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The Adventures of Ugly Shepard

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The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 02:59:46


I've started a little Mass Effect 2 parody/fanfic thingy over on the Bioware forums. I would recreate it here, but I can't post multiple pics on this site :(

ANYWAYS

Hope you enjoy.

The Adventures of Ugly Shepard


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 03:21:46


Oh good god, that's great.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 03:30:32


At 3/2/10 03:19 AM, Dobio wrote: Man, does your dick hurt? haha, funny shit though, I got a kick out of it. :)

It's just fine, thank you very much.
HOW RUDE.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 04:05:18


At 3/2/10 03:32 AM, Dobio wrote: Hahaha dude, you have to admit, DESERVEDLY SO (note this) you are getting a ton of dick suckage from this hilarious collaboration. The more I read, the better it got, I actually got more of a kick out of the other player characters' facial expressions that went along with your story though. Fucking Kate.

Yeah, you're right - there's tons of suckage going on in there. It's a bit unnerving at times...I mean, I'm just a guy with a thread. But yeah, I've gotta admit, it does feel nice ;3


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 04:40:09


I don't even play Mass Effect and I've been following this. You're fucking hilarious Rig.

Also why do you keep insisting that he's uglyyyyyyyyyyyy.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 04:45:38


At 3/2/10 04:40 AM, Gagsy wrote: I don't even play Mass Effect and I've been following this. You're fucking hilarious Rig.

Also why do you keep insisting that he's uglyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I suppose by UK standards he's pretty hot, eh?

ohhhhh burrrrrrrn

;D


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 04:46:38


Ugly Shepard is awesome, he's like that perverted psycho kid from school who everybody picks on.

Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 05:09:53


A few laughs were had, but the one thing I noticed was that the community over there...they don't seem too bright.

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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 05:18:21


At 3/2/10 05:09 AM, 36Holla wrote: A few laughs were had, but the one thing I noticed was that the community over there...they don't seem too bright.

MOAR MAOR MOAR OMG I WANT MOAR

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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 06:39:07


At 3/2/10 04:45 AM, Rig wrote:
I suppose by UK standards he's pretty hot, eh?

ohhhhh burrrrrrrn

;D

Pfft whatever.

I bet you were looking in the mirror when the idea of Ugly Shepard came to mind.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 07:23:21


At 3/2/10 06:56 AM, Tramps wrote: To be honest, I didn't find it as laugh out loud funny as everyone else did over on that forum. Maybe I'm just hard to please. Great writing and timing with the screenshots though.

You obviously have a heart of stone. I laughed so hard at the Boobies one and the Kelly one I needed a drink.

Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 13:57:18


At 3/2/10 06:56 AM, Tramps wrote: To be honest, I didn't find it as laugh out loud funny as everyone else did over on that forum. Maybe I'm just hard to please. Great writing and timing with the screenshots though.

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. I don't laugh much when I'm writing this stuff, but it seems that everyone else does. Humour, like all things, is relative.

And yeah, I like how those Drell voices came out. I don't think I nailed it...there's some tweaking I have to do. But yeah, it's pretty darn close.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-02 17:38:08



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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-03 14:24:36


I've been streaming my missions with Ugly Shepard live over xfire.com recently. Swing by www.xfire.com/live_video/rigaudio someday to check it out.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-03 15:35:52


This is better than candy.

Do you think you could do this kind of stuff with another game?

Have you?


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-03 16:06:51


At 3/3/10 03:35 PM, puddinN64 wrote: This is better than candy.

Do you think you could do this kind of stuff with another game?

If they have a face creator, I certainly COULD.

Have you?

No.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-03 19:20:32


At 3/3/10 04:07 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I haven't started ME2 yet, will The Adventures of Ugly Shepard spoil anything for me?

Yes, it will. Don't read it yet :O

I'm going to make my Shepard twice as ugly!

Do it, post pics!


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-05 05:26:48



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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-12 02:30:37


At 3/3/10 07:23 PM, Tramps wrote: The Adventures of Ugly Elven Mage - Dragon Age? ;)

There's already an ugly, big eared, retarded dwarf.

Enchantment?

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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-12 06:59:54


Oh Hell yes!
Now I won't have to browse through millions of "OMGLOLWTFHAHAHAEPIC" posts to find the Ugly Shepard ones..
I don't think I need to tell you that you're doing a great job.
Keep it up.

Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-12 12:26:07


At 3/12/10 06:59 AM, HeavyTank wrote: Oh Hell yes!
Now I won't have to browse through millions of "OMGLOLWTFHAHAHAEPIC" posts to find the Ugly Shepard ones..
I don't think I need to tell you that you're doing a great job.
Keep it up.

Thanks! And there's a link to the next Ugly Shepard post at the bottom of every Ugly Shepard post I make.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-12 13:51:47


At 3/12/10 12:26 PM, Rig wrote: Thanks! And there's a link to the next Ugly Shepard post at the bottom of every Ugly Shepard post I make.

Wow, the Biotic God post was the longest Ugly Shepard story you ever posted..I wonder how will the loyalty missions turn out...lolololol

Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-14 20:15:16


http://www.xfire.com/live_video/rigaudio / - I'm live right now, check it out.


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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-14 21:21:38


At 3/14/10 08:15 PM, Rig wrote: http://www.xfire.com/live_video/rigaudio / - I'm live right now, check it out.

The Ugly Shepard speech was epic.

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Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-22 02:26:25


At 3/22/10 01:48 AM, Rig wrote: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/
105/index/1398049/36#1844957

These things are getting harder to write.

What are you talking about? You just set yourself up for a mission chock full of black jokes and hot lesbian action.
At this point, the story is writing itself.

Response to The Adventures of Ugly Shepard 2010-03-22 15:14:20


At 3/22/10 02:26 AM, Samen wrote:
At 3/22/10 01:48 AM, Rig wrote: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/
105/index/1398049/36#1844957

These things are getting harder to write.
What are you talking about? You just set yourself up for a mission chock full of black jokes and hot lesbian action.
At this point, the story is writing itself.

The guys at the Bioware forums are reeeeally sensitive about racism stuff. There was this one guy who made a thread about how Jacob's mission was probably the most racist thing ever, and they removed all of his DLC, including paid content.
I'm a bit wary, lol


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