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I am a lucky man.
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At 5/30/10 01:07 AM, FBIpolux wrote: And this is why you don't post pics of your ugly girlfriend on Newgrounds!
What he said!
At 5/30/10 01:23 AM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: Look, the OP got dumped!
I think the guy who made this thread is gonna break up with her... or she will break up with him... with her forehead.
At 5/30/10 12:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Why the fuck do we care?
Come on, Sense, you can't resist her mind consuming forehead!
DICKNECK = DICKHEAD?
CLONE, ROBOT OR LONG-LOST TWIN?!
I AM TAKING ALL BETS!
Bonus points if you get it.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
Follow me on Twitter. Tear-Oh not Puh-Tur-Oh.
PM me. Xbox Live Gamertag: Pie4me6
If this post was made after September 12th it makes me more of a liar.
At 5/30/10 01:33 AM, Homie-Z wrote: I wonder how many 747's she can fit in there.
3 at least. Seriously, her forehead is HUGE.
At 5/30/10 02:26 AM, BonusStage wrote: I sure hope the third page doesn't start with a bad post that adds nothing to the thread
You sure showed him.
At 5/30/10 02:26 AM, BonusStage wrote: I sure hope the third page doesn't start with a bad post that adds nothing to the thread
Add something to the thread?
Add something like what?
I'm sure she'd approve that you're posting pictures of her on a slightly-tamer version of 4chan.
At 5/30/10 02:52 AM, Fezz wrote:
Dude, your name is awesome.
Follow me on Twitter. Tear-Oh not Puh-Tur-Oh.
PM me. Xbox Live Gamertag: Pie4me6
If this post was made after September 12th it makes me more of a liar.
I'm sure she appreciates being used as an object to brag about on the internet. Bravo.
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
There's something that's odd about her face.
Not dissing her or anything, but she probably shouldn't wear her hair like that.
Other than that, she looks good.
At 5/30/10 12:36 AM, Homie-Z wrote: Last one I swear to god!
Lol!!!
At 5/30/10 12:36 AM, Homie-Z wrote: Last one I swear to god!
I quite literally fell out of my chair, laughing.
Just great.
It'll all end in tears in a few weeks, then you'll post a thread saying how you're devestated because she left you for someone who isn't an arse and puts her photo on a message board full of cock jokes and immature people.
Enjoy punching above your weight whilst it lasts.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
So what are we gonna do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night Pinky; try to take over the world!
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.
At 5/30/10 07:17 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: Sweet jesus.
I am laughing so hard right now. BWHAHAHAHHAHHHAA
At 5/29/10 11:24 PM, JmdMagic wrote:At 5/29/10 11:23 PM, Gagsy wrote:Like your vagina.At 5/29/10 11:22 PM, quagmire690 wrote: i love those earrings. nice and large ;)Like her forehead.
You're loose, too.
Are you saying that your girlfriend has a large vagina, forehead and is also loose?
Holy shit man you lucked out. Seriously though congratulations on getting that girl, i'm sure you could sell her forehead as adspace for some viral advertising campaign. Maybe Aspirin? Or Bandannas?
.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
now this is a great time to have a site party, congradulations
Lmao this'll probably reach 11 pages.
But Poozy's gonna lock it either way, because the shoops will keep getting worse and worse...
I think 5 pages will be enough; this just doesn't have the potential dickneck had.
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
-- ee cummings
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