I am the King Squid!
Silly humans! we will tentacle rape you and eat your brains!!
Your end is near!
*Evil Laugh*
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The squid are coming.
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At 5/31/10 06:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Squid have TEN ARMS. Two long grabbing arms, and EIGHT HOLDING ARMS. That's not counting suckers, of which they have varying numbers. Human beings have achieved all their greatness with only TWO arms, and best estimates say we've only managed it for the past million years AT BEST.
Ten arms < underwater-detonated nuclear devices. Squid can go ahead and suck me.
At 5/31/10 07:50 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:At 5/31/10 06:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Ten arms < underwater-detonated nuclear devices. Squid can go ahead and suck me.
Yes, let's obliterate our planet to deal with some squid
Whether you like it or not we will be forced to coexist
Instead of sowing hate and violence we must become friends. Think what we could learn from the squid. We could be mining the deep seas for valuable ore and minerals for centuries!
At 5/31/10 07:53 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: We should pre-occupy them with our cheese.
can I have some cheeeeseee?
Wow... That's a blast from the past...
Man, the ocean is fucking crazy.
There's probably so much shit down there that we don't even know about, and creatures we might not ever know exist, ever.
It's fucking crazy, and humans are totally vulnerable underwater too, I mean in the ocean water... Not in a pool.
Imagine being attacked by a fucking squid, I don't even think we'd be able to escape if it got all it's tentacles around you in the right way (watch out women, also men I guess). I wouldn't want to go deep in the ocean, I've stood in ocean water and swam the ocean in California, but fuck I would never scuba dive or anything.
As interesting as it is, it is frightening, it's a whole other world down there... It's crazy.
At 5/31/10 07:59 PM, Aci6 wrote: Nice read but they'd EXPLODE if they ever tried to come to the surface.
Kind of like how WE explode when we go out into space?
But wait.... we made special suits for that with our prehensile thumbs and intelligence.
AND NO HUMAN HAS EVER RETURNED TO TELL THE TALE OF AN ENCOUNTER WITH A SUITED SQUID.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 5/31/10 08:52 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: What?!?! Giant super intelligent squid?!?!?!?! if they get on land and survive out of water... OH JESUS!!!! Where's my chainsaw!!!!!!! SAVE ME LEEROY!!!
I'm afraid not even your burly colored manservant Leroy will be able to save you from the squid horde.
Have you noticed that colored people excel at sports better than non-coloreds? Now consider that a squid can change it's skin color at will. One minute, black squid kicking our asses at basketball, next they turn olive drab and elongate their noses to sue us and give medical aid to their soldiers.
It's basically like the super Krull of racism, come to life.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
I guess it would only make sense that an animal considered to be a myth would have a crazy stories going on about it. I would not be that worried about it, as there are in fact a lot of species that are spread out in places and become much larger than usual, which is something called sea gigantism or something.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
If any squid gets all up in my grill I'll fucking stuff the cunt! First with a salad of tomato garlic and basil then i'll get the cunt all up on my grill for a few minutes on eat side until golden brown in just a small coating of extra virgin olive oil. Served a top of fresh leafy salad dressed with Balsamic vinegar which will compliment the squid well.
The squid at the bottom of the ocean are prehistoric and are little more than an evolutionary dead end.
At 5/31/10 07:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: As interesting as it is, it is frightening, it's a whole other world down there... It's crazy.
From preliminary reports, it would appear that the ocean is not dangerous whatsoever, but in fact a place for dancing and generally fun-having.
Panic over.
At 5/31/10 06:22 PM, Gagsy wrote: First they kill our men, then they mate with our women.
Those Insedious Sushi Side Dishes!!!
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Let our cephalopod overlords come!
Let them come and make us gods, lawless and free!
Alright FUNKbrs, here is the deal I make to you, the day the squids begin waging war on humanity... I will accept your philosophy of hate and look to you for the solution to such a devastating aquatic invasion.
I've heard reports of the squid getting new minions.
Even though they obey they're fucking scary.
as long as they dont mate with our woman were fine they wont create a squid hybrid.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
