Saw one where there was about 14 people all staying the weekend on a farm, every guy had sex with every girl, except for a virgin guy and a virgin girl. The others kept trying to get them to fuck each other. It happens in the final scene, guy was really excited and pulled his dick out it was almost red he was so hard.
RON fucking JEREMY said "It looks like a stick of dynamite with the fuse cut off."
Some German porn, 2 guys doing a girl on a couch, top guy pulls out and accidentally sprays bottom guy, who starts yelling. No fucking idea what top guy said but he was apologizing and sounded so embarrassed, hilarious.
A smokin' hot deaf girl moaning during hardcore anal.
Most of the lines Devil In Miss Jones II ... first thing I can think of is "Pvt. Parts, get your privates out of that pvt's face!" ... it is on Redtube btw, highly recommended vintage porn.
From an old movie called Coffee & Cream, 2 white guys & an older black guy are poker buddies, black guy has a marked deck he always wins. They set up a fine ass black girl to come distract him during the game, she knocks and he was like "Who could that be this time of night!"
White guy says "Oh I ordered some coffee."
Black guy opens the door, sees hot girl, and says CAWFEE, AH HEH HEH!
I still use it as a catch phrase :)