No matter how badly you'll do, you get to keep the job for 10 years. However that team happens to be the one you hated the most.
Would you still accept the job?
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Sure. I'll do whatever the Pittsburgh Steelers want, as long as they make me rich in the process.
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hell nah! I'm sure some other awesome job will get handed to me. FO SHO DAWG
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Ironic lol, because I'm going to study Sports Management. Yes, if Denver comes calling, I'd still say yes. It's terrific money, and you're working at the highest level possible
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No.
I can't stand "major league" sports. Or most sports in general.
The Yankees?
Ahh,god damn,i would only do it for the money i guess.
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they better make me money though, its always about the money.
hell if i do shitty on purpose to make dollars thats awesome since i dont even like sports anywho mayne
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Well if its the team you hate the most, just perform really poorly and make them lose. And get payed millions in the process. Win/win.
Fuck yeah, I'd sabotage Michigan and completely fuck them over while getting paid
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Fuck that i aint goin to san fransisco for a job.
I probably could do it for a professional sports team since I'm not really loyal to one. However, it's working for the an athletic department for say, the University of Texas, then there is no way.
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Would I be playing for the team, or could I be like security or something?
Either way, yeah I would take it, and just not care. I get paid either way.
Besides, if I really hated the team, I could sabotage them and get paid for it.
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At 7/14/11 10:14 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: No matter how badly you'll do, you get to keep the job for 10 years.
one you hated the most.
make my least favorite team lose and get paid? why the hell not?
Well, the only "Sport" I would do is UFC....and they really don't have teams. So hell, I'd do it.
Yes because even though I hate them they are still paying me.
Can I pretend that city is my enemy?
Pwease?
Depends on how much I'm paid and what the sports is... but probably not.
So let me get this straight: not only do I get to work for the New York Yankees, but I'll be in a position to make them the worst team in the league?
Hell, count me in. OAKLAND RULES!
At 7/14/11 10:15 PM, ZJ wrote: Sure. I'll do whatever the Pittsburgh Steelers want, as long as they make me rich in the process.
Your gay.
I wouldn't do shit with the Dallas Cowboys.
Sure, if I play so badly they would lose all the time right? Therefor I can make an honest living and make my most hated team lose all the time.
This is where I wrote something funny
If the pay was good enough then I would accept.
At 7/14/11 10:14 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Would you still accept the job?
Having a safe job for 10 years sounds like a very good deal, so I would overcome my hate and accept the offer.
A chance to make good money and make the Dodgers an even shittier team? Count me in.
Sure. I won't play, and I won't care because I like all teams, no exception.
how much is the salary?
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It would be my last resort. I'm not even into sports and would have no interest in the job but if my options were limited, I'd have to take that path.
