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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-08 19:08:20 Reply

I remember seeing something on redtube called Jabba the hut bitch gets fucked by lesbian or something similar and the skinny chick was saying everything in with an angry mean voice like "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES" "NOW PLAY WITH YOUR TITS" the whole thing was just too funny. If I could find the video I'll post it right away


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-08 19:11:13 Reply

At 12/8/11 04:19 PM, MrRager wrote: There was a Tiffany Price porn where she had sex with a "nerd" and oh god, the acting on the nerd was exaggerated.

I'll go ahead and post the link, as many others are posting theirs. The whole first scene of him talking is just horribly ridiculous. Link


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-08 19:12:29 Reply

At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.

NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.

LOL that.....I love it.


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-08 20:40:58 Reply

"i'm the king of the world"

from Titanic


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-08 20:46:25 Reply

At 12/8/11 08:40 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: "i'm the king of the world"

from Titanic

dude thats my favorite one


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 02:54:24 Reply

At 12/8/11 04:17 PM, Khris wrote:
At 12/8/11 03:12 PM, You-thought-so wrote: I've never watched porn... >.>
homo

Homophobe.

For me it was "Tastes like latex and candy."

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 02:55:33 Reply

At 12/8/11 11:51 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: "But I poop from there"

"not right now ya dont"

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 03:01:35 Reply

At 12/8/11 12:01 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I just remembered another one. A dude lets off a ridiculously gigantic load on a chick's face, and while he's somehow still going, he says "aaaah...you look like a mime".

I think I know which one you're talking about. PM me the link?


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 03:39:47 Reply

i remember watching one video with the pornstar Madison Ivy in it. Any way its going on and the guy finishes. Then she makes a face and yells "oh no! you Did not Just Cum inside me!" then the guy mumbled and she seemed really pissed about the whole thing. It made me feel kinda awkward to be honest.

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 03:43:16 Reply

"Are you ready cause its tea time bitch"


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 03:48:54 Reply

At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.

NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.

Funny as fuck. But it actually tries to be silly. I'm still hoping to read or hear something that is unintentionnaly funny.

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 03:58:53 Reply

efukt is the best site. NSFW


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 08:03:09 Reply

Saw one where there was about 14 people all staying the weekend on a farm, every guy had sex with every girl, except for a virgin guy and a virgin girl. The others kept trying to get them to fuck each other. It happens in the final scene, guy was really excited and pulled his dick out it was almost red he was so hard.

RON fucking JEREMY said "It looks like a stick of dynamite with the fuse cut off."

Some German porn, 2 guys doing a girl on a couch, top guy pulls out and accidentally sprays bottom guy, who starts yelling. No fucking idea what top guy said but he was apologizing and sounded so embarrassed, hilarious.

A smokin' hot deaf girl moaning during hardcore anal.

Most of the lines Devil In Miss Jones II ... first thing I can think of is "Pvt. Parts, get your privates out of that pvt's face!" ... it is on Redtube btw, highly recommended vintage porn.

From an old movie called Coffee & Cream, 2 white guys & an older black guy are poker buddies, black guy has a marked deck he always wins. They set up a fine ass black girl to come distract him during the game, she knocks and he was like "Who could that be this time of night!"
White guy says "Oh I ordered some coffee."
Black guy opens the door, sees hot girl, and says CAWFEE, AH HEH HEH!

I still use it as a catch phrase :)

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 10:09:41 Reply

There's a short clip I found on Extreme Tube called A Chain of Lesbian Ass Lickers which, unsurprisingly, involves a number of young women lying around licking each other in what looks like a public park with some water in the background.

Well there's a brief moment at around 5:25 where some guy wanders into shot, says "The hell you girls doin, licking ass on Evanston State Beach or what?"and just walks off never to be seen again.

That cracked me up because it was completely random, unnecessary and silly and not the sort of thing you'd see in a porno.

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2011-12-18 10:22:03 Reply

"I hate to say it, but you look like you're 12 down here... not that I know what that looks like, but I'm pretty sure..."

Creepy for sure


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 19:51:15 Reply

"If I have to pee, I'm not going to stop you."


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 19:57:39 Reply

At 12/8/11 03:06 PM, Rummy0 wrote:
At 12/8/11 11:05 AM, MonkeyShooter wrote: This whole scene is the funniest thing I've seen/heard.

NSFW obviously, though it's nothing too graphic.
Okay that was hilarious

Fuck yeah!

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:00:28 Reply

"Oh no...my asshole is all fell out"

Said after a prolapse on a realiporn


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:07:48 Reply

Who the hell bumped this shit?


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:11:03 Reply

I saw this one where a doctor lady was trying to fuck a male nurse or something, and he didn't want to cause he was married, then she showed him pictures of shit she did to him while he was asleep, and he said "That's rape! You're a raper!" then he started hopping up and down shouting rape.
It was pretty funny.

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:12:49 Reply

The title of the video was "Filling that booty up" and there was a black guy having sex with a redhead. Not in her "booty" actually, he was penetrating her vagina. But about halfway in, the black guy says:

"Filling that booty up."


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:13:07 Reply

"What is that smell? It smells like rotten milk in here. Robby, did you fart?" - camera guy from some teen porn.

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:30:46 Reply

"I'm Dr. Dick Delaware."

"Hold still, let me fuck your face for a second."

"Oh, yeah, caress my balls too."

"I can feel your tonsils!"

"Whoa, whoa, holy ejaculations batman!"

VERY NSFW

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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:35:37 Reply

this just shows that you guys actually listen to what the person is saying and that you are trying to connect to the people getting layed in front of you in a subconscious attempt to have a intimate time...


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Response to Funniest lines you heard in porn 2012-02-04 20:38:11 Reply

At 2/4/12 08:35 PM, tox wrote: this just shows that you guys actually listen to what the person is saying and that you are trying to connect to the people getting layed in front of you in a subconscious attempt to have a intimate time...

I think it mostly shows that, you know, people have ears. And they hear things with them.