
Oh oh the cameraman's having a boner!
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Funniest lines you heard in porn
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Porn flicks are not so well know for their witty and/or funny one liners. But one sort of funny thing because it sounds so stupid, is mean a guy posing as a pizza delivery guy is sticking his (somehow) in the middle of the pizza when the (strangely) attractive woman ain't looking, and when she then returns and he shows her the "extra sausage" she order on the pizza, she states the obvious "That ain't no sausage".
Love making ensues
This is where I wrote something funny
When she was liking sperm she says:"Ohh protien"
......That's...That's all I got.
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This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.
NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
Story: Two girls playing frizbee in a park. The Frizbee hits a passerby and knocks him unconscious. The girls panic and drag the guy back to their house. Later the guy wakes up and tells the girls he's going to get them arrested for assault and kidnapping
Girl1: I can't go to jail, I'm only a teenager
Man: mmmmmm teenager
I remember watching a video on efukt where two dudes ran a train on a deaf girl and that whole thing was kinda messed up, but hilarious.
At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.
NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
haha. I somehow knew it was going to be the lemon whore thing.
At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.
NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
Haha, oh wow, that beats whatever I was going to post!
I've seen some pretty funny shit.
1. Black dude pulls his BALLS out of this chicks ass and yells "BOOYAH!"
2. Blindfolded lesbians... "MOM!?"
3. Jailbait chick... "But I poop from there..."
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
I just remembered another one. A dude lets off a ridiculously gigantic load on a chick's face, and while he's somehow still going, he says "aaaah...you look like a mime".
Gnarliest think I've ever seen is a bunch of dudes bust all over a chick, she drips it into a pan, fry it up, and eats it like an omelet.
At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.
NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
This thread has been won haha
I laughed hilariously when watching this in an actual movie that just happened to have a sex scene in it. The guy just had the dumbest look on his face in the world.
Female - I'm almost there!
Male - Oh really, because I'll be done in about 8 seconds!
The person below is an idiot.
At 12/8/11 03:12 PM, You-thought-so wrote: I've never watched porn... >.>
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There was a Tiffany Price porn where she had sex with a "nerd" and oh god, the acting on the nerd was exaggerated.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
"Wow! You came twice and you're still hard! Amazing"
People should NOT talk in porn. This is the reason why.
Spiderman XXX: The most hilarious porno ever.
Skip to 38 minutes, oh my god.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
At 12/8/11 06:05 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Skip to 38 minutes, oh my god.
I mean 48 minutes. That's where the magic happens
How do I shot web?
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
"Now I'm in your ass yeah, I'm fucking you ohhhyeahh"
Doesnt seem funny but the way he said it was like he was singing, theres a remix of it somewhere but I dont know where to find it.
At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.
NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
LMAO! This wins.
I remember seeing something on redtube called Jabba the hut bitch gets fucked by lesbian or something similar and the skinny chick was saying everything in with an angry mean voice like "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES" "NOW PLAY WITH YOUR TITS" the whole thing was just too funny. If I could find the video I'll post it right away
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At 12/8/11 04:19 PM, MrRager wrote: There was a Tiffany Price porn where she had sex with a "nerd" and oh god, the acting on the nerd was exaggerated.
I'll go ahead and post the link, as many others are posting theirs. The whole first scene of him talking is just horribly ridiculous. Link
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.
NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
LOL that.....I love it.
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